Further proof that women are FUCKING NUTS (419 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.12 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Bong <hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-30 20:19:54 EDT
This was a conversation I just had with my friend. A lot of this I would have to put into context but I don't have the patience to do that. Funny on its own though. The begining is about the picture of a rubber ducky I have as my MSN picture.
Enjoy.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
um ya
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
this is dumnb
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
dumb
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
and get off my duck
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
hes mine
Big P says:
DONT STEP TO THE DUCK, WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
shut up and back away from the duck
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
NOW!!!!
Big P says:
Sick my duck
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
FUCK THE DUCK
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
WHILE U HAVE A BEER IN UR HAND
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
U CAN DO IT UP THE ASS
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
I BELEIVE U HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH THAT
Big P says:
yeah, I like to fuck ducks. In fact I have a date with Daffy at 8.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
well shes gonna stop
Big P says:
you just confused the shit out of me. Congratulations
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
SHES GONNA STAND U UP
Big P says:
Then I'll go pck up a mallard hooker
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
WELL SHE HAS HERPIES
Big P says:
Valtrex works pretty good for that.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
SHUT UP U MAKE ME SO MAD
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
AHHHHH!!!!
Big P says:
you started me down that path of insanity, I just kept walking
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
U SHOULDNT HAVE STARTED SLAPPIN MY ASS
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
AND LAUGHIN AT ME WHEN I FELL DURIN BASKETBALL
Big P says:
wow
Big P says:
thats something I didn;t expect to come from you
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
SHUT THE HELL UP
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
TWISTER OF WORDS
Big P says:
I didn't twist anything, I don't even like pepsi twist
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
DUMBASS!
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
UHHH
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
!!!!
Big P says:
what does me slapping your ass and laughing at you when you fell have anything to do with anything now?
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
CUZ THATS WHY WERE FRIENDS THATS WHERE IT ALL STARTED
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
U PUNK!
Big P says:
Ok
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
YA BEST GET IT STRAIGHT
Big P says:
HAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Big P says:
All of a sudden you turned ghetto on me
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
WELL U LIKED THIS GHETTO GIRL
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
SO WHATS THAT SAY FOR YOU
Big P says:
That my my heart isn't as smart as my head, I guess.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
U KNOW WHY WE WOULD HAVE NEVER WORKED CUZ U PISS ME OFF WAY TO MUCH
Big P says:
No, you get pissed too easily, you take me way too seriously. I am not a serious person. Making jokes is what I do, It's what I'm good at. I hope you think about this conversation when you see me on SNL in 10 years.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
YES ILL GO THERES THE ASSHOLE THE BRUISED THROUGH LAYERS OF SKIN
Big P says:
retype that in english please
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
NO
Big P says:
ok, thats fine
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
SURE IS
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
gosh wat is this guyz piss off amber dead
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
day
Big P says:
huh?
Big P says:
Are you welsh all of a sudden?
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
maybe
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
uhhh
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
i gotta go i need to take a shower and get non-pissed
Big P says:
gotta go fingerer the mudflaps, eh?
Big P says:
I'm glad I have that effect on you
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
fuck you
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
thats gross
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
oooo that makes me seriously mad
Big P says:
if you want to ever have a rational converstaion, feel free to IM me.
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
i dont know if i ever will just "talk" to you again
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
cuz ur pissin me off way to much
Big P says:
I end to have that effect on people.
Big P says:
tend*
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
ya when u freekin say gross shit like that
Big P says:
don;t take it so seriously
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
i hate hearin stuff like that
Big P says:
you know me well enough to know I dont mean the stupid shit I say
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
then why say it
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
I GOTTA GO
i FREEKIN HATE THIS says:
BYE
Big P says:
uhhuh
You gay guys have the right idea. Maybe Murphy, Berz or Zoidberg could send me a pamphlet?
Now its time for this.
User Reviews
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this how the reset generation communicates? We are fucked as a nation.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous, bloodsucking
monsters, always wanting more, more, more! And if you give it to 'em,
you'll get back plenty in return.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Beauty Queen
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This sucked. I quit at... I dunno, I forgot, it lost my attention entirely.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-30 21:34:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nutty woman - not work friendly - http://www.gurn.net/meza/glastowank/
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-30 21:18:36 EDT (#)
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I'm Big P.
Submitted by shadowdragon (user info) at 2003-07-30 21:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
love the pic.
umm, which one are you?
Submitted by SexualWhiteChocolate (user info) at 2003-07-30 20:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+1 for the pic
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-30 20:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the pic.. and nothing else
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-30 20:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you came off as a dumbass in that one.
and she came off as pretty funny.
hehehe whats her number?