Why I didn't submit for the Sci-Fi contest. (680 hits)
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Submitted by DeadToast (View user info) at 2007-08-08 12:41:08 EDT
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 02:29:45 EDT (#)
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ha ha ha ha
yeah.. my sense of humour..
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-09 02:02:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-08 16:04:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 16:03:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:54:18 EDT (#)
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I'd pay cash money to see Shlongy go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...WHO'S WITH ME???
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muahahahahahahaha Im gonna be there for a week starting Sunday, if that happens when I am there I will move there forever.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:54:18 EDT (#)
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I'd pay cash money to see Shlongy go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...WHO'S WITH ME???
Submitted by wretchel_o (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:53:47 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:45:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:06:13 EDT (#)
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Shlongys lies are 235% funnier than most peoples truths
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I have heard that 68.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot...
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-08 15:07:45 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:32:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:04:54 EDT (#)
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Maybe on Monday I'll post a lie about how much money I made playing poker in Niagara Falls and as an added bonus, I'll tell a few more lies about my golf scores!
LOOK FOR IT!!!
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Sure man, I'll be in Niagara Falls on Sunday. Dude, im not saying that you're lying calm the fuck down, I'm just saying that responding like that with any frequency LESSENS the impact and gives way to people possibly not believing you.
P.S. getting this freaked out about me mentioning it isnt helping either.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:10:46 EDT (#)
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The guy I'm (supposedly) flying up to Rochester tonight with will be bummed to find out I'm lying about the trip.
Especially since he paid me for his airline ticket...and I'm (supposedly) driving us to the airport.
NOT ANYMORE. I'VE BEEN BUSTED. OUTED! EXPOSED AS A FRAUD...A SHAM, A BUNKO ARTIST.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:06:13 EDT (#)
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Shlongys lies are 235% funnier than most peoples truths
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 14:04:54 EDT (#)
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Maybe on Monday I'll post a lie about how much money I made playing poker in Niagara Falls and as an added bonus, I'll tell a few more lies about my golf scores!
LOOK FOR IT!!!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:58:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:55:21 EDT (#)
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Well, I could be lying about leaving for NY in 5 hours...but if I'm lying, so is nitty because he'll be flying into Rochester at almost the same time that I am tonight for 4 days of hilarity, debauchery, hijinks, and yes, some golf...The 19th Annual Squeezer Open.
I'll let you decide what's true and what's not, detective shitforbrains.
ALRIGHTY???
Oh, and since I won't be able to review until at least Monday morning, upon my return, why don't you go FUCK YOURSELF in the interim period? 'Kay?
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hahahaha you're fucking classic man. Predictable, but classic.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:57:04 EDT (#)
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Nice!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:55:21 EDT (#)
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Well, I could be lying about leaving for NY in 5 hours...but if I'm lying, so is nitty because he'll be flying into Rochester at almost the same time that I am tonight for 4 days of hilarity, debauchery, hijinks, and yes, some golf...The 19th Annual Squeezer Open.
I'll let you decide what's true and what's not, detective shitforbrains.
ALRIGHTY???
Oh, and since I won't be able to review until at least Monday morning, upon my return, why don't you go FUCK YOURSELF in the interim period? 'Kay?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:48:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:52:50 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is a sad, sad man.
What gives you THAT idea, you fucking retard?
I couldn't be happier...I have like 3 grand in my pocket...I'm hopping on a plane in 5 hours for NY...I'll be playing poker in Canada tomorrow and then playing golf with 11 pals on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and in the evening, talking to and hopefully receiving head from hotter broads than you've ever even sniffed as they walked by you, in your life.
What do I have to be sad about?
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:16:06 EDT (#)
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And even after all that posturing and waving your dick around, everbody you'll ever meet STILL holds you in utter contempt.
Congratulations, you're a douchebag.
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FUCKING BATTLE!!!!!!
So Shlongy, everytime anyone ever questions your mood or demeanor as a person, somehow your response is always that you are right on the cusp of a vacation or trip or how many broads your fucking (and their relative quality as compared to everyone elses GF or friends) not to mention there's always some comment thrown in about how much money you blow on a regular basis...Just saying dude, after awhile, some may think its bullshit, and I'm not saying it is, but it could be viewed that way.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:31:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:27:57 EDT (#)
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Good
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:16:06 EDT (#)
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And even after all that posturing and waving your dick around, everbody you'll ever meet STILL holds you in utter contempt.
Congratulations, you're a douchebag.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 13:10:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:52:50 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is a sad, sad man.
What gives you THAT idea, you fucking retard?
I couldn't be happier...I have like 3 grand in my pocket...I'm hopping on a plane in 5 hours for NY...I'll be playing poker in Canada tomorrow and then playing golf with 11 pals on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and in the evening, talking to and hopefully receiving head from hotter broads than you've ever even sniffed as they walked by you, in your life.
What do I have to be sad about?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:52:50 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is a sad, sad man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:51:34 EDT (#)
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Becasue it was a stupid idea and you had no interest in Sci-Fi like Shlongy?
Or was it becasue Jack's an idiot?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:50:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:49:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:46:49 EDT (#)
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clever.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:46:49 EDT (#)
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clever.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:46:06 EDT (#)
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Love this kid.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:44:45 EDT (#)
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Match Point
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-08 12:42:15 EDT (#)
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haha