NOOB Camwhore (1802 hits)
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Submitted by Micah (View user info) at 2007-08-03 03:45:29 EDT
Hello. I am so fucking tired of receiving hate posts because I'm not a fucking lame ass who has spent the last five years worshiping Ubersite. That is all.
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Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 02:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hi sweetie.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Micah sings what I type!
Me: "Here"
Micah: "Heeeeee. uh. eeere"
Me: "Have this negative duece."
Micah: "Have th-(voice crack)-is negatiiiii-(pause)-iii-iiiii(pause)-ive duece."
Meanwhile, cats everywhere are clawing their own eyes out.
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go fuck yourself.
Don't like it here? Don't post.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-06 09:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm new here, newer than you, in fact. I, however, know better than to post something like this.
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hahaha
that was funny..
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-08-06 07:47:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97994
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-05 23:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I wasn't thinking that, and wtf Beano...I'm not going to memorize your numbers after your name - I really just don't give a shit what numbers your put after your name. Anyhow it's all irrelevant. Believe me or don't. It doesn't matter. Beano you are so alter paranoid. You need a life check. WTF are you doing with your life? Sitting around and wondering if I used to be on ubersite as a name you recognize? I doubt it. I made like 8 posts and then left my job. If you really think I'm an alter then I guess I should be flattered that you give a shit. Or concerned that maybe...just maybe...you spend too much time jerking off to ubersite. Good day, sir. lol
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Someone feel free to correct me if I am wrong here, but I believe Bean has not wasted his time to post a picture of some stupid ivy league wannabe stuck up looking bitch crying about how tired he is of recieving hate on Ubersite. Yet you try to imply he is a loser with nothing better to do than care what people on Uber think of him?
Hypocrite... Please kill yourself.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-08-05 23:45:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd shag.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd still fuck your ginger puckered hole.
and tanked.
Submitted by PokeyMen (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto ginger -2
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd hit it.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-05 18:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cool
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-04 22:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-04 05:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol. nice. You guys got really involved.
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Only because you look 13 and suck dick at music.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-04 05:18:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 the camwhore.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-04 05:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol. nice. You guys got really involved.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, here's how I see it...
If you've got some talent, in whatever area, your "noob" status is irrelevant...
But if you post shit, and are a noob, then that's all you'll ever be...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-03 19:22:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your hair is fabulous. I'm positively green with envy.
Seriously, do you get it cut and glazed every week or something? Or do you just live in a very dry and temperate climate? Is your color natural? I MUST KNOW THE SECRETS TO YOUR HAIR SUPERIORITY.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The more you whine and bitch about how you receive "unfair treatment", the more hate you're going to get
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the linkage, rob.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look 13...PERFECT!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:01:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you actually are real. Redeem yourself by showing Shlongy your hole.
That is all.
P.S. don't quit your day job.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...But you can make up for being a shitty musician by showing me your hole.
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ha!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110721#2491487
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:55:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2DIE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...But you can make up for being a shitty musician by showing me your hole.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Honey, your music is garbage. I'm sorry.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=42981848
the hell is wrong with you?
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She actually looks like Urbane in some of those....
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hmmph..
another cum-guzzling ubersite road whore.
a plus one for that.
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=42981848
the hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:20:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha. God I hope this is real.
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm new here, newer than you, in fact. I, however, know better than to post something like this.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:59:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
even if you are just a ripped off old account, you didn't deserve all that hate. plus you shoulda camed earlier.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah.... no. -2DIE, lolz
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI, not an alter asshat
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wELL, i'M CONVINCED.
LOOKS LIKE I HIT TEH CAPS BUTT ON!!111 LOLZ111
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this rating has nothing to do with your user #
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look better than that hag CookieLass. She'll be here cursing at you in no time.
Submitted by BRKNDREAMZ (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to piss everybody else off, tell ya what keep posting this junk and i'll +2 ya everytime , it'll make all the UBER GODS crap thier panties..
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Side note, why is my post no longer on original submissions? I don't get it.
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Because Bart modified the site some time ago to automatically drop posts off of the front page when their rating dips to -1.0 or lower.
Don't sweat it about the users throwing alter accusations. Uber's just been plagued with them recently...and the assholes will forget all about you in a few days anyhow.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:39:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a broad?
You seem stupid enough to be a dude.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this picture reminds me of a lame ass who has spent the last five years worshiping Ubersite
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 07:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink my dick!
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, poor baby.
I suppose that you hope somebody wants to fuck you. Then they will give you a +2. Will that somehow make you feelo better? DO you want to be taken seriously as a writer, or do you want to be a maturbatory fantasy?
Think hard, girl.
Maybe writing isn't for you if you go this route. Try porn.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love a good hate post. Hopefully you're not an alter, that would be teh ghey.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Side note, why is my post no longer on original submissions? I don't get it.
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Right, i'm done with this stupid fuckin alter.
It's off because I TOOK it off.
