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Desperation sets in at the ripe age of 11 (757 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 0.71 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-30 17:12:48 EDT


A friend sent this to me, I found it quite amusing.

Sometimes I revel in the misfortune of others, and this is just such a time.

Wait for the page to load and be sure to have your speakers on, because that's the funny part.


"Thanks for stopping by!"

http://www.attrition.org/mirror/attrition/2000/02/10/www.gosargon.com/

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Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-11 03:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh God, that link is PURE GOLD!!!

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-11 03:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm half tempted to break his heart by posing as an attracted seventh grader on Yahoo, then revealing that I'm in my late eighties and look like Charles Bronson with Parkinson's.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-11 03:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Hello my fu-ture girl-friend. This is what I sound like. I am eleven years old. In the six-th grade. In N'Mexico. Please pee on me if I'm on Yahoo Chat. Bye! Thanks, for stop-ping by!"

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-10 03:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I just listened to the audio clip again.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-10 03:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

He sounds like English is a second language for him.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-10 03:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But that kid is hilarious!

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-10 03:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Now that I can hear the audio clip, I realise that this is perhaps the saddest thing I have ever encountered.

Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-07-31 20:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want a mullet.

Submitted by Bandita (user info) at 2003-07-30 23:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Poor little kid... he has a mullet and everything.

Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this was just posted this morning.

Submitted by unagi (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is one nasty mullet.

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:30:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been around for a few days now...but I come and go. When fall semester starts up I will have lots of work and will therefore be here a lot.

Thank you for asking. ^_~

Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

I've been sitting on this fucking thing for damn near a month now. That's what I get for procrastinating.

Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Does your friend frequen Uber?

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105958761494918221

Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where you been hiding, Titinita?

Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-30 17:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I...really don't know what to say to that.


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