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Camwhore : Me And A Kid Having An Attitude (3459 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.17 on 138 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2007-08-09 11:21:37 EDT


Actually, this was taken around a fireplace and we're just tired as fuck and unaware of the camera but I like our "coolness".

(I bet this will make shandythechildmolester envious)




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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that kid is learning the art of contempt and disdain from a master.

plus, his hat is badass.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That kid's hat is awesome, but your hair is ridiculous. Also, why was this linked on the hatred list? I'm confused.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jesus, you're even posing when you're tired around a campfire.


Bon filename.



Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It looks like the kid and Caul use the same brand of lip balm too. Notice that shimmer? lolzfgtz

Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Damn, dude. The scary part is that kid seems to want to be like you when he grows up.

Even scarier is he seems to have the nonchalant "fuck you" look down pat already.



No, I'm not reading the comments to see if anyone else wrote this already. Fuck you.
(you can't see me right now, but I'm practicing that look)


Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

those aren't coals (in the picture, yes, but not what i'm referring to). i'm talking about when a WOOD fire flames fade out and what is left is red/black cubes that barely have any flames but emit tremendous heat and get more red when you blow on them. (godamn...this is the shittiest description i ever made.)

what the fuck is the name for that?

___________

Coals darling, even though I still call it, "Braise" myself.

BTW Cretons is fucking disgusting.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Caul. Those can be refered to as cinders or coals still. All tho truthfully Coals are more along the lines of burned out charcoal you'd buy in a store.


The word I believe you want is "Embers" ( http://www.thefreedictionary.com/ember )



Eitherway thanks for clearing it up =)

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:42:15 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY! period INSIDE the quotation marks if the quote is at the end of a sentence.
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I've always hated that rule, even when I was in third grade. It always looks wrong to me, no matter how right I know it is.

Frustrating.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:25:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Caul, they're still called coals. It's stupid, I know, but there's coal - the stuff you get out of ground and use for fire - and coals - the slow burning remains of a fire.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:42:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY! period INSIDE the quotation marks if the quote is at the end of a sentence.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

those aren't coals (in the picture, yes, but not what i'm referring to). i'm talking about when a WOOD fire flames fade out and what is left is red/black cubes that barely have any flames but emit tremendous heat and get more red when you blow on them. (godamn...this is the shittiest description i ever made.)

what the fuck is the name for that?

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They're called cinders in English, you could say that they're smoldering when the fire dies but they are still red and hot.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

those aren't coals (in the picture, yes, but not what i'm referring to). i'm talking about when a WOOD fire flames fade out and what is left is red/black cubes that barely have any flames but emit tremendous heat and get more red when you blow on them. (godamn...this is the shittiest description i ever made.)

what the fuck is the name for that?

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-12 22:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well, you put a slice of bread on a tree branch, put above "braise" (dunno how to translate that so here's a pic http://www.charbonnagesdefrance.fr/IMG/jpg/braise.jpg) and then you put cretons on them. cretons are...well, um...here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretons


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I am possessed of a powerful urge to sample this delicious sounding food. I assume Braise means charcoal? I think those are burning coals in your picture there. Anyways yes, I must acquire myself some of this food, or die in the attempt.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-12 13:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i will create a mini-me quoth the Compt. Marcell De Peu III.

I shall teach him to break hearts.



Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-08-12 12:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hit it once or twice. The kid is adorable. Whoa...not hit the kid. That sounded bad.

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-08-11 01:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha yeah, shandy is one hell of a child molesterer

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-11 01:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2007-08-10 20:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Some rousing "chansons a repondre" perhaps?
===
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2007-08-10 20:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Cretons???
Couldn't you just eat hot dogs or marshmallows around the fire like normal people?
Did the old fart you were listening to suddenly bust out the spoons and start playing? Or maybe the fiddle? Some rousing "chansons a repondre" perhaps? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you're not English, are you?

Submitted by ghost_of_uber_past (user info) at 2007-08-10 14:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You are a twat but I've sworn a no -2 vow.

Twat.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-10 14:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"toasts on fire with cretons" - the new 'crumple'

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-10 12:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Magnum

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:39:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

t'es d'où toi?

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Toujours.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

t'es jaloux? :-P

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Espèce de crétin.....

