New jobs, crappy blog posts, and hot rod hearses. (1337 hits)
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Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl (View user info) at 2007-08-07 18:01:45 EDT
Some folks make posts and then are told they're being bloggy. Well yeah, they are, but who cares?
With that said, here's my crappy, bloggy post.
I GOT A NEW JOB!
Actually I got it a few months ago but am just now getting around to blabbing about it. Getting paid a lot more. A whole hell of a lot more. Sure, probably not as much as some of you high rollers around here, but enough that I can go, "Hey, I have some money in my account for once." I've even started going to my folks' financial planner and investing in some stuff. Before my portfolio was bare bones basic.
And so, with the A part of my blog out of the way, I'll start on the B part.
I have decided that one of these days I'm going to buy a hearse and have it turned into a hot rod.
I'm very serious. Everyone needs a hobby.
No, I don't consider that strange or freaky. At my age Sunny Jim, you don't have to be weird or strange or odd. At my age (after society gives up on you) you can carry the title of "eccentric."
A few years back, I had the opportunity to buy a 1975 Cadillac hearse with only 8500 miles on it for $3,500. Like the idiot that I ultimately am, I let myself get talked out of it. It was one tight machine, my friends. No scratches, clean engine, flawless transmission, mint condition.
This will not happen to me again. The next time I come across a sweet deal such as that, I'll be taking it.
Oh yes.
I've got plans! V8 engine (loud as I can get it), chrome, flames shooting out the back (yes I know that's not legal or wise), custom paint job, the woiks!
It was also suggested to me that I have a horn made that honks the theme of The Munsters. To that I said, "Bubba had himself a fine idea." They were joking. I'm not.
I dunno. I want to post something of quality, I just can't gumption it up right now.
Here are some examples of other eccentric people's vision of tooling around town in style.
I also like motorcycles and motor-trikes. I'll get to that at a later date though.
Girl, you gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop driving that hot rod
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Hearse
*Damn! Doesn't work*
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-09-26 11:33:34 EDT (#)
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Another day at work and I am bored...so YOU shall be my victim today... :)
And THAT is how a blog is done. The hearse hot rod pics kick ass too.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-09-18 19:38:55 EDT (#)
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it's your berf-day?!?!
HARPY BERF_DAY TOO EWE!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-09-06 19:57:18 EDT (#)
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I just noticed you have over 100,000 hits.
Nice work on accomplishing something so relatively useless and ultimately meaningless.
Your reward? - A random drawing by me.
Keep up the work.
love,
r.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-29 20:22:47 EDT (#)
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i have flames that come out of the side of my car as an anti-hijack device, still think batman is pretty cool though
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:32:32 EDT (#)
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i think i could easily love you
i had a 75 caddy hearse for two years.
not as nice as in your fowtows, but a hearse nevertheless
now i build (or used to) old motorcycles.
if yer ever in the czech republic, check me out.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-16 15:04:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:53:06 PDT (#)
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34B?
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WINNAR WINNAR WINNAR
She actually was a 34A, until she had her kid...like I said, kinda tricky.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:44:07 EDT (#)
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New job linkwhore!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110971
Congrats!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:27:22 EDT (#)
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congrats!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:27:15 EDT (#)
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hello!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-08 17:11:36 EDT (#)
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only if you sleep in the back of it
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:27:46 EDT (#)
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Whatever floats yer boat, b'y!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:23:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Emission-
I laughed and then cringed at the pun
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...then choked on a dick.
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Dude, what's with the hate? I thought you loved everyone?
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She hates me.
I was amused by it at first - as I thought it would eventually go away - but she's a stubborn wee 'anfry' bitch filled with all kinds of bile & resentment.
After a while I grew weary of the one sided cuntiness and thought: 'Why not return the favour?'
So really, I'm just being petty and it makes me smile.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:03:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-08 19:53:38 BST (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Emission-
I laughed and then cringed at the pun
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...then choked on a dick.
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Dude, what's with the hate? I thought you loved everyone?
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He does! That's his love talk. such a sweetie. and Forensic, I am the lover of puns, i giggle at my own and that makes me happy :)
Cringing is so flirty ;)
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:53:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Emission-
I laughed and then cringed at the pun
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...then choked on a dick.
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Dude, what's with the hate? I thought you loved everyone?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Emission-
I laughed and then cringed at the pun
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...then choked on a dick.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Emission-
I laughed and then cringed at the pun
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:53:10 EDT (#)
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I've always wanted to be eccentric. I was even a college professor for a while just as an excuse to think of myself as eccentric. I think back on that time as charity work.
