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I was manipulated by the Simpsons (659 hits)

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Rating: -0.72 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Dacin Adams <Dacin0828.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-06 09:57:28 EDT


So I finally saw The Simpsons after watching every commercial try to capitalize on the Simpson name. Burger King was arguably the worst, but at least it wasn't as bad as those dumb fucking car commercials that tried to capitalize on Transformers.

It was good, funny, lighthearted, and thoroughly enjoyable. Homer the adorable fuck up, Bart the hotel drunk, Lisa the tree hugger, Maggie the baby, and Marge the mom and-----

Wait a minute.

Wait one goddamn minute. I waited through all the credits and is it just me or did they totally leave out the fucking aliens?

The fucking commercials are RIDDLED with those damn aliens! WTF

I feel like my mind was subtly raped like that 16 year old who wakes up the next morning remembering nothing, but still with a sticky sensation between her thighs.




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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-08 05:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"My name is Khan and this is my sister, Kodos"

"Hello"

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-07 05:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What is this?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

NEATO

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 17:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh yeah well I got TOUCHED by the Simpsons.

*weeeeeep*

Submitted by candyfloss01 (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i wanna watch that movie...but no one wants to watch that movie with meee....

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The Simpsons movie was fucking gash. A lot like this post.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HA HA. You got conned by a cartoon.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is a good damn point. WHERE THE HELL WERE KANG AND KODOS?

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-06 11:35:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I never noticed...


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