Unlikely Rap: H to the Itler. (1066 hits)
Category: Sound & MusicRating: 1.58 on 35 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-08-04 14:07:24 EDT
Lyrics transcribed by yours truly!
H I T L E R, thought we'd never make it but here we are
said H I T L E R, driving down the streets in the fancy cars
said H I T L E R, thought we'd never make it but here we are
To all my Aryans in the area that are carrying rhymes
And hey yo Nazis better watch me catch on up with the times
When other rappers see me coming yo they run and they hide
I grab the mic and commit lyrical genocide.
Cos when it comes to dropping hooks there is none greater!
Throw a finger to my public then I grab my dick-tator!
Cos I'm flexing my might and I'm showing my strength
I'll get your lady going get her moaning 'Mein Kampf'
No longer Nazi, but I still like to party
And there plenty women up in here with master racey bodies
Blonde hair, blue eyes you know I like em that way
Yo Goering you got something to say?
I can't actually make out what Goering says but the snippets I caught are funny.
Drivin' down the street in my Panzer tank
Sitting drinking Kris with my bitch Anne Frank
And when I step into the clubs you know I'm stepping with style
I raise my left hand party people say 'Hi'
Cuz yo I'm dating Eva Braun that I'll say that I miss
There's a party up in Schindlers' and I'm on his A list
Cuz I put my past behind, ya'll can think what you will
But no more propaganda, it's triumph of the ill
H I T L E R, driving down the streets in the fancy cars
Said H I T L E R, thought we'd never make it but here we are
Said H I T L E R, driving down the streets in the fancy cars
Said H I T L E R, thought we'd never make it but here we are
Said H I
Yo that's it, that's my rhyme, we outta here!
Give it up give it up
West Berlin.
Untapped Aryan Market.wmv (5 MB) [application/octet-stream]
User Reviews
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:50:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:49:53 BST (#)
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Well the hairdresser rubbed cologne into my hair.
How odd.
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You're such a French duke.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:49:53 EDT (#)
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Well the hairdresser rubbed cologne into my hair.
How odd.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:46:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:32:15 BST (#)
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Well I have just had my hair cut short, no flowing locks now.
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GREAT I REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR HAIR STYLE.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:32:15 EDT (#)
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Well I have just had my hair cut short, no flowing locks now.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:26:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:23:59 BST (#)
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Why I oughta.......
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What, excessively punctuate all over the place as usual?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:23:59 EDT (#)
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Why I oughta.......
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-06 08:06:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-08-06 12:32:51 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:55:23 EDT (#)
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Why dont you try and scare someone who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up
shut up
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That you singing Linkin Park at me boy?
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BWAHAHAHAHA.
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-08-06 07:32:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:55:23 EDT (#)
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Why dont you try and scare someone who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up
shut up
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That you singing Linkin Park at me boy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why dont you try and scare someone who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up
shut up
SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I have a life!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shit but i have one!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:41:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:32:29 EDT (#)
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Shut up you fucking penis!!!!!!!
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You don't want to cross me boy, believe me.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:32:29 EDT (#)
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Shut up you fucking penis!!!!!!!
Submitted by The_Hitcher (user info) at 2007-08-06 06:22:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:54:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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No fuckin' comment boy? No fuckin comment is it? Cat got your tongue?
This was pure evil slag, pure evil.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:54:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-06 05:49:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-05 22:29:35 EDT (#)
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eff to thr uckoff
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-05 20:51:52 EDT (#)
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This must be one of the dipshit uberbandwagon things that happen here. Id be embarrasesd for you
if it wasnt.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2007-08-05 20:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great. As long as I'm only periodically checking Uber, I figure I'll linkwhore my Osama rap song: http://www.ubersite.com/m/80198
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-05 14:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Watched it a bazillion times but it's still class.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-05 10:37:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ameelius (user info) at 2007-08-05 07:02:05 EDT (#)
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HAHA.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:48:35 EDT (#)
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Wow
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-05 00:33:26 EDT (#)
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LOLLYGAGS!!!1
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-04 23:46:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:33:04 EDT (#)
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WELL I'M TERRIBLY FUCKING SORRY I MADE A MISTAKE. I missed the part where I said that what I'd written was perfect. Jesus.
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It's cool.
Seriously though, that's a pretty silly mistake. Also, funny.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-04 23:04:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-04 21:14:43 EDT (#)
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Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats.
There was skinny little Göbbels and Göring mister fats
And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess.
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style
To be or not to be
oh baby
can't you see
We're gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny
This thing was meant to be
why don't we do it till we drop?
Say you boots ain't black and shirt aint brown?
Well
get back Jack
you can't get down. Do it
Adolf
do it.
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes.
--Mel Brooks
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-08-04 18:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck. yeah.
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-08-04 16:58:32 EDT (#)
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Ah, didn't realize you posted the video, thought you had just done the mp3 file. Oh well. Have another +2
Submitted by Oiseau (user info) at 2007-08-04 16:56:34 EDT (#)
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The Whitest Kids U'Know do make some pretty funny music. And Goering says:
Creep with me as I roll through the Rhine
Out gettin' yours while i'm out getting mine
Got a skull on my jacket,
Pimpin' it pays
Got hos hunkered in my bunker
and they stay there for days
Got a shorty waiting for me
At every point in the land (fo sho)
And that just comes with being Adolf's right hand man
I'm the chairman of the council of defense of the Reich
And if you come back to my castle babe, we'll stay up all night.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6754189825153903429 <-Music Video
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:46:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"West Berlin!"
hahahahaha. oh my fucking gods. this is, like, the wet dream of all those white trash racist hip hop fucks. i fucking love it. oh my gods.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:33:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-04 20:20:36 BST (#)
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Ha, yeah dude, they're definitely saying "Heil"
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WELL I'M TERRIBLY FUCKING SORRY I MADE A MISTAKE. I missed the part where I said that what I'd written was perfect. Jesus.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:31:55 EDT (#)
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Haha "dick-tator"
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:20:36 EDT (#)
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Ha, yeah dude, they're definitely saying "Heil"
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:17:13 EDT (#)
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And when I step into the clubs you know I'm stepping with style
I raise my left hand party people say 'Hi'
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I haven't listened to the song yet, but it seems like they would say "Heil"...as in "Heil Schicklgruber"...or something.
But maybe the fact that they don't say it is the joke...I guess I should just listen to it.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-04 15:07:08 EDT (#)
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well...that was...something
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-04 14:11:04 EDT (#)
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hahaha that is fucked