FOOTBALL Season Starts in 33 Days, Holy Shitballs (591 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-08-03 21:48:49 EDT
33 Days.
Just let the taste of that collect on your palatte for a second.
In 33 days the Super Bowl Champ Indianapolis Colts will be visited by last season's cinderella New Orleans Saints team to kick off the 2008 NFL Season.
I just came. Or at least some pre-cum is dribbling down my leg right now, I'm super serial.
In 36 days the Dallas Cowboys will be visited by those fucking New York Giants at Texas Stadium, where the Cowboys will deliver a spanking to the fucking G-Men from NYC. (Well, actually New Jersey but no one seems to realize that). All the other teams will play football as well.
36 DAYS.
After the Superbowl there is a mourning period for a month, and then the NBA takes over, refs cheat and Mavericks blow 1st round series against 8 seeds. And baseball starts, fucking baseball, the bane of my existance.
And we start to hear NFL trade rumors, and minicamp starts in the summer, and then there are practices and Training Camps. And the season seems so far away, an intangible thought, a sacred series so far away.
36 days, can you bitches believe it?
Holy Fucking Shitballs.
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-08-06 09:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In 36 days the Dallas Cowboys will be visited by those fucking New York Giants at Texas Stadium, where the Cowboys will deliver a spanking to the fucking G-Men from NYC. (Well, actually New Jersey but no one seems to realize that). All the other teams will play football as well.
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Amen
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:29:25 EDT (#)
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a) yay football.
b) peyton manning sucks.
c) new jersey sucks.
d) you suck
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-06 07:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Football is teh ghey. Both kinds.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-05 15:49:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:00:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:57:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fat failures
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-05 14:48:05 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-05 10:40:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:00:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:57:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fat failures
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-05 03:03:16 EDT (#)
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it's soooooooo great. god i love it.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-05 02:25:16 EDT (#)
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American football = fail, true.
But goddamn, those cheerleaders are hot.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:57:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fat failures
Submitted by DorkLordofTeHSith (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:57:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fail
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:19:14 EDT (#)
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I can't FUCKING wait!
Everything that is not American Football just pisses me off these days.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:57:32 BST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fail
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-04 12:57:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:20:04 PDT (#)
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american football = fail
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 12:21:06 EDT (#)
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though i guess this post didn't really deserve a -2.
have some balanced out rating. not that it matters.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 12:20:04 EDT (#)
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american football = fail
armour wearing felons who all practice only their 3 second piece of this mind numbing game...blah.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The REAL football season starts next weekend.
Have a plus 2 because my long summer is finally over.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:21:31 EDT (#)
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No, I think you'll find that football is where 2 teams of 11 players kick a round object around the pitch and try and get it in the opponent's net.
This is American football.
Where people can use their hands.
Foot.
Hand.
Do you see where I'm coming from?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-04 04:57:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:43:04 EDT (#)
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FUCK DA FAGTRIOTS AND ASSHOLE BOSTON
ALL YOUS GUYS ARE GONNA DOMINATE IS HOBO'S ASSHOLES
DA BEARSSSS WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YER YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS CUNTS
GO BEARS WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FUCK BOSTON!
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THE PATS ARE BASED OUT OF FOXBOROUGH STUPID!!!
LAST TIME I CHECKED THE PATS HAVE WON MORE SUPER BOWLS THAN DA BEARS!!
PREPARE TO BE CRUMPLED!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:44:18 EDT (#)
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IM ALL FIRED UP NOW
I NOMINATE THIS POST FOR BEST OF 2007
NIGHT
GO BEARSSS WOOOOO!!!!!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:43:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-04 00:05:07 CDT (#)
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WOOOOO!!!!
GO PATS!!!
THE PATRIOTS ARE GONNA FUCKING OWN ALL YOUR ASSES THIS YEAR!!!
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FUCK DA FAGTRIOTS AND ASSHOLE BOSTON
ALL YOUS GUYS ARE GONNA DOMINATE IS HOBO'S ASSHOLES
DA BEARSSSS WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YER YOUNGEST DAUGHTERS CUNTS
GO BEARS WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
FUCK BOSTON!
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:38:05 EDT (#)
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GO BEARS WOOO
FUCK THE HATAS
STOOPID EMO MOMMA BOY FAGGOTS
GO NFL WOO
FIRST BEARS PRESEASON GAME NEXT SATURDAY WOO!!!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:05:07 EDT (#)
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WOOOOO!!!!
GO PATS!!!
THE PATRIOTS ARE GONNA FUCKING OWN ALL YOUR ASSES THIS YEAR!!!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-03 23:59:35 EDT (#)
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Speaking of shitballs, you can be deemed mentally unstable if you roll your shit into tiny balls and make a sculpture of those who live around you, especially if it's a minor. It's just creepy if you fuck it. It's just stupid not to film you fucking it and sell it online.
Thought you'd be the kind of person who'd need to know these kinds of things.
PS. your post sucked.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-03 23:50:39 EDT (#)
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rugby world cup > football
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-08-03 23:30:21 EDT (#)
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For some reason I've always thought of it as "super cereal"
I think it's funnier that way...anyways, I'm glad someone is excited about something. By all means, carry on...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-03 22:08:40 EDT (#)
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Only 31 days till Bowden Bowl 07, and only 29 days till the Bulldogs host OK State.
Shit, I haven't had but about three drinks all summer. I need to start practicing or I won't even make it into the stadium.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-03 22:03:59 EDT (#)
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Who cares?