The hearse might qualify you for eccentric status but it might depend on the paint job. Back in the day all the cool surfers had hearses because they were big enough to haul around their boards. Now the surfers just drive SUVs and are less colorful for it.
Go big dude.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:41:14 EDT (#)
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It means your mental and will never get laid again apart from by Mad Mary with the missing thumb.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:39:04 EDT (#)
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I'm 21 and people say I'm eccentric.... is that good or bad?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:34:48 EDT (#)
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I made a funny and nobody cares
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:25:48 EDT (#)
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So do I, baby.
I think I wacked off to it just last Thursday.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:21:23 EDT (#)
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congrats on the job.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:16:45 EDT (#)
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I remember that post Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:59:23 EDT (#)
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Orgasmo's a fucking idiot. Just because he's never actually SEEN live vagina- except for his mom's and who around here HASN'T seen that -, doesn't mean the rest of us haven't...especially Shlongy.
Hell, I ate beaver for breakfast today.
Anyway, he doesn't know what he's talking about and HERE IS THE PROOF:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62426
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:50:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:07:03 BST (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:57:53 EDT (#)
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Let's celebrate your new job by doing 69 on each other!
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Like your nose would ever fit between her legs.
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haha haha haha haha!!! nose sex.
Im going to Dublin soon, the biggist city in the world!!
It keeps dublin and dublin..............
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:36:18 EDT (#)
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great pictures.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-08 10:07:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:57:53 EDT (#)
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Let's celebrate your new job by doing 69 on each other!
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Like your nose would ever fit between her legs.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:13:22 EDT (#)
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"heh heh heh BWOOSH"
made me giggle like a school girl.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:06:08 EDT (#)
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And make sure to blast "Another one bites the dust".
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:03:49 EDT (#)
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i had to bring my dog to the emergency vet clinic and there was a girl tha tworked there who had a hearse with like a giant skull and bones or something on the back hatch. it just struck me as something supposed to be a pointless rebellion and a waste of money. really shit gas mileage.
then again i guess the looks of fear from the geriatric population might even that out.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:54:30 EDT (#)
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congratulations!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:43:13 EDT (#)
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I'm thinking of buying a Toyota Camry...or a Nissan Altima.
You can call me "Mr. Excitement."
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:30:37 EDT (#)
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That one with the castle thing on it is fucking awesome.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-08 05:31:52 EDT (#)
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Skeletor driving a hearse? How fitting and sexy.
Seriously, how did that name not stick??
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:45:55 EDT (#)
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I like the idea of turning a hearse into a hot-rod. Get the dead there quicker and all.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-08 04:22:22 EDT (#)
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congrats on the job, hon
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-08 02:12:56 EDT (#)
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It's taking you longer than most to learn: there's no real joy of accomplishment communicating with a small group of chronologically disadvantaged individuals as if you were one of them.
<rightoutofleftfield>
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-08 02:08:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:57:53 EDT (#)
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Let's celebrate your new job by doing 69 on each other!
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Can you do it any other way???
Nice wheels.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:44:47 EDT (#)
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Congrats!
Hearses are scary. Just like dead people. But not to you I guess. Way cool collage.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-07 23:36:45 EDT (#)
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My neighbor in college had a plain-jane grocery-getter hearse. But, he thought he was a vampire, wore an Abraham Lincoln top hat, and only listened to Marilyn Manson.
You don't see many hearse street rods, though.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-07 22:56:23 EDT (#)
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Oh, I can so totally see you rockin' a hearse...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-07 22:49:57 EDT (#)
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Congratulations on the job, and good luck with the deathwheels. Bad ass.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-08-07 22:27:32 EDT (#)
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I didn't ask you what forensicgirl3 meant, you pretentious cunt, but thanks for presenting your meaningless credentials.
I asked you if the 3 was at the end of your username because you were too stupid to realize you didn't need to exactly duplicate the first portion of the e-mail address you used when joining the site.
Pay attention.
Upon further investigation, I see it was forensicgirl3.at.yahoo.com.
So it appears there was a forensicgirl, a forensicgirl1 and a forensicgirl2 on yahoo when you got your e-mail account, and so you took the bronze.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THIRD PLACE
Whose alter are you, dudeless?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-07 22:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-08-07 21:45:55 EDT (#)
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Speaking of the mundane, what's the deal with your username?
Were forensicgirl1 and 2 taken?
What about plain old forensicgirl?
Or were you too stupid to realize you didn't need to use your exact hotmail (or other) id when you joined?
I'll take my answers off line.
