Break my fence down will ya ??? (571 hits)
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Submitted by Aussie_Ants_Is_Back (View user info) at 2007-08-07 23:52:17 EDT
Recently a bunch of teenagers had been terrorising my neighborhood. My house backs onto a nature reserve and is separated by a 1.8m Colourbond steel fence. Now i'm unsure if you know this, but if you run hard enough at a colourbond fence, it will collapse in on itself. These teenagers, whether it be by accident or trial and error, had figured this out for themeselves and thought it would be great fun to get drunk/stoned in the nature reserve and take turns running full pelt at all the colourbond fences that backed onto it. Now dont get me wrong i'm all for getting drunk and stoned, i mean fuck i'm stoned right now, but i dont appreciate when stoned little fucknuts start breaking my shit.
Anyways, after knocking 5 or 6 fences down, these shit nuggets finnaly get to mine. I was half asleep when i heard a loud CRASH and some high pitched screams and thuds. I jumped out of bed, grabbed my cricket bat and walked out into the back yard. The first thing that went through my head was "What the fuck has happend ?" as i looked up at the massive hole in my fence. I noticed a few figures running in the distance but by that stage it was too late to give chase, well that and i couldn't be fucked funning around bare foot in my boxer shorts.
I walked further down my backyard to check out the damage. Then i noticed them. Two teenagers, about 16-17 years old, were lying in a crumpled heap . It finally dawned on me what had happend. These two skidmarks had run at my fence expecting it to collapse, which it did, however what they hadn't planned on was the 2.5 M drop they experienced when they fell into my swimming pool which had been emptied 3 days before. About five minutes later a couple of cops rocked up and walked through the hole which was once my fence. They said there was report of a disturbance in the park to wich i replied "the cause of it is lying on the bottom of my pool" pointing to the fuckers who were now coming around and quickly realising they were in deep shit.
The cops took 'em away, a week later my fence got fixed and once again order was restored to the universe. Teens still come down to the nature reserve to smoke,drink and fuck eachother silly however i am glad to say that they no longer partake in the activity of colourbond fence knock downery.
Ants ; )
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:34:37 EDT (#)
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We have teenagers on our block. I generally use motion sensitive cameras, and a battery of paintball claymores to deter them. Or chase them with my car.
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-08-09 05:32:44 EDT (#)
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Thanks Progr3ss, i will be sure to take more care next time.......(Pause).... NOT
Thanks for the warm welcome Forensic ;)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-08 16:31:37 EDT (#)
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haha, you said crumpled
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:58:54 EDT (#)
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Mentally handicapped teenagers doing stupid things +2
Cricket bats
Shit nuggets
Drained pools
What could be better?
Nice to see you back.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:31:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:06:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:58:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:57:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-08 10:10:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:11:24 EDT (#)
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hahaha
I recall similar stories when I was a teenager.
Oh wait, I still am for a few more months. And I just did something similar a month ago.
Good thing someone didn't come out with a cricket bat after me.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:46:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:04:12 EDT (#)
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neighborhood, finnaly, happend x2, funning, wich, eachother...
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH?
Your lucky thorpe isn't here.
oh and nice rip-off of Zoo magazine douche.
HAHAH, always brilliant when some asshat critiques someone else's language skills when they don't know how to speak it themselves......
your != you're
granted he's got something of a minor point but still....
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:04:12 EDT (#)
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neighborhood, finnaly, happend x2, funning, wich, eachother...
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH?
Your lucky thorpe isn't here.
oh and nice rip-off of Zoo magazine douche.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-08 05:30:55 EDT (#)
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I didnt read your post, however I am married to a woman living in Perth and will be immigrating soon. So +2
Submitted by Aussie_Ants_4.0 (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:50:09 EDT (#)
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Hehe Thanks for your feedback Ladies and Gents
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:00:39 EDT (#)
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Call the gardener. It appears that Dr Cruces has fallen in the hoho.
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hahahahahahaha
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:39:10 EDT (#)
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Great stuff mate.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:38:00 EDT (#)
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My most favorite sentence of the whole day:
"I am glad to say that they no longer partake in the activity of colourbond fence knock downery."
Brilliant.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:31:06 EDT (#)
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This is easily +2 writing...
But I'm with the kids. Sounds to me like crashing through a fence that wraps around would be great fun. Especially while drunk and high.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-08 01:23:11 EDT (#)
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haha stupid fuckin kids
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:10:42 EDT (#)
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Nice, although you may want to develop your contributions further.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:05:02 EDT (#)
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"... they no longer partake in the activity of colourbond fence knock downery. "
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-08 00:00:39 EDT (#)
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Call the gardener. It appears that Dr Cruces has fallen in the hoho.