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I'm Having Treatment for the BIG 'C' (2603 hits)

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Submitted by Bub$ (View user info) at 2007-08-09 11:40:43 EDT




by treatment, i mean busting a gut laughing






at her expense







....and by the big 'c', i mean 'cunt' (though she probably is cancerous)






the artist formerly known as cookielass



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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I go out of town to play golf for a few days and miss all the good - and fat - stuff.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what the fuck are you talking about shitforbrains?
your refrigerator runs? wtf?
you should save up for one that runs on electricity and stop storing your dairy produce between your mamma's saggy twat flaps. its no wonder you stink like rotting fish.

and i don't run at all you inconsiderate cunt. my legs were blown off in 'nam.


ps fuck you

Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is your refrigerator running? If it is I am sure it runs like you; very homosexually...

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-08-11 05:26:52 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because I'm pretty certian it was Mystiamoon that said the infamous line, not Cookie. She was more like "We're best friends and you're a stupid slut", if I remember correctly.
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oh, you said 'few people'...and that was the other one that i knew of.

Sorry, I wasn't trying to be mean, I just tossed that off because it was one of those Uber-sayings like 'attn ghey menz' or 'wtf im not readin all that' - i wasn't trying to be a dick on purpose, i am sorry Corinne...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-13 10:40:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:34:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good lord, that last picture of her looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.
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"On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood!"

Hmmm, I may need to watch that now.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-13 10:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Tim got the short version, I want the long version!
And if you knew about her myspace how did she con you into thinking she was a hottie bomballati?

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-13 01:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Pretty mean. I guess I shouldn't act all shocked and appalled, though. I mean, this is Ubersite, right?

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-13 00:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

for the record, the haircut commercial girl is ugly.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-12 22:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Since when do abortions cost $5000? Damn.

It's pretty evident that this chick is off her rocker. I always thought she was all right until all the various crazy truth started coming out. Lord knows I've had my share of lame drama with guys on this site but she really takes it to the next level.

Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-12 22:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know what, even though your face is sort of akin to that of a wild badger's face after fighting a cougar. I think that if I had a night of hard drinking. Maybe some stiff whiskey or something. I'd put a whole tub of I Can't Believe Its Not Butter® between those big fat tits of yours and go to town on em. True Story.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-08-12 15:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blimey.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

here's the short version tim - she conned me into thinking she was a babe. we had phone sex, cyber sex, and 'my' right hand sex. then she told me she was pregnant and needed $5,000 for an abortion. apparently my semen is so potent that you can get pregnant without me actually ejaculating in your hairy fat cunt.


then i find out she's pulled the same shit on numerous other male uberers.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

someone want to give me the readers digest version of what happened?

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-08-11 08:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because I'm pretty certian it was Mystiamoon that said the infamous line, not Cookie. She was more like "We're best friends and you're a stupid slut", if I remember correctly.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-08-11 08:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JohnnyX... I don't get why you are STILL doing that? I see you went back to that Shiloh post and reviewed, although I'm not even going to bother to see what you had to say because it's probably something unfunny, and then I'll feel embarrassed for you, and start crying, and then everyone here will be like, "Why are you crying corinne??!" and I just don't think they'd understand the fact that someone on the internet is pitiful enough to shed tears over.

Well, Cookie, at this point, is pitiful enough to shed tears over.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-11 05:12:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Also, if someone is lying (and it IS a if, as none of us know) to make themselves prettier, or their life more interesting it generally means they are very, very unhappy with themselves and their life.

This is a person I feel sad for.

But I hear you scourge.

Everyone loves a drama and to watch something as cringeworth as this if like watching an accident. Awful but gripping. Its just when everyone ploughs into one person (even with a valid reason) it smears of bullying to me and makes me feel uncomfortable.

Spead the love.

Peace out.


Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-11 04:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

unlike darling merlina, i love reading mean things.

i am fucking tired and cranky and this post, along with the reviews, went a long way towards cheering me up.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-11 03:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I must admit I missed the whole drama..

I have no idea if she is a liar - I don't believe she lied to me. Although I always like to see the best in people, so its possible. The stories do sound very unlikely - but then again I don't know her so I don't actually KNOW.

I honestly think there's not much point lowering oneself to that level to be bitchy, if you don't like her, probably don't respond to her.

I hate reading mean things.

*sits swinging legs on the fence*

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-11 00:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you.
-----------------------------------
Whatever. Circe is so cool she could be one of those Indian chicks who got acid thrown into her face, and she'd still be hot.

Circe, sugar pie, I'd tear your ass up, as long as you put a bag over your head.

This was a really cruel post. Ubersite, how I do love thee so.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-08-10 12:27:20 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are very few people who have given me as much crap as Cookielass... I do revel in seeing people hate on her.
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GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HER?

YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 16:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-08-10 15:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought evryone loved this chick?
===
that's what she told u

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-08-10 15:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

There are very few people who have given me as much crap as Cookielass... I do revel in seeing people hate on her.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-08-10 15:25:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought evryone loved this chick?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-10 14:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

eh....I remember seeing the name a lot....in fact I hadn't realised she'd left, and I certainly don't remember hearing about any of this.

also....she can't really help it if she was born looking a little bit like those stretch-faced people from one of the star trek films.....and, I'm going to assume that's the fattest looking picture you could find, in which case she probably ain't too bad weight wise in my opinion.


However, judging by some of the cool people in the reviews who seem to disapprove of her in no uncertain terms, she's probably a psychotic bitch....

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-10 13:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Danke

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

forensic - http://www.ubersite.com/m/109411#2448603
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She has a kid?
She knows Colin Farrell?

Someone explain the madness!

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fg - http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685

There are other links in the comments.
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"medicated nympho"

rofl...this description is screaming "i'm the perfect cliche girl for a man, i'm hot, i love sports, i love sex...you can even fuck me while i scrub the toilet on my knees or slap me when i'm outta place!"

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

forensic - http://www.ubersite.com/m/109411#2448603

or those annoying instances where she pretends she's close friends with every uber guy. that's just one example: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204#1325307 but how many times did that chick say something like "I KNOW WHERE [X-USER] IS! HE CALLED ME"?

those are only examples. i think most people who hate her talked to her on IM/msn. i know i did like when 2-3 years ago. not healthy...at all.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fg - http://www.ubersite.com/m/88685

There are other links in the comments.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Alright, could someone give me the Cliff Note's version of what happened in the past?

What exactly did she lie about? She was still active when I came to Uber but I either didn't notice the happenings or I missed it altogether.

I tried digging through her's, Apollo's, and Method's old posts, but they've all made a lot and I couldn't find anything during my 60 second scannings in between job stuff. I've seen Bub$ stuff and whatnot. I just want the Reader's Digest.

Mucho Gracias

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That is a rubbish password!!

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops!

meant to paste crystles review and accidentally pasted my work email password.

doh!



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

W054844082



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the funny thing is although she won't comment she'll be reading this, tears streaming down her face shoving a donut in her mouth.

Uber forgives anything except for deranged liars. That's why urbane was hounded out (twice) and that's why you are about to begin your third hounding.

Face it, you've run out of people to believe your lies. You're tainted.

Now fuck off you pathetic mess of woman.



Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-10 15:08:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

hshhah

isn't it odd that the more stretched and obese her gross distorted body becomes the more hideously pinched, bitter and mean her face looks?

-------------------

Stop it, you will give me nightmares.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hshhah

isn't it odd that the more stretched and obese her gross distorted body becomes the more hideously pinched, bitter and mean her face looks?



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:36:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto +2 BubbaEarl

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can only imagine how many cookie crumbs have fallen into that pale, sweaty cavern between the milkflap mountains, dead and lost forever somewhere below the dark, unforgiving crevices of her weighty, nippletopp'd bags. A coal miner's death for them I sing, gone, gone beneath the hamful flappings of her frontface gourds. The sweat, the stink, the desperation. Oh my. Oh oh my.

Farewell, scattered and forgotten cookiebits. Farewell, and God bless.

__________

awesomeness in a can.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-09 19:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CIRCE IS AWESOME.



and hysterically funny. Read her old stuff if you don't believe me. Someday I'll meet her.. but I'm also a little afraid that her kids will tear my kid up.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-09 18:22:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you people are mean. funny. but mean.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:46:27 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

A person was born THE WAY THEY WERE BORN like me I'm Fat, short, ugly, stupid + gay

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad for a hate post...but I think she's really hot anyways, so there

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:05:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can come in a box too, bob.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can only imagine how many cookie crumbs have fallen into that pale, sweaty cavern between the milkflap mountains, dead and lost forever somewhere below the dark, unforgiving crevices of her weighty, nippletopp'd bags. A coal miner's death for them I sing, gone, gone beneath the hamful flappings of her frontface gourds. The sweat, the stink, the desperation. Oh my. Oh oh my.

Farewell, scattered and forgotten cookiebits. Farewell, and God bless.

__________

awesomeness in a can.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ba motherfucking zing.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you. Seriously. And yet, a post like this wouldn't ever bother me... because I've never described myself as "made from a mold of awesome", because I've not posted 10 year old pictures as flattering as hell, because I've not based my self-image on making strangers believe a tissue of lies about me. I'm me - oversized, undereducated, loud, abrasive, eternally incompetent me.

If you cherish your own basic inadequacy - if you revel in it, claim it, give it to them straight - then they may hate you just the same... but they can never hurt you by "exposing" it.
------------------------------------------------------

Wow. Another entry for my Big Book of Sage Advice.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wheel of Karma, turn, turn, turn;
Tell us the lesson that fatty should learn.

