Have you guys heard of this new thing called an iPod??? (NSFW) (2555 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2007-08-08 05:27:07 EDT
This was really hilarious to me, being a dork who's easily humoured by inane things: http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=500
Archived threads from a circa 2001 mac rumour forum. (I live in Canada where we have U's in our humours and rumours, so fuck you)
Some of my favourite quotes:
"Great just what the world needs, another freaking MP3 player. Go Steve! Where's the Newton?!"
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"Sounds very revolutionary to me.
hey - heres an idea Apple - rather than enter the world of gimmicks and toys, why dont you spend a little more time sorting out your pathetically expensive and crap server line up?
or are you really aiming to become a glorified consumer gimmicks firm? "
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"All that hype for an MP3 player? Break-thru digital device? The Reality Distiortion Field™ is starting to warp Steve's mind if he thinks for one second that this thing is gonna take off."
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"There are already two products similar to this on the market. The Nomad Jukebox and the Archos Jukebox which can come with a 20 gig HD. The iPod is obviously alot cooler and has firewire, but it is far from revolutionary. I for one am disappointed and think that apple is making a mistake by trying to get into this market."
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"$400 for an mp3 player? The size is great but you're fucked if you think anyone will pay that when they can buy one for $70 now and just store their collection on their HD. Cue crashing and burning...."
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"I have no use for an Mp3 player.
My house has a CD player.
My car has a CD player.
My Mac has a CD player
I don't use headphones.
The iPod requires me to change my lifestyle to meet it's needs...
I need round holes, not square holes.
For $99 I might buy the toy, for $399? Why?
Doesn't a Mac with a CDR undermine the need for most of this? All that's left is the number of songs you can play and the ability to listen to all of them with headphones anywhere. Do I really need ALL my songs ALL the time?
uhm, no.
Won't last. Another Cube."
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Ok, thats it. I don't know about you but I laughed. I know, hindsight is 20/20 blah blah blah.
I just haven't posted in a while and I needed some hits, and now to ensure maximum hit value from this post I bring you "Hot Girl Masturbating With Her iPod"
http://youporn.com/watch/39194
Later,
-Easily amused
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Submitted by Wizz20 (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:48:12 EDT (#)
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Im gonna save that end for when im not in public on a shit comp
PS. vermont (i gave up on spelling it) can suck mine
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-08-08 21:04:39 EDT (#)
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ipods are overated. what's wrong with a sony walkman? there's no danger of that getting stuck up your cunt.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:05:35 EDT (#)
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"I buy iPod, my neighbour only get iPod mini. And everyone knows those are for little girls. I win! HAHA"
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:47:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:57:29 EDT (#)
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I own a Zune because I'm different
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What a rebel!
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:57:29 EDT (#)
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I own a Zune because I'm different
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:56:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:29:41 EDT (#)
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Yea I refuse to buy an ipod because the workers in the factory that they're made in, in China, are the lowest paid workers in all of the factories in all of China. Lifestyle = Slavery
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look on the underside of nearly every retail product you buy.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:55:40 EDT (#)
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I took my sisters Ipod to Oz, unluckily she left Kylies greatest hits on there.
Now I adore 'I should be so lucky'
lucky lucky lucky, I should be so lucky in love!!!!!! wooooooooooo
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:53:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-08 11:35:46 EDT (#)
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i'm okay with mp3 players, but not ipods.
THE DEVIL>
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-08 09:00:57 EDT (#)
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I live in Canada where we have U's in our humours and rumours, so fuck you
Most everyone else does to. Why America decided to change spellings I don't know.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-08 08:54:04 EDT (#)
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Big fan of mine. it keeps me in tunes throughout the workday and even better has a direct connection to my car stereo. Spent 12 hours driving last weekend without hearing the same song twice. beautiful.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:32:13 EDT (#)
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My wife has the 40 gig video iPod. It's got almost all our CDs on it. She uses it at work, and somtimes plays it at home through the stereo or her boombox in the bathroom. We have the XM radio which we'll listen to by the pool or when we've got company, and whenever a song comes on that she likes she'll note the artist and song for later downloading. She do like dat iPod.
I recorded a little lovesong and put it on her iPod one ay when she was napping. Maybe it'll show up in a random shuffle one day.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-08 07:29:41 EDT (#)
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Yea I refuse to buy an ipod because the workers in the factory that they're made in, in China, are the lowest paid workers in all of the factories in all of China. Lifestyle = Slavery
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-08 06:07:09 EDT (#)
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Isn't it funny how wrong people can be.