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Not that it has anything to do with anything else, but Forensicgirl3 was given to me by classmates because of what I study. The 3 stands for degrees, Bachelors, Masters, Ph.D. I've already earned the first two and am working on the third. I have explained this in the past.
Whose alter are you again?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-07 21:59:08 EDT (#)
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Hearses are teh weet. I wanted on badaciously back in the day. Couldn't find one so I settled on a 14-year-old 1971 Cadillac Brougham +5 ft stretch limo. Silver/grey vinyl top, black leather interior (semi-ratty). 455ci big block, 8 miles per gallon, two sunroofs. My friends paid for all my gas and I drove everywhere 'cos it's legal to drink in the back. Used it to tow my '66 Mustang back home after leaving the military. Good times, good times.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2007-08-07 21:45:55 EDT (#)
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Speaking of the mundane, what's the deal with your username?
Were forensicgirl1 and 2 taken?
What about plain old forensicgirl?
Or were you too stupid to realize you didn't need to use your exact hotmail (or other) id when you joined?
I'll take my answers off line.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-07 21:27:51 EDT (#)
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BWOOOOOOOSH
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-07 20:10:33 EDT (#)
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Right on. Get (or build) yourself a coffin for it and rig the back door to open by a push button trigger. On slow nights, get one of your buddies to lay in the coffin, sit up and greet jittery commuters behind you.
If you find yourself low on funds, movie production companies will pay you to rent your hearse.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:59:55 EDT (#)
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Someone around here has a caddy hearse that is pink and black...it's pretty cool.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:58:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:20:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:53:07 EDT (#)
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If you don't make it into the Ghostbuster's car, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.
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Don't quote me but I think the Ecto-1 is a vintage ambulance.
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Ambulances used to be hearses.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:57:53 EDT (#)
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Let's celebrate your new job by doing 69 on each other!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:33:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:33:14 EDT (#)
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enjoy the new pay.
i sure am enjoying mine :-D
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you really should be an american - your lack of taste fits in perfectly with the likes of forensic 'girl'.
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i have no idea what you're referring to
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of course you don't - vulgar americans rarely have any self-awareness
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i assume you were talking about how mentionning salary is tasteless cuz you like to think as yourself as british and obey to their unwritten rule that talking about salary is bad form and not phlegmatic, even though neither of us mentionned any figures (it could be 10¢ or a million $ a year).
if that was the case, i suppose happiness is vulgar, eh?
in the meantime, you are still a child molester.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:33:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:15:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:33:14 EDT (#)
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enjoy the new pay.
i sure am enjoying mine :-D
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you really should be an american - your lack of taste fits in perfectly with the likes of forensic 'girl'.
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i have no idea what you're referring to
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of course you don't - vulgar americans rarely have any self-awareness
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:20:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:53:07 EDT (#)
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If you don't make it into the Ghostbuster's car, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.
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Don't quote me but I think the Ecto-1 is a vintage ambulance.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:15:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:33:14 EDT (#)
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enjoy the new pay.
i sure am enjoying mine :-D
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you really should be an american - your lack of taste fits in perfectly with the likes of forensic 'girl'.
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i have no idea what you're referring to so i'm gonna assume it's a secret code to tell us you're about to molest your son.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:15:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-08-07 19:09:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:33:14 EDT (#)
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enjoy the new pay.
i sure am enjoying mine :-D
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you really should be an american - your lack of taste fits in perfectly with the likes of forensic 'girl'.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:56:01 EDT (#)
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Post some more revealing photos of yourself so that I can stick them in the spank bank.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:53:07 EDT (#)
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If you don't make it into the Ghostbuster's car, I'll be thoroughly disappointed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:33:14 EDT (#)
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-1 for shit cars.
enjoy the new pay.
i sure am enjoying mine :-D
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:27:12 EDT (#)
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Hey good for you!
That is, like, so cool.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110710
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:21:27 EDT (#)
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The Caddy (btm row) is pretty sweet, but my favorite is def. the one (2nd row up from btm) with the gothic cathedral stuck on top of it.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:21:15 EDT (#)
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Like a year ago...funny how things stick in your head.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:20:28 EDT (#)
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I have seen the one with purple flames on it in the bottom right. I swear on it.
I was driving up SR-99 in central california at about midnight and it blew past me doing about 120 mph. Had some crazy halogen high beams, lit the road up like nothing else I have ever seen.
Scared the shit out of me.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:20:20 EDT (#)
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Odd...the dude with the red hair blowing flames out of that gun?
Yeah, I was in cyber world and found an index of this guys pics,
and all his freaky pals and shit. Wild...randomly wild.
Random.
Very random.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:14:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-07 18:13:58 EDT (#)
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