The Ten Best Tattoos in the World (4386 hits)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-08-04 03:01:20 EDT
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:21:11 EDT (#)
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You neglected to feature one or two examples of angry pee-pee tattoos.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:28:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, I see #6 now. He's trying to be a tough guy. What a pussy.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:27:12 EDT (#)
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This was fabulous. I have a few questions:
Am I the only one who can't read #6?
Why are Robin's thighs beefier than Batman's? He's only a sidekick... boy wonder?? Hellooo?
#2s daddy didn't love her. Or loved her too much. That's not a question, but an observation.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-07 02:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-06 23:54:10 EDT (#)
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Phallic: Check the email you have publicly advertised on your Uber profile.
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I <3 You
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-06 23:54:10 EDT (#)
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Phallic: Check the email you have publicly advertised on your Uber profile.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2007-08-06 21:36:16 EDT (#)
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#2 is nasty. holy flappy beefy curtains!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:23:10 EDT (#)
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Was going to rate this a zero as I started glancing at the first few tats...then I got to the -1 and below, and nearly choked on a piece of celery.
ESPECIALLY at the monkey butthole/navel one. Sweet Methuselah, that one took some creativity....
Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-06 12:59:48 EDT (#)
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#4 is fucking horriffic, my perception of the father/son relationship between Batman and Robin is ruined
who the fuck would get that on their body FOREVER
the one with the dude fucking the world doggy-style is great.
FTW
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:47:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:09:19 EDT (#)
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Hhahahaa, the monkey butthole one kicks ass.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:39:28 EDT (#)
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ugh
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:10:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:09:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-06 10:05:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:46:13 EDT (#)
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On a half related topic, i have something of extreme importance to ask from uber.
I need a picture of Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes in either his slinky crouching about-to-jump pose or in his actual jumping (in order to tackle Calvin when he gets home from school) pose. I have search teh webz for ages and need someoone with the books (i know you're out there) to scan a nice resolution and decent sized picture of the above. Black and white is fine.
If someone could do this, i would totally suck their balls and maybe even send them a six-pack of my fav Aussie beer.
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Ask GodChicken, he has the book set of Calvin & Hobbes. I bet he'd scan it for you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-06 09:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It is good or bad that some of these people put a lot of thought into this?
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:28:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:15:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-06 04:16:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-08-06 03:16:38 EDT (#)
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tattoo #6 makes me think of good ol' ToxicNarcotic....
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-06 01:49:09 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2007-08-05 23:53:04 EDT (#)
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sick tatts dood!!!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-05 23:46:21 EDT (#)
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I guess I should've said, "unknowledgeable people" who start tattooing. Everyone is inexperienced when they first start, but there are a lot of things they should know first. (i.e., don't put black lines too close together, learn to spell, etc.)
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-05 23:42:12 EDT (#)
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Oh, man. This is what happens when inexperienced people learn to tattoo. Like that bar code one, that never should've happened. The misspelled ones are the best, especially if the tattoo's owner never catches the mistake. It's trashier than a 9 year-old with a hickey on her neck.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:39:20 EDT (#)
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can't...stop...laughing....rly.....oh rly.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:28:18 EDT (#)
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idiots
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-05 21:09:19 EDT (#)
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Hhahahaa, the monkey butthole one kicks ass.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-05 17:26:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-05 10:38:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:45:15 EDT (#)
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Is number 7 supposed to be a bar code?
Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:01:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-05 06:21:15 EDT (#)
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i was being sarcastic...it's hard to convey sarcasm in type.
and that cuntpuncher is verrry hilarious, but you'll never get laid with that.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-05 04:20:53 EDT (#)
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I keep coming back to this post. HAHAHAHA at the batman and robin one. fucking poofters.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-05 03:40:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-05 03:06:30 EDT (#)
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those...aren't THAT bad
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Uhhh.
No.
They Are.
A good tattoo looks like this:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41232523@N00/102177024/
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-05 03:06:30 EDT (#)
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those...aren't THAT bad
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-08-05 02:37:49 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by heymac (user info) at 2007-08-05 01:00:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:54:06 EDT (#)
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The cunt tattoo would be awesome, if it wasn't a funky looking cunt. That thing looks like there's an octopus trying to escape from a meatflap on her chest.
