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Jack McLellan (pedophiles) should be castrated (2904 hits)

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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2007-08-06 13:31:55 EDT


Jack McLellan is a pedophile. Even worse, he made a website with details on where to find and photograph little girls: http://www.theinternetpatrol.com/Jack-McClellan/Jack-McClellan-Seattle-Tacoma-Everett-girl-love.html

The state of California has banned him from having any contact with a person below the age of 18: http://www.thatpoliticalblog.com/serendipity/archives/1258-Jack-Mclellan-banned-from-contact-with-any-child-in-California.html

Before you get your panties in a bunch, the only reason I know about him and his website is because he's been all over the news lately. Yes, I do watch something other then the food network.

There is a Children's Festival in Montreal and Jack McLellan has rated this as a five star event. You can see the video and his photos here: http://bu.bulicio.us/health/jack-mclellan-at-it-again/

All the news reports say the same thing, there is nothing they can do until he breaks the law. He hasn't been caught and he has freedom of speech, so he can't be arrested unless he breaks a law. Know what? Fuck the police. If you have expired tags, you'll get stripped searched, but if you talk about fucking little girls there is nothing they can do. This muthafucker is encouraging other pedophiles to come to the Children's Festival. He rates events and invites other pedophiles to attend. How long do I have to wait until I see him on the news all bloody from a pack of angry parents?

It's time for a vigilante castration. A group of parents should get together to find Jack and castrate him. All pedophiles for that matter. Don't want to castrate? Fine, but what about an angry dad kicking the ever loving shit out of him? I know if I seen him at a playground/park/school he'd catch the beating of his life. Not from me, I'm older and slower then I used to be. I'd pay two or seven bums to beat him and then takes bites out of his face.

I'm considering making a website www.CastrateJackMcLellan.com and just talk about how nice it would be to castrate & torture Jack and other pedophiles. I'm more then sure I'd get arrested. I think I'm going to talk to my lawyer to see if it would be legal for me to talk about me or other parents beating the living crap out of him.

Ya know, if it weren't illegal I'd put a five thousand dollar bounty on the penis & scrotum of Jack McLellan. If it were not illegal, I'd get a bunch of parents together and make that bounty fifty thousand. But I can't because it's illegal.

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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-09 18:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

P.S. I wonder how many pedophiles are going to find about and use his site on account of this recent media craze?

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-09 18:11:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

As terrible as this guy is for propogating and encouraging his serious mental defect, people are exaggerating the issue. There are plenty of active pedophiles and murderers to worry about. People only seem to hate this guy because he doesn't repress it, which of course he should, but it is a really superficial distinction.

Legally punishing someone for evil thoughts is the start of a slippery slope, even in the case of a pedophile. But I don't see what's wrong with restricting and regulating him and such, like is already done with plenty of innocent people "just in case."

Submitted by Worm (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"he's been all over the news lately. Yes, I do watch something other then the food network."

...and you put up a picture from Fox "News". L O L. I bet you watch the O'Reilly Factor too.


I'm not going to -2 you just because I generally agree that assholes like this need *vigilante* justice. Emphasis on "vigilante" because it's not the government's role to strongarm people dancing the line between free speech and public safety. With assholes like him around, it takes a lot of courage to support free speech, but it's worth it.

As an informed civilian, you may feel compelled to kick the shit out of him. If he was within 300 yards of my son/daughter, I'd take an assault conviction in a heartbeat for the chance to break his kneecaps and rearrange his face. If it were 10 yards, the charge would be murder.

Taking one for the team here is worth it. The asshole stalking children gets what's coming to him, and the government doesn't become big brother. Win-win.

Submitted by Wildcard (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

While I understand the sentiment, I disagree with your simplification of the situation.

He literally hasn't done anything wrong.

He's probably one of the few pedophiles in the world with this degree of control over his condition, which is a mental disorder - not a choice.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-07 20:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LMFAO

+2 for indirectly inciting amusing flaming

("I'm awesome. You are stupid." "No, I'm awesome, YOU are stupid.") x 10,000 = Rob and Caul

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

One word ... Oedipus.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-07 17:29:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

nOBODY ADDRESSED MY RUDE COMMENTS ABOUT SLEEPING WITH CHILDREN. =(

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 17:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea what's a riding crop. sounds like a harvesting vehicle.

but i have a question. why would you know what your mother is into...sexually? hmmm?

