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Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.56 on 51 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2007-08-02 17:58:53 EDT



... a trout slap.

Bitch.


uber_trout_slap.gif (103 kB)

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 05:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-08 03:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2?

She just got beat down so much, in real life, that conversations on the Internet, with dicks 10 years her junior are safe and more than likely acts as a salve for her mental well being and helps fortify and repair her self-esteem .

That's cool, probably cheaper, and a start...................I guess .

---

Shame. She really is quite enjoyable when not immersed in the whole 'look what a giant fucking cunt I can be' persona. To each their own, I suppose.

We all choose to waste time in our own special ways.

I'd rather we got along... but as it turns out I rather enjoy my new-found contempt for that ignorant slut.


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-08 03:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

-2?

She just got beat down so much, in real life, that conversations on the Internet, with dicks 10 years her junior are safe and more than likely acts as a salve for her mental well being and helps fortify and repair her self-esteem .

That's cool, probably cheaper, and a start...................I guess .

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ooops. Sorry. +2 for U, Robby boy.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 14:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this turns me on.


rob=the coolest human to walk the earth
===============================================

:-(

Wrong answer sweetcheeks.

:-)

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 14:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this turns me on.


rob=the coolest human to walk the earth

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-04 14:27:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WTF? THATS NOT A TROUT! THAT'S A... OHH SWEET JEEBUS IT IS! IT'S A SALMON!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I <3 Fey.

Like, a LOT.


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like you very much.

________

Not liking Rob Berg is on a par with kicking puppies. It is technically doable and people do do it, but it's not nice.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-04 02:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

accurate for sure

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was weird ; out of nowhere i had to confirm my email again...
Just for a moment, i thought B-B couldn't appreciate my alter-joking here.
And yeah it kicks ass, doesn't it ? Love that gif, btw !

Have a good weekend .

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 21:41:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally it's on the wall : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/Fabian_Grumble.jpg

Yeah, i'm happy...

---

THAT?

Is kick ass.


Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

dont put links on my post you canadian crybaby faggot

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finally it's on the wall : http://www.etisrebu.com/images/Fabian_Grumble.jpg

Yeah, i'm happy...


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:14:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Floating....


You know? I just bought some frames for my art, and some new furniture.
Now i'm going to the city for beer, weed and ass..
(Not neccessarily in that order)


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

deserves more alter!


Fucking alters..

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haha!

Good to see ya floating around the ether, fella.


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:28:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

deserves more alter!


Fucking alters..

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

deserves more alter!

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm afraid i will abuse this somewhere....

Good shit, rob!

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:32:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:04:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHA

good one rob...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a clever boy.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-03 02:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 02:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Be honest, you used Shlongy's nose as a reference.

---

busted.


Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 00:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is just pure awesome.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-03 00:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-03 00:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-02 23:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-02 20:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you spent time drawing and animating a penis (?)


...let's not forget the time he spent rubbing and sucking it, too.

---

Shlongy FINALLY coming up with some quality comedy.

All it took was an animated dick.

--

That's probably because neither he nor Mrs. Shlongy has seen one in years.


Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goodbye Ubersite!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-02 22:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehe

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-02 21:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-02 21:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-02 20:34:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you spent time drawing and animating a penis (?)


...let's not forget the time he spent rubbing and sucking it, too.

---

Shlongy FINALLY coming up with some quality comedy.

All it took was an animated dick.




Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-02 20:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EW.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-02 19:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-02 19:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-02 19:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAWT.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't like you very much.

Still, this made me laugh when I was sad.

+2 for you, cockmonger.

Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That was pretty funny -for a pillowbiter. Now let's see you draw a snatch. That would be a woman's vagina, rob!

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

lol @ shlongy's comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you spent time drawing and animating a penis (?)


...let's not forget the time he spent rubbing and sucking it, too.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you spent time drawing and animating a penis (?)

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Be honest, you used Shlongy's nose as a reference.


bauahauahahahahahah


Actually, I'm thinking he used his boyfriends' crank as a reference.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

just think of all the n00bs that will steal this from you!!!!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Be honest, you used Shlongy's nose as a reference.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hah!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Genius

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:01:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That confirms everything I've been saying for the last 7 months about you, rob.

Shlongy- right as usual.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-02 18:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Alright... who wants one?



Lisa: Dad, I think that's pretty spurious.

Homer: Well, thank you, honey.

-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment