SPT Good to Go Sir! (634 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (View user info) at 2007-08-09 09:17:04 EDT
Delicious Pasta,
Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is.
I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!." By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence.
Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
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Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-08-16 20:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
;(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 20:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I -2 this?? Well I kind of suck then
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2007-08-10 02:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-10 02:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Plagiarized from Bash.org
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-10 02:52:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That cartoon make me smile.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-10 02:33:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't build there, sumthin's in the way.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
leave your fancy-dan trends back where you found them, you goddamn /b/tard
Submitted by StrikerZeroX (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the comic
Submitted by Nyrea (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very nice
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clever
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it is delicious copypasta. i must +2 it.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stannum, wasn't it? It's only been 2 full years, but it feels like.. well, 2 years. So, yeah.
Credit to www.xkcd.com, by the way.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 10:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har, Sn + apple = Snapple.
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You had to look that up and you know it!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-09 10:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't care if it's shennanies, I laughed. The comic is great.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-08-09 10:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's pretty awful but i agree with the rant against useless parents and thier shitty kids.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans, but I would love to see it actually happen. Frankly, if some little shit in the grocery store actually bit me (ESPECIALLY if it was hard enough to draw blood) I'd sue the fuck out of his dipshit parents like my life depended on it. Irresponsible parents piss me off more than anything. If you're so useless that your kids are actually going around and biting strangers like savage little pig beasts, you deserve to lose your house, your kids, your car, and your collection of vintage limited edition Kool-Aid packets.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice idea but I don't believe it.
And yes, the part of me that ditched Chemistry for English is in stitches.
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yeah I didn't write it, it's a shit post, I didn't make the comic either. I also didn't create this website, or buy the power suit i'm wearing, or pay for the air i'm breathing. I should be shot....
But in the mean time be amused I suppose, even if you can't take solace in unoriginality....
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har, Sn + apple = Snapple.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-09 09:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nice idea but I don't believe it.
And yes, the part of me that ditched Chemistry for English is in stitches.