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-07 16:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nah, she isn't down with homo's that get their kicks killing defenseless animals, Caul. Sorry pal, maybe there is some sadistic blood thirsty gimp you can pay to beat you with a riding crop or something.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i had sex with kaelic's mom.
it was awesome.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shoot him in the nads...and then, the face.

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not pro-pedophile or anything, but you should try to take a step back from the knee jerk reaction most people have to such a horrible and disgusting subject and examine it from a logical stand point.

You can only deter so much crime with punishment. As it stands, sex offenders are probably the most harshly penalized criminals on the books. Sex offenders can actually be locked up FOREVER without actually having been sentenced to life imprisonement if they are judged to still be a threat to others. If you committ a heinous sex crime, you will be locked up.

Also, when you get out, if ever, you will be unable to find a job (which will be a violation of your parole), you will not be able to find any place to live (also a violation of the terms of your parole) and most likely you will be turned down for any type of aid or assistance from the government. There was a report not too long ago about a group of sex offenders that were living under a bridge in Miami, state sanctioned. That's how bad these people have it. Arguably murderers do not have as hard a time with post-prison restrictions.

Now, I'm sure 99% of you are saying great, lock those pieces of shit up, make them suffer, they've committed the worst crime known to man, etc, etc. However, our system of justice as it stands actually encourages the murder of children. How, you say? Joe Blow Pedophile can not control his child molesting urges ... sure, he tries, but one day he finds the opportunity and grabs a child and molests them. Now he is faced with two possible choices ... he can let this child be on their way, be discovered that he molested the child, and have his entire life ruined. He will lose his job, family, friends, EVERYTHING.

OR.

Or, he can just as easily kill this child, ditch the remains in a deep grave covered with a bag of limestone, and be on his merry way. Now the child can never rat him out, and it's just another missing child on the posters. I'm clearly not pro-child molestor, but right now we're setting dangerous precedents with our treatment of sex offenders. There is no easy solution.

Just another example of our broken justice system at work. I know all this information because my mom works with the Sexually violent predator program here in Florida and even she is appalled at the way these people are treated.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:23:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul, you're still a fucking idiot.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am afraid our purposes are different and that i am not match for your greatness.

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Very well, I accept your apology.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:18:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-10 21:19:49 EDT (#)"""

what i said 2 months ago (or even 10 seconds ago) on a website is totally important and relevant.

with that mindset, i am afraid our purposes are different and that i am not match for your greatness.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


http://www.ubersite.com/m/101548#2409479


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

too bad i got recurrent chlamydia though.

PENILE DISCHARGES FTW!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i love how rob plays the guy who doesn't care whenever he manages to get my attention after weeks of flailing his arm around me.

he's so coy.

all this flirting makes me hot.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

people watch TV, read books, play computer games or surf the net like ubersite when they're bored.

those things are not necessarily unhealthy. what's unhealthy is letting them affect your life and it's clear based on your latest long fit, that break you HAD to take and your strange behavior revolving around people who hurt your little feelings that you're deeply invested emotionally here.

you're the same type of person who talks about last night episode of some tv shows at work, the same person who would dress up with a cape after reading harry potter or stop living for your WoW guild.

get a grip, guy.

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Wow, look at this kid go.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

people watch TV, read books, play computer games or surf the net like ubersite when they're bored.

those things are not necessarily unhealthy. what's unhealthy is letting them affect your life and it's clear based on your latest long fit, that break you HAD to take and your strange behavior revolving around people who hurt your little feelings that you're deeply invested emotionally here.

you're the same type of person who talks about last night episode of some tv shows at work, the same person who would dress up with a cape after reading harry potter or stop living for your WoW guild.

get a grip, guy.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hehe...it's no secret i like to camp on particular posts or that i rate more than most.

what the stats don't show is that i don't actually go out my way to jump up and down like a cheerleader every single time rob is arguing with someone, nor do i create obvious alters (bohme) to exact some kind of bizarre internet vengeance or because i need to mark some "points" or play some womanly game of "ignoring" someone while desperatly seeking his attention.

i spent copious amount of times bashing loki's posts for instance. but in the end, neither of us give a shit about each others and we even happen to talk friendly cuz well...it's just a website.

that guy is fucking weird.

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Big block of text.

Didn't read it.


Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"womanly." ultimate defeat!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hehe...it's no secret i like to camp on particular posts or that i rate more than most.

what the stats don't show is that i don't actually go out my way to jump up and down like a cheerleader every single time rob is arguing with someone, nor do i create obvious alters (bohme) to exact some kind of bizarre internet vengeance or because i need to mark some "points" or play some womanly game of "ignoring" someone while desperatly seeking his attention.

i spent copious amount of times bashing loki's posts for instance. but in the end, neither of us give a shit about each others and we even happen to talk friendly cuz well...it's just a website.

that guy is fucking weird.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


obsession [uhb-sesh-uhn]

> an irrational, unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone


How rob_berg has rated caulaincourt: 44 on 64 = 0.69

How caulaincourt has rob_berg: -307 on 472 = -0.65"

being interested enough to obtain verifiable data proving who likes who more: priceless

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It really is quite amusing.

Thing is - I'm perfectly comfortable with my many obsessions... God knows I waste far too much time on this putrid little website - Capitaine Delusional, on the other hand, seems to think HIS pre-occupation with ubersite is...>cough<... healthy.


Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

illegal? so is money laundering and embezzlement yet those don't seem to bother you Don Machiafatty

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Bwa! Good one!

Also, beating your wife is against the law.



Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


obsession [uhb-sesh-uhn]

> an irrational, unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone


How rob_berg has rated caulaincourt: 44 on 64 = 0.69

How caulaincourt has rob_berg: -307 on 472 = -0.65"

being interested enough to obtain verifiable data proving who likes who more: priceless

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


obsession [uhb-sesh-uhn]

> an irrational, unhealthy and compulsive preoccupation with something or someone


How rob_berg has rated caulaincourt: 44 on 64 = 0.69

How caulaincourt has rob_berg: -307 on 472 = -0.65


Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i bet he'd be a lot happier if you camwhored again, caul.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:34:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

???

well um...yeah...it's just a website, rob.

look, i'm sorry i hurt your feelings. you can stop spending so much time writing about that internet stranger "caulaincourt" now.

jesus christ...that guy's fucked up.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rob berg is clearly obsessed. since his last public meltdown, he's been going out his way to bark like a little poodle for people who i happen to "argue" (if u can call it that) with.

he tries to cover it up by saying he's ignoring me or projecting his obsession on me, but if you search his user info or pay attention, you'll see it's anything but and that he clearly has some kind of weird internet grudge that requires prompt medical attention.

get help, rob. it's just a website.

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Sometimes I wonder who 'Caulaincourt' pretends he is actually talking to when he slips into these melodramatic little soliloquies. Hubris in it's purest form.

I do find it funny that the retards who blab the loudest about how this is 'just a website' - inexplicably think their idiot opinions magically count more than the rest of the internet nerds who waste their time around here.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110059#2471421


Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-06 21:47:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

So he wants to fuck kids. Who doesn't?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caulaincourt&user_id=27395&super=on
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=caul&user_id=27395&super=on
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?q=french-canadian&user_id=27395&super=on

and that's not to mention his other snivelling [blah blah below] comments.

notice how i am mentionned almost on a daily basis, even on weekends, while i have to remind myself he exists.

fucking weird, i tell you.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

illegal? so is money laundering and embezzlement yet those don't seem to bother you Don Machiafatty

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not to mention that rob hides under an alter called Bohme to unleash his bizarre internet frustrations. it helps him convince himself that he "ignores" me.

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Bohme&cutoff=10

he still denies it though, which is lovely

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rob berg is clearly obsessed. since his last public meltdown, he's been going out his way to bark like a little poodle for people who i happen to "argue" (if u can call it that) with.

he tries to cover it up by saying he's ignoring me or projecting his obsession on me, but if you search his user info or pay attention, you'll see it's anything but and that he clearly has some kind of weird internet grudge that requires prompt medical attention.

get help, rob. it's just a website.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 12:31:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


Lets GO you guys!

Don't let that big mean Caul bring you down!

GIMME A U!

B!


E!


R!



What's that spell?

Lame below.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rob berg, cheerleader extraordinaire.

could you get a testicle transplant and stop being so fucking gay?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:33:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:36:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:35:46 EDT (#)
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i meant to say "tom is fuckin 12..." you got the point.

i wish this child would stop acting like he knows anything and that his positions on matter.

kinda like you bob, in fact.