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It is funny how he looks like you.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:35:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Mad "Blue Steel" skillz.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

However I am going to have to agree with Jeaneeee. I don't mean to slander you when I say this, but could you explain toasts on fire with cretons please. I do not understand it.
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well, you put a slice of bread on a tree branch, put above "braise" (dunno how to translate that so here's a pic http://www.charbonnagesdefrance.fr/IMG/jpg/braise.jpg) and then you put cretons on them. cretons are...well, um...here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretons

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2007-08-10 01:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Caul's the kid in the hat right?

If I had photoshop I would so do many things to this picture...

Like captions...

if I knew how to photoshop though...

I am an unranked amateur at even the most meager of image editing skills...I fuck up crops.



Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-10 01:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That kid looks like Henry Fonda from On Golden Pond after he took some Wonka-Vite

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

When I was in Europe, I saw quite a few guys that looked like you.


They were called "Le fag" or some other such frog shit.



--------------------------------------------


el oh el. Prize to this person.


Anyways, I almost never insult other people for not being able to 100% type/speak a language because I know how difficult it is to learn another language. I've been slowly learning Russian for about 3 years now and its a real pain in the ass trying to keep up pace in a normal conversation let alone posting on Russian forums.

However I am going to have to agree with Jeaneeee. I don't mean to slander you when I say this, but could you explain toasts on fire with cretons please. I do not understand it.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:44:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If this had been taken 15 years ago, I'd have sworn that the kid with you was Jordy, of "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" song fame.
_______________

HAHAHAHHAHAHA so true.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

When I was in Europe, I saw quite a few guys that looked like you.


They were called "Le fag" or some other such frog shit.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that your son? You have the same eyes and jawline.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice.


What are toasts on fire with cretons? It sounds like the title of an avant-garde installation piece.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Now just put your hand on his knee....

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If this had been taken 15 years ago, I'd have sworn that the kid with you was Jordy, of "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" song fame.


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wow blast from the past

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:12:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-10 02:22:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The kid idolizes you.

He's gonna grow up so good looking.

I love that look of detached contempt on your face. It's the same one my husband is wearing in our wedding pictures.


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Goddamn you crack me up. Stop living your life and whatnot and post here more.

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

COQUIN! J'viens juste de voir ton truc sur mon post. 2x plus de fourrage a cause que on as penser la meme chose!

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Eye wow. Ter BEau, chere. Peut-etre que je regrette mon commentaire de "j'te laisserai pas me baiser". Call me ;)

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

hey, new jersey called. it wants it's look back.

Submitted by WiKi (user info) at 2007-08-09 19:17:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Never in my life have I wished to be a 6 year old boy until now.


..that didn't come out right.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh my godz you guys are bad ass. All the grade twos must think you are totally like a rebel.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

context?

we're outside, around a fire place, listening to an old man talk, tired as fuck cuz it's late and we're digesting our toasts on fire with cretons. then someone snaps a picture out of nowhere and we both squint our eyes at the annoying anti-red eyes rapid flashing.

FUCKING INTERESTING, HUH?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I mean that you post some odd stuff is all. There is no context here other than you are sitting with a child looking like he's just taken away your sweets.

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you've both got them canadian devil eyes going on

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

'All you got to do is use your instincts. How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written, it's a code written in his DNA, says, "tackle the gazelle." And believe it or not, in every man there's a code written that says, "tackle drunk bitches."'

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

superlative

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:00:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The kid idolizes you.

He's gonna grow up so good looking.

I love that look of detached contempt on your face. It's the same one my husband is wearing in our wedding pictures.

-----

Hahaha. First laugh of the day.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-07-13 19:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


persistent, obsessive douche below.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you "both" are a little too creepy for my likings.

i'm gonna leave you at that.

perhaps in a few years rob will get over his internet emotions.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am laughing because you actually believe I am Rob. I shouldn't be mad -- this is wonderful!

I feel so much closer to you now, Rob.

---

...yer the best internet stalker a guy could ever hope for little buddy.


Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I am laughing because you actually believe I am Rob. I shouldn't be mad -- this is wonderful!

I feel so much closer to you now, Rob.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:34:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey rob, you disgusting pale copy of Eric Rice...how about you do what you claim to do and actually gtfo my nuts.

i know this excites you, but seriously guy...it would be great to spend a day without seeing you cry out for attention, with your creepy alter or your little comments.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"you started coming on my posts right when rob had his little fit."

---

Unknowingly ironic.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you massively -2 only two users. me and allahackbar's. two people rob openly admit to hate. you +2 all of rob's posts and even made a tribute to him when everybody was mocking his sorry ass. yu write the same spaced annoying way. you started coming on my posts right when rob had his little fit. you convieniently appear in arguments in matter of seconds: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110789#2493858

i could go on forever.
either way, get a fucking hobby.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


You DO make me smile you obsessive retard.


Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I AM NOT ROB YOU IDIOT.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Of course I know that.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:25:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

TTOM, what?

rob/Bohme...get a fucking hobby

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not right in the head, you know that right?

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wait, he outed me, like how?

This doesn't make any sense.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's amazing how rob_berg pretends to ignore you but can't refrain from using his atler, which he has outted already, to still come on your posts and leave his rodents dropping.

i don't know what motivates rob, but surely it isn't something healthy.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

gtfo, freak

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your idiocy never ends does it?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Bohme&cutoff=15

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rob below

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If I ever look at your ugly face again it'll be too soon.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

child or love slave?


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

man, you're becoming more of a parent every day - kinda scary, that

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I've seen that kid's picture on a milk carton.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

LOLz.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is that hat the standard headwear for Canadian children? """

that's a fishing hat. the standard headwar is tuque.

and Caul, is that a faux-tan to go with you're extacy eyes? """

that's no faux-tan. i spent a lot of time at the beach and outside pool in june/july. i'm cool like that, though i have no jetski.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why are Uber fat men always so fucking unfunny?
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hey man what the fuck? I wouldn't say im hilarious, but I can be pretty funny goddammit.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is that hat the standard headwear for Canadian children?

and Caul, is that a faux-tan to go with you're extacy eyes?

Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look like a prick. you gel your hair like one at least.

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If this had been taken 15 years ago, I'd have sworn that the kid with you was Jordy, of "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" song fame.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FUCK

Why did you remember that song, and why did you have to make ME remember that song?

it does look like him though.

Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:53:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i went through family albums with my gf and mother a few weeks ago and i always smiled, like i do now most of the time.

"striking poses"

do i come off as that gay?
---------------------------------
Don't sweat it Mcfister

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:50:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

If this had been taken 15 years ago, I'd have sworn that the kid with you was Jordy, of "Dur Dur D'etre Bebe" song fame.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Cool.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's at that point i should be answering semen.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Considering we talked about Canada and molesters, ..... DUDE YOU FIT RIGHT IN!

You have that "Molester" look.

Not to mention that "Gay" look.
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whereas you have that "border bunny" look

and that "bubba's sister would kick my ass while he raped my wife and mother with a rusty pitchfork" look

shut the fuck up tubs

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No problem mon ami.

Is that kid wearing lip gloss or pink lip stick? I can't tell....

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:45:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why are Uber fat men always so fucking unfunny?

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:41:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Considering we talked about Canada and molesters, ..... DUDE YOU FIT RIGHT IN!

You have that "Molester" look.

Not to mention that "Gay" look.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:35:03 EDT (#)
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i went through family albums with my gf and mother a few weeks ago and i always smiled, like i do now most of the time.

"striking poses"

do i come off as that gay?

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:29:56 EDT (#)
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Something tells me that your family's picture albums would be amusing to look at.

I bet that even as a child, you were striking poses and flipping some 'tude (attitude).

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:26:22 EDT (#)
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no, they don't. but i just learned the word scowl and i was looking for it for my post. thank u.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:26:16 EDT (#)
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add some facial hair and homo experience on that kid and he will be you

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:22:54 EDT (#)
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The kid idolizes you.

He's gonna grow up so good looking.

I love that look of detached contempt on your face. It's the same one my husband is wearing in our wedding pictures.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:14:43 EDT (#)
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Do they teach that french scowl you both have in primary school?

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:00:59 EDT (#)
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why...because I should assume its him? """

do you know 6 years old who have erections?

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not intimately

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:05:42 EDT (#)
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Damn it, I hate Iraq. You have no idea how much I miss being able to have my hair like that.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:00:59 EDT (#)
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why...because I should assume its him? """

do you know 6 years old who have erections?
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Didn't Rad1101 do a post about that once?

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:01:48 EDT (#)
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lol -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:00:59 EDT (#)
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why...because I should assume its him? """

do you know 6 years old who have erections?

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:59:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
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who's the catcher?
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wow...i'm actually offended.

congratulations.

