Flower post friday (642 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2007-08-03 09:28:19 EDT
Sucks.
But if you are going to do it at least post something cool.
I saw a Rafflesia when I was backpacking in Malaysia.
They actually grow there and in Indonesia, but my time in indo was spent drinking, whoring, and fighting orangutangs so I had no time for stupid flowers.
Actually the only reason I was backpacking in a third world country instead of the drinking and whoring as mentioned above was because I was trying to get intot he pants of an Irish girl I was with and i figured I had better come back from south east asia with more than some illegitimate children and funny anticdotes about curable VD's.
Anyway this is the Rafflesia in all its stinky glory (they say they smell like rotting meat, I think it smells more like a sweaty unwashed Vagina during heavy flow)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:21:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:59:26 EDT (#)
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it seems that the US is no better than backward muslim shitholes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2drq74U0Vc&mode=related&search=
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:16:01 EDT (#)
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that thing is fucking amazing.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-03 21:20:28 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_-A5o74yUA
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-03 19:49:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-03 18:25:10 EDT (#)
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That pit in the center of it scares me. I imagine it dilating like a pupil and swallowing a passing bird or something.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:56:05 EDT (#)
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excellent.
that is dedication i can easily +2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:29:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:39:52 EDT (#)
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so did you get to bang the irish chick or not?
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I backpacked through a third world country for this chick. I didn't just bang her, I jammed her. I jammed her rotten.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:25:30 EDT (#)
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I read this whole thing, and didn't want to poke you in the eye with something sharp.
Who knew?
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-03 13:18:28 EDT (#)
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You're obviously a bit of a perv. I'm guessing you deposited a batch in the central orifice of this growth, no?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:47:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:51:17 EDT (#)
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Titan arum (Carrion Flower)
Sumatra
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no shit?
I could have seen two stinky flowers when I was in the jungle?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:51:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:31:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:12:47 EDT (#)
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There was something blooming in a botanical garden not far from here a few weeks ago that sounded kind of like this. I think they called it a Century Plant or something.
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those are tall obelisk shaped flowers, i forget where they are from, but i want to say more of an arid environment, and don't bloom as often (hence the century name).
I never understood the fascination with stinky flowers. I mean the rose stinks.
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Titan arum (Carrion Flower)
Sumatra
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:39:52 EDT (#)
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so did you get to bang the irish chick or not?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:31:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:12:47 EDT (#)
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There was something blooming in a botanical garden not far from here a few weeks ago that sounded kind of like this. I think they called it a Century Plant or something.
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those are tall obelisk shaped flowers, i forget where they are from, but i want to say more of an arid environment, and don't bloom as often (hence the century name).
I never understood the fascination with stinky flowers. I mean the rose stinks.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:12:47 EDT (#)
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There was something blooming in a botanical garden not far from here a few weeks ago that sounded kind of like this. I think they called it a Century Plant or something.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:49:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:31:29 EDT (#)
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AIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this sucks!
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No it stinks!!!!
a hahahaha!!
i kill me!
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:42:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:41:46 EDT (#)
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im cuttin out early today and playing golf. FYI
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:41:19 EDT (#)
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Travel? Check.
Adventure? Check.
Baggin' a hot Irish chick? Check.
Stinky flower? Check ftw.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:38:57 EDT (#)
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Anyone for golf?
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:34:59 EDT (#)
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Cool, I guess.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:31:29 EDT (#)
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AIGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this sucks!
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-03 09:29:40 EDT (#)
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informative. you have expanded my horizons and made me smile. I thank you.