"hi, my name is Tom/Bob/thorpe/child of ubersite. i can barely wipe my own ass without my parent's intervention. i have yet to work and provide for myself, let alone someone else. but i have a lot of opinions."
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HAHAHHAHAHHAA...oh man.

I love it when you get all upset Caul whenever I insult you or anything about you in the least.

How old will I have to be until you stop using the same line to insult me? When I get to *insert age here*, what are you going to resort to next? Gay jokes?
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loook it up on google or wikipedia. i'm sure you'll find the answer to ur questions.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:32:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:26:54 EDT (#)
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I wasn't even on ubersite when I was 12, and I'm 1000 miles from my closest relative. I don't understand where this argument is coming from, and I don't know why you have your scrotum hair tied in a knot over me. Either you're so blindly stupid that you think you look cool by assaulting random people on the internet, which I don't think is true, or you're somehow threatened by my presence here, which I also don't understand because I can't ever remember a time when I paid any mind to you, other than to perhaps laugh at you for arguing with ETS like it was your religious duty.

Do you have a crush on me?
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dude, you're 12...stfu

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-07 08:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 02:32:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:26:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"...Either you're so blindly stupid that you think you look cool by assaulting random people on the internet"

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Yes.

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"...which I don't think is true..."

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Then you are wrong.


Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 02:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Castration (both physical and chemical) of pedos and other sex offenders does not work as it does not take away the urges.

Pedophilia is also notoriously resistant to treatment, particularly if they are Preferential pedos.

Also some pedos honestly don't understand why they get such a negative reaction. To them, sex with children isn't wrong or taboo but a viable and legitimate lifestyle.


Reference Shandythedog.



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you deserve a punch in the face for this libel, which is in clear contradiction with the views i have expressed on this matter



Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:36:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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i meant to say "tom is fuckin 12..." you got the point.

i wish this child would stop acting like he knows anything and that his positions on matter.

kinda like you bob, in fact.

"hi, my name is Tom/Bob/thorpe/child of ubersite. i can barely wipe my own ass without my parent's intervention. i have yet to work and provide for myself, let alone someone else. but i have a lot of opinions."
________________________

HAHAHHAHAHHAA...oh man.

I love it when you get all upset Caul whenever I insult you or anything about you in the least.

How old will I have to be until you stop using the same line to insult me? When I get to *insert age here*, what are you going to resort to next? Gay jokes?



Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Meh personally I despise children, and the idiots who spawn them. If he wants to bust out some 13 yr old girl, thats not my problem or concern. Be a responsible parent and he won't get your daughter.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-07 01:26:54 EDT (#)
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I wasn't even on ubersite when I was 12, and I'm 1000 miles from my closest relative. I don't understand where this argument is coming from, and I don't know why you have your scrotum hair tied in a knot over me. Either you're so blindly stupid that you think you look cool by assaulting random people on the internet, which I don't think is true, or you're somehow threatened by my presence here, which I also don't understand because I can't ever remember a time when I paid any mind to you, other than to perhaps laugh at you for arguing with ETS like it was your religious duty.

Do you have a crush on me?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-07 00:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops...

Don't know what happened there. Anyway the point is, even if these people aren't doing anything overtly sexual to young girls, it's still inappropriate.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-07 00:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:37:14 EDT (#)
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The primary purpose of this site is to promote association, friendship; and legal, nonsexual, consensual touch (hugging, cuddling, etc) between men and prepubescent girls. I don't practice or advocate sexual touching of such girls.

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I don't see that he's doing anything wrong. I think it was forensicgirl who said some people just have irrestible urge to fuck children, they can't help it. At least this one isn't actually doing anything.
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Regarding that - I had a rather frightening run-in with two men when I was 13 years old. I had gone to an audiology trade show with my stepmother, and I was wandering around while she was in meetings. I was in one of the hearing-test booth displays, looking at all the weird machinery and just zoning out, when two men (a black man and a white man, obviously friends and probably in their early thirties) walked into the booth and closed the door. They started joking around with me and asking me questions, and then out of nowhere the black guy grabbed my arms and held my hands behind my back. The white guy sneered and said "You know, these booths are soundproof. You could scream as loud as you want right now and no one would hear you." I pulled my hands away, booked it for the door and got away from there as fast as I could.

