(SPF) How, Where, and When to use a pistol (1317 hits)
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Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2007-08-04 01:37:14 EDT
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-18 22:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus christ. the d'backs look sort of unbeatable right now. don't get me wrong, beat the braves all you want, but it would be nice if there were a couple of rotator cuff tears before the postseason. y'know what i mean? y'know what I mean?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Webb led the N.L. with two wins and recorded a 0.00 ERA over 16 innings pitched. On July 31st at San Diego, Brandon allowed just three hits in seven shutout innings in Arizona's 4-0 victory. On August 5th at Dodger Stadium, Webb tossed a complete-game shutout in a 3-0 Arizona win. He has put together a streak of 24 consecutive scoreless innings, not allowing a run over his last three starts.
So in order to tell a fag in arizona, one must keep a keen eye out for over six feet tall idiots with stupid-looking goatees.
OK Lungie! Thanks for the description! Hugs and kisses!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 03:54:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if he were playing in a blue and orange uniform he'd be cool.
he'd have to shave off that STUPID goatee, though.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 03:52:49 EDT (#)
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never mind he never pitched a no hitter. even more proof he's a fag.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 02:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he still takes it in the butt, though.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 02:37:12 EDT (#)
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Brandon Webb is a fag who one time pitched a no hitter.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:13:53 EDT (#)
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rules X 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-06 09:43:06 EDT (#)
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indeed
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:18:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-08-06 10:49:48 BST (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:03 EDT (#)
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EI -- Sorry to disappoint, but I generally follow the rules and am quite boring. I like old movies, and jazz, and walks in the park. I like the rain, and Gordon Lightfoot, and I think Doris Day was sexy before she started making movies. I like holding hands, and snuggling. I loved my grandparents, and it made me proud to see them hold hands and snuggle when I played my Al Jolsen tape for them. I like apple pie (cold, please, with no topping). My grandmother made the best apple pie.
I'm drunk.
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THIS is what a man should be.
Please take notes.
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Helps that im included of course. That makes you a real man, rooowwwwwwwwwwl
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:03 EDT (#)
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EI -- Sorry to disappoint, but I generally follow the rules and am quite boring. I like old movies, and jazz, and walks in the park. I like the rain, and Gordon Lightfoot, and I think Doris Day was sexy before she started making movies. I like holding hands, and snuggling. I loved my grandparents, and it made me proud to see them hold hands and snuggle when I played my Al Jolsen tape for them. I like apple pie (cold, please, with no topping). My grandmother made the best apple pie.
I'm drunk.
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THIS is what a man should be.
Please take notes.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-06 01:26:42 EDT (#)
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You are correct, here and now is the correct timing of using a pistol. However you have the pistol holding wrong. You need to reverse the pistol in your hand so that you pull the trigger with your thumb, not your index finger.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-06 00:06:07 EDT (#)
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I like watching springtime's first crocuses break through the melting crusts of snow. Or I used to. I've lived in Los Angeles for the past 15 years. Now the only things I watch break through crust are the winos outside my office when they wake up and roll out of the dried puke they were sleeping in.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-05 17:54:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-05 10:39:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-05 10:39:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-05 05:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lishy's drunk phils lost d-backs won i think whatever kthxbye
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:17:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 21:59:30 EDT (#)
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I like puppies.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-04 21:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:36:47 EDT (#)
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Quite a high-end rig you have there.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:59:03 EDT (#)
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EI -- Sorry to disappoint, but I generally follow the rules and am quite boring. I like old movies, and jazz, and walks in the park. I like the rain, and Gordon Lightfoot, and I think Doris Day was sexy before she started making movies. I like holding hands, and snuggling. I loved my grandparents, and it made me proud to see them hold hands and snuggle when I played my Al Jolsen tape for them. I like apple pie (cold, please, with no topping). My grandmother made the best apple pie.
I'm drunk.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-04 18:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brother lung , I am reporting for duty, yes sir.SIR.
Sorry I just imagine that if I had to join a bunch of outlaws that YOU would be the best leader EVER!!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:36:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:56:24 EDT (#)
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Plus two only because i feel bad for you and your computer
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:54:05 EDT (#)
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auto +2 Pilsner Urquell
Submitted by Saeki (user info) at 2007-08-04 13:36:47 EDT (#)
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Quite a high-end rig you have there.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:06:46 EDT (#)
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not at all surprised that you have a piece in your home.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:56:24 EDT (#)
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Plus two only because i feel bad for you and your computer
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:39:53 EDT (#)
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Weapons and booze GAWD BLESS UMERICAR!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:21:58 EDT (#)
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Loyal to the Campaq brand there Lungfish.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:37:37 EDT (#)
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Brandon Webb is a fag.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha!
Awesome.
For a second I thought the usb was connected to the gun.
yeah. I'm that big of a nerd.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-04 02:26:03 EDT (#)
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You need to load it first.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-04 02:03:31 EDT (#)
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That would give some quality time...
Have a great weekend.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:47:26 EDT (#)
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And beer. Drinking buddy just got here too. Gotta go.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:45:13 EDT (#)
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Why am I not surprized that you have firearms in your home?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:43:49 EDT (#)
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D'backs up two over the Dodgers. Huzzah.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:41:03 EDT (#)
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PS: You should be shooting Webb.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-04 01:40:49 EDT (#)
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this is why i support pistols for all...for people to shoot their computers.