Making fun of lesions?
A horrid approach.
Better ensure your body
Is beyond reproach.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 14:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you. Seriously. And yet, a post like this wouldn't ever bother me... because I've never described myself as "made from a mold of awesome", because I've not posted 10 year old pictures as flattering as hell, because I've not based my self-image on making strangers believe a tissue of lies about me. I'm me - oversized, undereducated, loud, abrasive, eternally incompetent me.

If you cherish your own basic inadequacy - if you revel in it, claim it, give it to them straight - then they may hate you just the same... but they can never hurt you by "exposing" it.
-----

but you are awesome.

---

...AND moldy.


Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:38:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for review below.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can only imagine how many cookie crumbs have fallen into that pale, sweaty cavern between the milkflap mountains, dead and lost forever somewhere below the dark, unforgiving crevices of her weighty, nippletopp'd bags. A coal miner's death for them I sing, gone, gone beneath the hamful flappings of her frontface gourds. The sweat, the stink, the desperation. Oh my. Oh oh my.

Farewell, scattered and forgotten cookiebits. Farewell, and God bless.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You hos need to back off. Circe is MY squishy.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-08-09 13:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Owch.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:56:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A person was born THE WAY THEY WERE BORN.
============
in your case INBRED.

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you.
-----------------------------------
Not true.
Personality, intellect, and humor are very attractive traits. Even though I know you are specifically talking about the external stuff you are still not correct.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you.
================
to me, circe, you're by far the most attractive woman on this site.
===
And this is true not in the common interweb mindless flattery way, but because you say things like you just said. You can spit venom like no one else on this site, but not unless it's well deserved- that's the difference between being a class act and a cunt. You're a class act, Circe.

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

A person was born THE WAY THEY WERE BORN. Fat, tall, short, ugly, stupid, gay, or all of the above. The only thing that matters is.... fuck, I don't want to explain it.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:37:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i act like a superficial douche, but i would do circe even before kaelic!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:36:37 EDT (#)
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lol! it's a sign! hahahah

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i act like a superficial douche, but i would do circe even before kaelic!

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess it's sort of funny. Does she even come to this site anymore?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bammmmmm,feel my pimp hand biaaaaaaaaaatch

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good lord, that last picture of her looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.
____________________


HAHAHAHAHA oh god.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:34:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good lord, that last picture of her looks like Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you.
================
to me, circe, you're by far the most attractive woman on this site.

truth!

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:31:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so?

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you. Seriously. And yet, a post like this wouldn't ever bother me... because I've never described myself as "made from a mold of awesome", because I've not posted 10 year old pictures as flattering as hell, because I've not based my self-image on making strangers believe a tissue of lies about me. I'm me - oversized, undereducated, loud, abrasive, eternally incompetent me.

If you cherish your own basic inadequacy - if you revel in it, claim it, give it to them straight - then they may hate you just the same... but they can never hurt you by "exposing" it.
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but you are awesome.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:17 EDT (#)
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Is that Cookielass?
"Anime Hair" deserves -2.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:16:13 EDT (#)
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Rowan, I know you're going to be obsessively reading the comments.. with that sick, queasy feeling in your stomach.. trying to tell yourself it doesn't matter at all what these people say, they don't know you, etc.

So this is for you: I'm far less attractive than you. Seriously. And yet, a post like this wouldn't ever bother me... because I've never described myself as "made from a mold of awesome", because I've not posted 10 year old pictures as flattering as hell, because I've not based my self-image on making strangers believe a tissue of lies about me. I'm me - oversized, undereducated, loud, abrasive, eternally incompetent me.

If you cherish your own basic inadequacy - if you revel in it, claim it, give it to them straight - then they may hate you just the same... but they can never hurt you by "exposing" it.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:14:20 EDT (#)
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I see....does a dryer come with the washer?

Submitted by ordinarychick (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:13:35 EDT (#)
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I'm afraid I don't know who she is but it's almost venomous to look at her for too long. I hope I never get that fat or ugly.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:03:48 EDT (#)
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DAMN! THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!!

Submitted by scum101 (user info) at 2007-08-09 12:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow thats a fat ugly bitch

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:56:15 EDT (#)
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and she thinks I'M bitter.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:55:08 EDT (#)
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Goddamnm, I hate to agree with you Caulain but the bitch is a worthless liar. Not to mention heavier and paler than what is reasonable or even acceptable. Come to think of it I dont know of any redeeming qualities the floozie has.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:48:49 EDT (#)
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there are less flattering pictures of her circulating.

anyone who talked to her outside of Uber knows that girl is a worse pathological liar than urbane was.

what's that you said about karma, cookielass?

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no offence to CookieLass - but good hate post.

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll take "Zing" for 2000, Alex.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-09 11:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch


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