Now, I know these two guys were not pedophiles, and I'm positive they did not intend to harm me, but were just having some fun with a random kid. I'm certain that neither one even remembers the incident. But I do. I think about it frequently and it still creeps me out to this day, over 1

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-07 00:11:42 EDT (#)
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it's the catch22 of a free country. 1st amendment baby...just because i don't agree with what he says doesn't mean I don't believe he has the right to say it. the moment he fucks a little girl put him in san quentin but until then....

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-06 21:47:47 EDT (#)
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So he wants to fuck kids. Who really gives a shit? As long as he doesn't try to fuck me, it's no skin off my ass.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:54:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:40:28 EDT (#)
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i forgot about spencer thompson.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:35:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:03:14 EDT (#)
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Tom and his fucking 12 and his insight doesn't matter
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english plzy?
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i meant to say "tom is fuckin 12..." you got the point.

i wish this child would stop acting like he knows anything and that his positions on matter.

kinda like you bob, in fact.

"hi, my name is Tom/Bob/thorpe/child of ubersite. i can barely wipe my own ass without my parent's intervention. i have yet to work and provide for myself, let alone someone else. but i have a lot of opinions."




Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:30:53 EDT (#)
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he should come to New Zealand, we know how to deal with pedophiles here;


http://www.stuff.co.nz/4149365a10.html

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-06 20:00:05 EDT (#)
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Thanks for providing me with a link to a "make your own childporn" site.

Just helping his cause by including it.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:58:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 17:03:14 MDT (#)
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Tom and his fucking 12 and his insight doesn't matter



Come again?

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:53:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:03:14 EDT (#)
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Tom and his fucking 12 and his insight doesn't matter
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english plzy?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:03:14 EDT (#)
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Tom and his fucking 12 and his insight doesn't matter

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:45:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:35:17 EDT (#)
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agree, castrate Jack McCallum

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first I've laughed today

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:43:51 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110632

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:35:17 EDT (#)
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agree, castrate Jack McCallum

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:12:05 EDT (#)
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All these fathers getting up in arms about Jack McClellan are only doing so because they're angry they can't touch their kids themselves.

Sort of like when someone makes fun of one of your siblings.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-06 18:10:23 EDT (#)
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-06 16:17:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:54:45 EDT (#)
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He's in the wrong for encouraging pedophiles to look at children but you're in the right for encouraging vigilante castration?
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Precisely what I was thinking, but Bart beat me to it. To quote the old adage, "Two wrongs don't make a right."

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:54:45 EDT (#)
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He's in the wrong for encouraging pedophiles to look at children but you're in the right for encouraging vigilante castration?


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:37:14 EDT (#)
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The primary purpose of this site is to promote association, friendship; and legal, nonsexual, consensual touch (hugging, cuddling, etc) between men and prepubescent girls. I don't practice or advocate sexual touching of such girls.

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I don't see that he's doing anything wrong. I think it was forensicgirl who said some people just have irrestible urge to fuck children, they can't help it. At least this one isn't actually doing anything.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:14:13 EDT (#)
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I know how you feel TTOM, but something about it just doesn't goddamn sit right with me. It just reminds me too much of what Hammurabi invented how many thousands of years ago? I mean, really, I'd like to show some judicial improvement since we shat in buckets and lived in huts at the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates 3000 years ago.

The other thing that gets me is that we're better than them. When they capture and torture our people, and we capture and torture their people, which is the better side?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:08:37 EDT (#)
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i agree with the scotch.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 15:04:49 EDT (#)
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I have no problems with torturing terrorists, I do however have a problem with torturing ALLEGED terrorists.

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:55:46 EDT (#)
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On another note, I think it's funny that everyone wants to torture pedophiles but people get all upset when we torture terrorists. I don't condone either, but I gotta say that killing people is worse than fucking children. However, fucking children then killing the children is worse than just killing people, therefore murdering pedophiles are worse than terrorists, unless the terrorist kills more than one hundred people, then that particular terrorist is worse that murdering pedophiles, unless that murdering pedophile has murdered more than ten children, then he is worse than the terrorist that killed one hundred people.

Following my logic here?

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:48:19 EDT (#)
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"Yes, I do watch something other then the food network."


Lies

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:45:35 EDT (#)
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I was thinking that the Mythbusters could totally use a live human. That would be a great (and highly educatonal) use for criminals!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:43:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:42:49 EDT (#)
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Oh come now. Pedophiles are the only natural predators children have in the wild. If you eliminate them, the rugrats will breed out of control.