I shall now stop searching for shirtless pictures of Shia LeBeouf and look for stupid tattoos to laugh at instead
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:15:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:25:43 EDT (#)
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here's a decent image of what you are looking for:
http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/bnt/FC0836217691.JPG
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Thanks Scourge, but i have already found that one. The problem with that image is hobbes' eyes and the fur around his face. It doesnt have the 'newer' look that hobbes acquired, like here
http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~dzobel/walls/img/calvin_hobbes_mural.2000-R.jpg
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-04 23:01:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 21:09:42 EDT (#)
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I'm so glad I have no tatoos. The wife has one from her biker days. On her shoulder. Faded. Looks like shit.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2007-08-04 19:25:19 EDT (#)
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So you think that Faggot means "I'm Awesome?"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-04 17:56:15 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
I want number four on the back of my shoulder.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:41:44 EDT (#)
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people are retarded.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:26:04 EDT (#)
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#4 is just fucking wrong. I mean it's right but wrong too...
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-04 14:45:42 EDT (#)
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Amazing
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:30:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:30:30 EDT (#)
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Sorry.
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:30:20 EDT (#)
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AH SHIT
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO THIS?!
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My only explanation is that they woke up after a huge binge and went; OH FUCK THIS IS NOT HAPPENING TO ME!
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:27:12 EDT (#)
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I wonder if a homosexual has ever gotten a vagina tattoo on their ass.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-08-04 11:01:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:52:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:09:54 EDT (#)
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You'd think that if you're gonna get a tattoo as lame as "I'm Awesome", you'd make sure it's spelled right.
That guy has an eternal reminder that he's a dumbass.
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Oh shit it is spelled wrong, holy fuck dude!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:50:23 EDT (#)
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did you ever get that tattoo that we talked about, fg?
i am going to get some work done this summer. so addictive...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:28:48 EDT (#)
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I like tats----good ones. Some shit that people have inked baffles me.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:25:43 EDT (#)
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here's a decent image of what you are looking for:
http://images.overstock.com/f/102/3117/8h/www.overstock.com/images/products/bnt/FC0836217691.JPG
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 10:21:28 EDT (#)
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man, I was going to get an 'unfuckwithable' tattoo....
i'll look through my books when i get home from my office. if i can be bothered to remember to do it.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:09:54 EDT (#)
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You'd think that if you're gonna get a tattoo as lame as "I'm Awesome", you'd make sure it's spelled right.
That guy has an eternal reminder that he's a dumbass.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-08-04 09:09:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-04 08:49:49 EDT (#)
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i love # 5 because i hate fat chicks.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:46:13 EDT (#)
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On a half related topic, i have something of extreme importance to ask from uber.
I need a picture of Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes in either his slinky crouching about-to-jump pose or in his actual jumping (in order to tackle Calvin when he gets home from school) pose. I have search teh webz for ages and need someoone with the books (i know you're out there) to scan a nice resolution and decent sized picture of the above. Black and white is fine.
If someone could do this, i would totally suck their balls and maybe even send them a six-pack of my fav Aussie beer.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY WOULD PEOPLE DO THIS?!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-04 07:12:28 EDT (#)
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Dayum.....
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-04 04:13:23 EDT (#)
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Jesus, not only where those tattoo's just plain ugly, but none of them were even done well. They all looked like total shit.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:38:34 EDT (#)
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DAMN YOU! I was --> <-- this close to posting a dumb tattoo/piercing rant. I had pictures and everything. The dumbest tat I found was one of Col. Sanders in celtic art form. The dumbest mutilation for art was a pic of a guy with a sub-dermal implant in his chest of a smurf. You can also get implants in your ears to make them look like elf ears. Why people do it, I don't know.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:13:03 EDT (#)
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Well now, there's ten people who's combined IQ certainly fails to exceed room temperature.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-04 03:04:36 EDT (#)
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hawt.