I'm Finally old enough to join Ubersite! (917 hits)
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Submitted by Sally Walker <sallywalker5.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-07 06:07:43 EDT
Well, I've posted some stuff here but now I'm finally old enough to have my own user account.
How old does one have to be, you ask, to join Ubersite? Well that's a tricky question. I'm thirteen, but I'm "precocious", as it were. Some say you should wait until you're 21. Most say you should never actually join ubersite all-together.
I know what all of you are thinking. Just blow this off the front page with shitty alter alert in all caps; but let me tell you something before you do so: I am a real person with real feelings.
I probably won't do much around here since I'm busy with school and soccer practice but when we have lab time the teach isn't really watching what we're doing; so I'll make sure to tell that idiot beeltea what an asshole he is a lot and hand out everybody else +2's and sunshine and rainbows.
Here's a nice nursery rhyme for all of you:
Little Sally Walker sitting in a saucer,
Ride, Sally, ride!
Wipe your weeping eyes!
Turn to the east.
Turn to the west.
Turn to the one that you love the best.
Shake it to the east!
Shake it to the west!
Shake it to the east!
Shake it to the west!
Turn to the one that you love the best.
I know it's a bit early to "cam-whore" but I'm going to go ahead and do it:
User Reviews
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-11 21:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks, asshole. I can defend myself, k?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-11 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-09 00:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has "stupid" written all over it. Get off Ubersite and get back to clicking the mouse, bitch.
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I mean her, little sally.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-11 21:13:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your user name is based on a one hit wonder. You will speak when spoken to.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-09 10:54:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
=/ I'm not sure if this is a dig at me. I joined at 13 and my name is Sally... I'm so confused!
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-09 04:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Beeltea swinging from my nutsack again... imagine that.
~Fanboi~
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-09 03:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was 15, you fag.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 02:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-09 01:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha Sally. That picture proves you're an alter.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-09 01:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha Sally. That picture proves you're an alter.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-09 00:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has "stupid" written all over it. Get off Ubersite and get back to clicking the mouse, bitch.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-08 23:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That picture proves you're an alter.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-08 21:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*yawn*
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-08 21:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by Feety (user info) at 2007-08-08 20:13:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
psh..miss sally i never even got born yet and i've been hangin' around for some time now.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-08-08 19:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your 13 year old HOLE!
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Show us your 13 year old size weenie.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-08 19:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm on the fence about this.
so far, not amusing really.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-08-08 19:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Soon enough you'll have Restless Leg Syndrome.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 17:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont know what to think, so +2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-08 17:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EPIC FAIL
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought you'd get around to making this alter one day.
have a two just because i can.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Erm. Bitch, rather.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Webb led the N.L. with two wins and recorded a 0.00 ERA over 16 innings pitched. On July 31st at San Diego, Brandon allowed just three hits in seven shutout innings in Arizona's 4-0 victory. On August 5th at Dodger Stadium, Webb tossed a complete-game shutout in a 3-0 Arizona win. He has put together a streak of 24 consecutive scoreless innings, not allowing a run over his last three starts.
So in order to tell a fag in arizona, one must keep a keen eye out for over six feet tall idiots with stupid-looking goatees.
OK Lungie! Thanks for the description! Hugs and kisses!
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Haha. Dick.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
freak
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:03:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no question.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 12:06:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus hurt, stop jumping the gun. I'm sure there will be plenty for all tastes. I can't just spend all this time making you happy.
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We'll see. In the meantime, accept my continuous stream of -2 as a token of something.
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I accept this stream of negative two's as a token of your closeted homosexuality.
Or in other words...
FAG BELOW
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:27:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your face being taken off your skull with a sandblaster would make me happy...
..in the pants...
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Yo Zeg, I hope you don't mind, but i condensed your incredibly un-funny comment into a space that people will actually read. In the pants? Are you kidding? That's weak sauce bro. Wait till little saly gets a hold of this.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
fuck you zeglamancer
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your face being taken off your skull with a sandblaster would make me happy...
in the pants...
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not so much of a sizzle... but ok
behind the gymnasium... 3:45 sharp!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Can I put my head down and listen to the sizzle from your cooter as you pee?
Pretty pretty please?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 03:54:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is actullay the best rating i've ever goten from the uniter.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 03:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
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Look; it's not my fault the cubs suck. And Little Sally needed her own user account.
I mean my own account.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:40:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you people aren't ready for this level of comedy. But your kids are going to love it.
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So... since you've already pretty much admitted this is your alter... I don't know. Make it funny? At least?
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Oh, it will be. You people have no patience.
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It isn't
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
pedo bait
Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Crap alter.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your FACE.
I want to LOVE you hard in the BELLY BUTTON until you melt!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Slip of the scroll, there. Nemmind, you deserve at least one +2 on your "first post".
So, Sally. It wasn't made clear to us who or what was preventing you from joining Uber until you reached the ripe old age of 13.
And by the way, good luck appealing to my tastes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 12:06:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus hurt, stop jumping the gun. I'm sure there will be plenty for all tastes. I can't just spend all this time making you happy.
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We'll see. In the meantime, accept my continuous stream of -2 as a token of something.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:41:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your 13 year old HOLE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 12:06:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus hurt, stop jumping the gun. I'm sure there will be plenty for all tastes. I can't just spend all this time making you happy.
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We'll see. In the meantime, accept my continuous stream of -2 as a token of something.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:06:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jesus hurt, stop jumping the gun. I'm sure there will be plenty for all tastes. I can't just spend all this time making you happy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sal me old dear, i'm glad we had our moment yet i feel as though I need to move on, I bid you farewell and wish you triumph in your never ending search for hole.
Good day to you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 07:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:58:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok emission, but i'm old enough to read, and i'm not really sure what hole you're talking about. My nosies, perhaps?
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THIS is your idea of humour?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok emission, but i'm old enough to read, and i'm not really sure what hole you're talking about. My nosies, perhaps?
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no fun,no beer,no escape...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SAL, if you lick my hole I will read you a bedtime story!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's more like it!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:51:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SHOW US YOUR HOLE LITTLE SAL!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:49:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, it will be. You people have no patience.
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Damn right.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:40:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you people aren't ready for this level of comedy. But your kids are going to love it.
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So... since you've already pretty much admitted this is your alter... I don't know. Make it funny? At least?
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Oh, it will be. You people have no patience.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:48:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Most say -->you<-- should never actually join ubersite all-together.
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 20:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you people aren't ready for this level of comedy. But your kids are going to love it.
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Thanks Marty McFly
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:40:26 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you people aren't ready for this level of comedy. But your kids are going to love it.
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So... since you've already pretty much admitted this is your alter... I don't know. Make it funny? At least?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I ate my children
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe you people aren't ready for this level of comedy. But your kids are going to love it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is Tres Surreal.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no no no... Little Sally is my ward, but I think it's high time she got her own account. She's stolen my password on numerous occasions and posted, and I don't like that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:16:05 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahaahhahahaha
ahaha
maybe other people don't find me as funny as i do
horrible first post little sally
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So... you're little sally?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahaahhahahaha
ahaha
maybe other people don't find me as funny as i do
horrible first post little sally
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-07 06:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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