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Ok, that was funny.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:42:49 EDT (#)
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Oh come now. Pedophiles are the only natural predators children have in the wild. If you eliminate them, the rugrats will breed out of control.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:42:05 EDT (#)
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Why? According to you, rape isn't so bad.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:37:02 EDT (#)
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Yes, woman can be pedos too. As for the proportion of them to male offenders, I'm not sure. I can look and get back to you.

The ones (female pedos) that everyone hears about in the news are generally the Situational type.





Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:29:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-06 19:27:28 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:18:27 EDT (#)
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Dont bother slicing off their goods, just chain em up and make them do all the crap work we don't want to do. Im all for having a criminal-slave class.
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yeah except then they can still be kiddie touchers if one of the stupid children wanders too close.
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Yes but I also hate children so I dont really care to be honest. In fact in Schools Id have children threatened with being chained to a paedo slave-gang if they didnt behave.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:28:38 EDT (#)
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hey forensic, can women be pedos too? and what is the proportion of female pedos?

cuz any boy fantasizes about a debra lafave happening to them

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:27:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:18:27 EDT (#)
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Dont bother slicing off their goods, just chain em up and make them do all the crap work we don't want to do. Im all for having a criminal-slave class.
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yeah except then they can still be kiddie touchers if one of the stupid children wanders too close.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:26:38 EDT (#)
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Criminal slave class sounds like a fine idea, Bubba.

Just leave a few to perform experiments on, as in the kind of "experiments" that aren't ethical or legal *wink wink*





Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:25:51 EDT (#)
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i used to live in paedophile heaven apparently http://www.cyberpresse.ca/assets/pdf/CP741517.PDF

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:18:27 EDT (#)
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Dont bother slicing off their goods, just chain em up and make them do all the crap work we don't want to do. Im all for having a criminal-slave class.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:17:58 EDT (#)
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i read this one cuz i saw montreal as i scrolled down and was getting my -2 obsesity.org ready. and i thought..."*sigh* what do pedos want with us again?"

two months ago, pedos gave a conference about how french-canucks are tolerant of them and mind their own business, when in reality, they're simply anonymous. it's as if they expatriated themselves to another country without needing a passeport. see serial killer karla homolka.

p.s. ur a wife beater

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:15:17 EDT (#)
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Caul

http://faculty.ncwc.edu/toconnor/psy/psylect09.htm

Almost halfway down the page under the subheading of Typologies of Child Molesters.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:10:17 EDT (#)
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Cal, did you read my post? You claim not to read any of them, but I know you do.

I am not a wife beater. I have never "beat" my wife. I love my children and take perfect care of them.

I have and can make children. See, that's what happens when a man and a woman have sex. They have children. When you and your boy toys have sex, all you get is anal wartz.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:09:14 EDT (#)
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preferential pedo? wtf is that?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:08:01 EDT (#)
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btw, do we get to castrate morbidly obese wife beaters with children suffering of cretinism?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-06 14:06:25 EDT (#)
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Castration (both physical and chemical) of pedos and other sex offenders does not work as it does not take away the urges.

Pedophilia is also notoriously resistant to treatment, particularly if they are Preferential pedos.

Also some pedos honestly don't understand why they get such a negative reaction. To them, sex with children isn't wrong or taboo but a viable and legitimate lifestyle.


Reference Shandythedog.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:55:20 EDT (#)
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Hell yes, castrate those bastards. Especially the outspoken ones, as they just encourage the other sickos. Just got to be careful not to make a martyr out of this low-life.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:54:46 EDT (#)
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on another note, why does montreal always get pedophiles attention? it's annoying.

when it's not hordes of pedos from english canada migrating to montreal for privacy claming PUBLICALLY that quebec is more tolerant of paedophilia when in fact, it's the french/english media divide that makes them anonymous, it's some famous kid lover praising la Fête Des Enfants, which has about as much sexual connotation as the Land Before Time series.

fucking shandythedog.

Submitted by UnderDog (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:45:59 EDT (#)
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Castrate the pedophiles and the canadians.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:42:24 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/110787

Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:39:52 EDT (#)
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He could have avoided so much attention if he simply went to eastern Europe. Or Thailand. It's pretty common place in those areas.

In no way condoning pedophilia.

snip snip

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-06 13:37:04 EDT (#)
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A better link to his photo, scroll down to bottom: http://bu.bulicio.us/tag/jack-mclellan


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

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