I have that power.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 05:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I wasn't thinking that, and wtf Beano...I'm not going to memorize your numbers after your name - I really just don't give a shit what numbers your put after your name. Anyhow it's all irrelevant. Believe me or don't. It doesn't matter. Beano you are so alter paranoid. You need a life check. WTF are you doing with your life? Sitting around and wondering if I used to be on ubersite as a name you recognize? I doubt it. I made like 8 posts and then left my job. If you really think I'm an alter then I guess I should be flattered that you give a shit. Or concerned that maybe...just maybe...you spend too much time jerking off to ubersite. Good day, sir. lol
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAH
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why anyone gets fired up over these things. I think this shit is funny.
"I just happen to be smart."
Sweetheart, you have failed to display anything even remotely close to 'smart'.
If you are some punchy, lonely cute girl and you really are this stupid - please take your keyboard and smash yourself in the fucking face with it.
For the love of buttery nipples - you should really consider leaving. You just don't belong - the people here will only make you cry.
Of course, you can always smarten the fuck up, maybe stop being such a retard and do things that are fun and entertaining. That would rock.
And seriously, could you show that lecherous old man shlongy some form of hole and/or yer boobs?
Thanks.
Oh, I still think: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Side note, why is my post no longer on original submissions? I don't get it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How is any of what I said a threat?? Oh yes, we are all reallllly smart here, so well done!! Im saying what I think and not making any threats whatsoever as I would never do that on here or in real life.
I really cannot be bothered to argue on Uber.
Do what you want on this site yeah! But it's better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Love the threat Emission, but you can kiss my ass. If I talk like other people here then maybe I just happen to be smart. Now I know you like your women in the developmentally challenged range so they can't find the door to leave your ass, but I'm not one for being some ubersite little woman. If you're nice to me I'll be nice to you. Otherwise, if you are a dick, I'll let you know.
P.S. Emission, you're a dick. Grow up.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I wasn't thinking that, and wtf Beano...I'm not going to memorize your numbers after your name - I really just don't give a shit what numbers your put after your name. Anyhow it's all irrelevant. Believe me or don't. It doesn't matter. Beano you are so alter paranoid. You need a life check. WTF are you doing with your life? Sitting around and wondering if I used to be on ubersite as a name you recognize? I doubt it. I made like 8 posts and then left my job. If you really think I'm an alter then I guess I should be flattered that you give a shit. Or concerned that maybe...just maybe...you spend too much time jerking off to ubersite. Good day, sir. lol
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol @ the retards giving +2s, get laid idiots.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are an alter!!
They way you type is very familiar and to be honest I dont think many new women would ever join this site, sexist thing to say I know but generally men seem to be the ones who like to hide behind a computer to express their opinions. Add this too the language you use and the amusing yet tongue in cheek posts before..................Well You are busted.
You will get hits for this post but for none after this.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:11:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You can't get hate posts if nobody knows who you are. I'm sure you aren't thinking all those "uber sucks now and here's why" posts were directed solely to you.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and I've posted on lots of other posts where I receive all kinds of hate. I also used to have an account three years ago but it got removed because I didn't post for a while after I quit the job I had back then. Even three years ago I received nothing but -2 die, noob and shit. I tried to get that old account back but I couldn't. As for not posting in a while, I have just been more of a casual observer. Anyhow, whatever.
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That's my point you stupid cunt... if you are not an alter (which I strongly suggest you are else you'd have called me Beano312003) you have come back to invite hate because you used to hate all the hate....
STUPID CUNT = YOU
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nah. I ain't buying this shit.
I think: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait a second.................
Show me your hole!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah... I'm a nice guy...
Don't listen to the dicks below.
Just... try to evolve... you know?
I mean, look at my earlier posts.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nah you ARE cute i suppose. But that smile is soooo fake
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 04:00:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right Progr3ss, thanks babe!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you should hang out near the toilett paper dispenser at the nearest public washroom. That way, someone might mistake your face for tissue, and run your head across their asshole. The shit streaks left will be a marked improvement to your rotwiler mug.
-2 die
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and I've posted on lots of other posts where I receive all kinds of hate. I also used to have an account three years ago but it got removed because I didn't post for a while after I quit the job I had back then. Even three years ago I received nothing but -2 die, noob and shit. I tried to get that old account back but I couldn't. As for not posting in a while, I have just been more of a casual observer. Anyhow, whatever.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110705
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:57:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 not a man.
I don't think I've given you any hate...
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice google job Beano.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG.. Then you must be THE Micah Carlson of The University of Oklahoma
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Would prefer BOOB camwhore. You fail
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you have a spot on your neck
oh no its your fucking head
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI, not an alter asshat.
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Of course not... you post saying that you are 'tired of receiving hate' (or some shit)... yet most of your posts were over one year ago.
Only two have been posted recently, one of which was this complete cuntwipe.
Submitted by CrazyHatLady (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FYI, not an alter asshat.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BRETT...
GO OUTSIDE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FAT GINGER CUNT.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-03 03:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Y HALO THAR ALTER