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Submitted by Unban S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2007-08-03 07:05:21 EDT




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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-20 07:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-07-23 12:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Welcome to the Hater's of Sicosemen Legionnaires Club.

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Goddamn! Where do i pick up my badge, bro? i've been asking for weeks

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-04 19:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this why bart banned storm?
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Hi simon.
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Not sicosemen, one of his friends though :)
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You mean one of the pasty trannies from the trailer park that he brags about bagging all the time?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Every time Simon talks about scoring a new hole (and subsequently gets banned), some random chick shows up and then disappears when he is unbanned. At least Bret admits when he uses a chick alter to try and fool Bart. You're just sad.

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this why bart banned storm?
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Hi simon.
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Not sicosemen, one of his friends though :)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Still can't find the video that this one is from, but this gif is also pretty funny (NSFW):

http://heaven666.org/surprise-butt-penetration-10546.php

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this why bart banned storm?
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Hi simon.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:24:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, still can't give you a positive. Move up a rung or two on the evolutionary ladder, and maybe I'll reconsider.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-03 14:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like when her leg flails in what I assume is sudden pain.

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is this why bart banned storm?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think this is the first +2 I've given you.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:36:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:28:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok where can I locate this movie, that is just too awesome to not have.

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Not sure. Have a hunt about on xTube maybe?
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Please keep me abreast about the ending as well, now I'm curiuous.

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I've nothing better to do so I'm looking for this video on Frostwire and I'll stick it somewhere online for you gaylords to enjoy.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:28:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok where can I locate this movie, that is just too awesome to not have.

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Not sure. Have a hunt about on xTube maybe?
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Please keep me abreast about the ending as well, now I'm curiuous.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:28:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok where can I locate this movie, that is just too awesome to not have.

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Not sure. Have a hunt about on xTube maybe?

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:25:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna know what happened after they fall over. I mean do they keep going, does the girl flip out and stop, does she hit the guy? So many questions left unanswered.

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She sort of scrambles over the other side of the bed moaning in pain while the guy has a bit of a giggle while apologising if memory serves.

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Ok where can I locate this movie, that is just too awesome to not have.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No lube?? OW OW OW OW

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 15:25:06 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna know what happened after they fall over. I mean do they keep going, does the girl flip out and stop, does she hit the guy? So many questions left unanswered.

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She sort of scrambles over the other side of the bed moaning in pain while the guy has a bit of a giggle while apologising if memory serves.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CT, I don't think that's what he was talking about but nice of you to still consider my penis after only a year and some change.
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Change? I hadn't noticed. :p

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:50:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Priceless, lolz

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wanna know what happened after they fall over. I mean do they keep going, does the girl flip out and stop, does she hit the guy? So many questions left unanswered.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

CT, I don't think that's what he was talking about but nice of you to still consider my penis after only a year and some change.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wow...They're fucking and stuff!

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could always take it as a positive - that Bart has so much interest in you that he clicks your posts when you first post them.
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I agree with Hadley. Posting your penoz on here pretty much sealed your eternal fate on Uber.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's this thing called a job. He has to get up to go there, saw this, and linked it. Or someone may have emailed him to complain. Somethings get linked quickly, some take a while.


You could always take it as a positive - that Bart has so much interest in you that he clicks your posts when you first post them.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is bart doing up so early to zip my files?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

mwhahahahaha mines still going, come see bums!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF, where are all our rude gifs going :(

Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lolz

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

:)

Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-08-03 08:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ewww.. i must take a shit now...

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 07:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's seeing the tip of his knob bend that made me squirm.


Owowowowow, that hurts.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-03 07:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha, oh man. I bet she didn't like that at all.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 07:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needed the bit at the end when she's squirming away and yelling.

Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 07:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the foot twitch at the end seals the deal.


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