I'm back, fuckers!!! With all new camwhore awesomeness! (411 hits)
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Submitted by I Am The Wrinklebeast (View user info) at 2007-08-03 20:11:55 EDT
I know how much of you fuckfaces missed me. Just know that I'm coming back strictly to rip all your shit apart like you did with me.
I'm out to kill, assholes. Watch your ass.
Behold:
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Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 02:28:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gay
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-03 21:20:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome back!
I think: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:50:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-03 17:40:07 PDT (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:40:07 EDT (#)
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who the fuck are you?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:34:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see the wrinklebeast checking out the the manboobs, who's the cockjockey in the front?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah...we actually DO have to watch our asses...when an obvious butt pirate, such as yourself, comes back to Uber to troll for penis.
THANKS FOR THE WARNING, BRUCIE!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Red, White, and Brew" t-shirt. Jap.
Goddamnit, that's funny.
Can't say I give a shit about whether you're back or not, though. I'm just checking Uber off and on as I type my entry for Jack's contest.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE #1
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:27:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
right on
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was hoping to be the first.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-03 20:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
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I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
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I really think so
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No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
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