3 sentence contest for the masses - An Oathmeal/Sicosemen production (complete with camwhore) (534 hits)
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Submitted by Y-Thao (View user info) at 2007-08-03 10:22:20 EDT
"Waaahhhh OathMeal is using yet another account! I'm telling teacher!"
Shut the fuck up.
So here's the deal. I have decided to host my first contest. Why? Because I can and because anyone who has something to say about it gets an instant crumpling followed by a handwritten letter from me, to their mother, with an explanation of why I had to eliminate them so early on in life, with no precipitation.
Here's how it works:
Over the course of today and this weekend, you shall enter my contest by Submitting a Message here on Ubersite that will contain NO MORE THAN 3 SENTENCES and ONE picture.
It's that simple.
I don't care what you write about or what the picture is, but those are the only rules. Your 3 sentences can be sad, funny, erotic, lame, insulting, defamatory, base or in some other way entertaining but THAT'S THE CRITERIA UPON WHICH THE ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED.
Entertainment.
...and I don't just mean entertaining ubersite. I mean entertaining sicosemen, my eternal enemy and remarkably gay counterpart.
Each post will be weighted 50/50 - 50% weight will be attributed to overall rankings by fellow uberites and the other 50% will come from sicosemen's judgement. I remain simply the arbiter of the contest and will have no say in who wins.
To enter you must post in the next 72 hours and your message must be titled "3 Sentence 1 Picture Contest Entry" (sans quotes) or you will be disqualified.
Now. Go forth and prosper. I will announce the winner sometime Monday afternoon.
(in case you feel like dissenting or questioning my authority, take note of the exercises I'm doing so that I may continue to be 100% confident that I can in fact reduce you to a bloody pulp with a mere squeeze of my hand)
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-06 10:07:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was completely in the wrong headspace and read precipitation as rain. It didn't make a lot of sense.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 19:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you mean THIS contest?
Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:23:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110745
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-03 12:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pre·cip·i·ta·tion (prĭ-sĭp'ĭ-tā'shən) Pronunciation Key
n.
1. A headlong fall or rush.
2. Abrupt or impulsive haste.
3. A hastening or acceleration, especially one that is sudden or unexpected: He is responsible for the precipitation of his own demise.
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STIXS, you are a dumb cunt. I used the word QUITE well given the context and now you look stupid for calling me out.
Congrats.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:32:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How many motherfucking accounts do you have?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're starting to rival IHAKF.
quite the achievement.
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:28:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Do you know what precipitation means?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a Crumpli-nator?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut up, you dumb pile of meat.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:18:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 16:07:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope nobody enters this.
Says the guy who doesn't miss ANY bandwagon...
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Talk shite, that's bollocks.
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lies below.
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:10:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oathmeal is 2-7 lifetime against S.I. Co. Semen in chess. If any of you other pussies want to come try your luck, you'll get fucking mauled.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-03 11:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope nobody enters this.
Says the guy who doesn't miss ANY bandwagon...
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're starting to rival IHAKF.
quite the achievement.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody fucking cares morons.
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:49:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LARP
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your word ain't worth shit ya droopy cunt
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
god ur gay
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:31:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to mention - there is a financial incentive here.
The winner will be paypaled $20, from me.
That's right, bitches. I'm that badass.
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If there is a winner, and they actually recieve the money, I'll come back and change my rating for this
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Mark my word, SOMEONE will be receiving twenty of my dollars for winning this.
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:30:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fag below
Submitted by storm (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since I'm the judge I decided that I can't win, so I'll post my 3 sentences here.
Bret, the openly gay batch mitt, a.k.a. cock holster was practicing his tribunal mantra of "I'm So Gay I Shit Dicks" with his life partner Gary, when he realized that the bumps on Gary's penis made his balloon knot swell, which coincidentally is what Gary was aiming for. After Bret caught an awe inspiring load of splooge with his ginger-ugly face Gary gave him a pair of Arabian goggles, a term used to denote when a man places his penis across one's nose and the balls droop over the eyes, he couldn't stop giggling because like fairies, that's what they do. After an hour of Bret shitting his pants and finger painting the walls with his feces he took his medication that BALCO had so graciously supplied him causing a spastic fit of sucking random men off in the Atlanta metropolitan area making for a very upset Gary.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to mention - there is a financial incentive here.
The winner will be paypaled $20, from me.
That's right, bitches. I'm that badass.
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If there is a winner, and they actually recieve the money, I'll come back and change my rating for this
Submitted by Ythao (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I forgot to mention - there is a financial incentive here.
The winner will be paypaled $20, from me.
That's right, bitches. I'm that badass.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I really hope nobody enters this.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wait.....with no.....rain?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-03 10:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2