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why...because I should assume its him?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:59:13 EDT (#)
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or your carefully sculpted eyebrows. that wasn't sarcastic.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:54:55 EDT (#)
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

I just spit coca-cola out of my mouth. It's all over my shirt and desk calender now.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:54:20 EDT (#)
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actually i do think you kinda look related. it could just be the squinting eyes though.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:54:02 EDT (#)
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The look on BOTH faces is priceless.

Sadly, I bet that kid adores you...



Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:53:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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You need to slap a paternity test on that kid. He looks just like you, Caul. It's so cute :)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/100664

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:52:58 EDT (#)
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HA

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:52:55 EDT (#)
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You need to slap a paternity test on that kid. He looks just like you, Caul. It's so cute :)

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:52:27 EDT (#)
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Nice photo.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:51:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
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who's the catcher?
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wow...i'm actually offended.

congratulations.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:50:26 EDT (#)
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who's the catcher?

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:50:07 EDT (#)
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You look like a crackhead...hot!!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:38:39 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:37:28 EDT (#)
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Merlina, can I come and snuggle up to them sometime.
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alas no, they're taken. But they say "hi"
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Meh, well better than a slap in the face!


























Well not with those babies!!

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:48:09 EDT (#)
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OH NOES I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY FOR THIS REVIEW! I HAV TEH MARJURANA SYCHOSISIS!!!

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:47:53 EDT (#)
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Nice hair gel, douchbag.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:47:33 EDT (#)
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that kid looks like he'd enjoy shandy's company.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:47:08 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it.













































































The kid I mean. You're ass ugly, Caulain.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:44:33 EDT (#)
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oooooh camfire.....

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:43:45 EDT (#)
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am now singing that Extreme song in my head now...

"if you don't like what you see here... get the fuck out..

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:41:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gtfo
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Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:40:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:46 EDT (#)
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Hahaha @ feigned coolness.
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nice choice of word, my sweet rodent.

in order to "feign" something, you have to actually do it on purpose. in this case, that was a surprise picture, as mentionned in the post, while we were listening to someone talking.

i don't know who you are, but based on your reviews on my posts, you seem to be one hell of a little weasel.

gtfo

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Sorry, perhaps you missed my sarcasm, sir. I was simply trying to state that you lied about not knowing the camera was there, but I was joking. Is that kid yours?

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:38:41 EDT (#)
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Clever filename

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:38:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:37:28 EDT (#)
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Merlina, can I come and snuggle up to them sometime.
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alas no, they're taken. But they say "hi"

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:37:52 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA.

cute choice.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:37:28 EDT (#)
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Merlina, can I come and snuggle up to them sometime.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:36:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:36:07 EDT (#)
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Caul, is the kid related? He doesn't look like you.
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no, he isn't.

we just date.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:36:21 EDT (#)
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*not pictured: mosquitoes the size of Predator drones raping my jugular.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:36:07 EDT (#)
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Actually they're not bad at all.

Caul, is the kid related? He doesn't look like you.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:34:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:32:26 BST (#)
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hmm...I like your top.

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Awww bless Merlina, you have to love her!!


























I bet she has lovely breasticles.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:32:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:56 EDT (#)
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You look familiar......did you ever play rugby? We did play a couple of Quebec teams at one point.
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never played rugby

but quebec is inbred. it's likely you played one of my million relatives.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:32:26 EDT (#)
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hmm...I like your top.


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:31:32 EDT (#)
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pwned

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:30:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:46 EDT (#)
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Hahaha @ feigned coolness.
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nice choice of word, my sweet rodent.

in order to "feign" something, you have to actually do it on purpose. in this case, that was a surprise picture, as mentionned in the post, while we were listening to someone talking.

i don't know who you are, but based on your reviews on my posts, you seem to be one hell of a little weasel.

gtfo

Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:28:52 EDT (#)
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cool :P

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:26:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:56 EDT (#)
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You look familiar......did you ever play rugby? We did play a couple of Quebec teams at one point.
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He looks like the one who stodd by the line crying yes?

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:26:35 EDT (#)
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"No. You can't spread poutine on my crotch and eat it."


Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:25:03 EDT (#)
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'Uncle Caul please stop touching yourself'

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:56 EDT (#)
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You look familiar......did you ever play rugby? We did play a couple of Quebec teams at one point.

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:23:46 EDT (#)
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Hahaha @ feigned coolness.


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