Rio Celeste- I WILL live in this area someday (with camwhore!) (755 hits)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (View user info) at 2007-08-07 11:12:01 EDT
Inspired by: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110798
This past March the missus and I took a trip to Playa Hermosa, Costa Rica to spend our time drinking Imperial Beer and eating $5.00 lobster on a beach. When we flew out of Atlanta, it was about 30 degrees farenheit. When we arrived in Liberia (Costa Rican province), the temp was around 100.
We spent most of the time laying around by the ocean drinking, though we did take a rainforest tour by the Rio Celeste.
We had gone here to get a better look at the wildlife, but the little brat in picture one kept yelling and running around while his yuppie parents did absolutely nothing. I waited and waited, but apparently even all the dangerous animals around didn't want to deal with this little fucker. Who the fuck brings their 7 year old children, on a 3 mile hike, in a volcano, in the rainforest?
My hate for him grew, until at one point on the trail, my wife and I had stayed with the guide, accompanied by the children, and apparently the parents all saw him as a babysitter as well, since they all got behind by a good 1/4 mile. We started to come down a steep, muddy incline, and the little prick was ignoring the guy's instructions to not try and jump down the 4 ft. steps, as ALL the rainforest floor is basically wet clay. He bounded by me, kicking me in the process, and in one deft motion- BAM, a little slap to the back of the head, he lost his balance, and fell face first down the 4 ft drop into a tree trunk. It was one of the most satisfying parts of my vacation.
Luckily, we were still able to see wildlife from the beach and hotel, there were howler and white face monkeys everywhere in the trees, fruit grows almost everywhere, and toucans are much more impressive in the wild than in photos. There were even 3 foot long iguanas living in the gutters and citrus trees overhanging the bar area.
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-02-26 11:46:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ace vacation, kid.
Submitted by LegoSockPuppet (user info) at 2007-08-11 10:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yup yup yup, it was a great vaca.
Oh noes, I've revealed myself to be his wife!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-08 02:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
One day I was waiting at the lights to cross the road when an old lady squatted down next to me and started pissing. It was really gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 15:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I sure the fuck hope you're not thinking of a career in "designing travel brochures".
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-07 14:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-07 13:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nice
some people should not breed
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The camwhore is from Stonehenge.
What do I win?
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you win at life for recognizing a well known monument
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-08-07 11:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The camwhore is from Stonehenge.
What do I win?