SPT - Is today kicking your ass? (1768 hits)
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Submitted by Cali (View user info) at 2007-08-09 15:36:53 EDT
Yeah, me too.
Well, this should surely cheer you up. It always works for me.
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Submitted by bigdicrick (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for hot midgets covered in peanut butter in my basement.... I mean classroom....
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:00:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Today is flyin'ass'kickin' koz it's weekend.
And the midget-eating hippo is something i will never forget.
The reaaaaly good thing about short women is that everything is small.
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
happy to be 6'5 myself
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-10 05:53:33 EDT (#)
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So the question is, would YOU have sex with a midget?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-10 04:34:59 EDT (#)
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my day didnt kick my ass, but i liked this post.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-10 01:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This reminded me of how much I love penguins, and then I felt really guilty.
I can't be bothered to explain why.
Submitted by CaptainObvious (user info) at 2007-08-10 01:43:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It made yuk it up, therefore I give it one Yuk Yuk Yak. http://www.ubersite.com/m/93741
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lmao awesome pic. I suddenly feel the need to pick up and throw a midget at least once before I die.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:31:34 EDT (#)
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I wish I were shorter...not midget short though..midgets scare me,
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm like 8 feet tall, so everyone is a midget to me.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:30:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 17:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The cartoon at the end put it over the top for me. Weird post.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Got me an Elf
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:52:33 EDT (#)
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Put the megaphone down Lishittles.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:50:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont worry about them TTOM,
They are from the "Happy time flying pirhanas after school extravaganza" show here in the States.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:47:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm 5 foot nothin'...
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I'm surprised at this. Somehow I pictured you as a taller than average woman.
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JonnyX thought so too, Susie. It's probably because us littles have to shout to be heard, online people think we're larger than life.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I dont find Leprachauns or clowns scary at all because I can tell the difference between reality and fiction.
Its those fucking flying pirhanas you have to watch out for! Theyll get you every time! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:41:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
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I'm 5 foot nothin'...
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I'm surprised at this. Somehow I pictured you as a taller than average woman.
TTOM - Clowns are for kids too, but they scare the hell out of a lot of people. Those are some bloody creepy leprechauns.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
6'5.
Mmmmmmmm
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:40:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:28:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:00:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.
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Theyre from a British kids tv show you wimp
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But what's wrong with their hands?
So? the teletubbies are too, that doesn't make it ok.
Purple dinosaurs are what kids need to watch.
"I LOVE YOU..YOU LOVE ME..WE'RE NOT MIDGETS...LA..LA..LA"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:28:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:00:51 BST (#)
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the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.
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Theyre from a British kids tv show you wimp
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:26:11 EDT (#)
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Today should be licking my ass, really.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:13:02 EDT (#)
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Be sure to wear orange when he comes over so as to increase your visibility and avoid having him accidentally step on you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:12:46 EDT (#)
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DID I REALLY just type lightbulb's?? Sigh.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:11:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:07:07 EDT (#)
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This post is going to hurt Sacrilicious's feelings.
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Not a chance, mister. I'm 5 foot nothin' and the only times I wish I was taller was when I have to call a friend to change the lightbulb's in the ceiling lamp.
My prom date was 6'5. A 6'4er is bringing me dinner tonight. I like to climb things.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:10:28 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:08:20 EDT (#)
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Make that "Sacrilittles's feelings."
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:08:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:00:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you tell your friends the next day or what?
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If it was Bridget the Midget, I would tell everyone.
My grandchildren would know about it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
art.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:07:07 EDT (#)
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This post is going to hurt Sacrilicious's feelings.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-09 16:00:51 EDT (#)
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the leprechauns are going to keep me awake all night.
Midget porn? never seen it.
I don't know they're all... stumpy and stuff, but maybe, if there was enough rum involved.
They got needs too..I guess.
Do you tell your friends the next day or what?
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:53:14 EDT (#)
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Man... a couple of those munchkins actually look semi-do-able.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:51:21 EDT (#)
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THE CORRECT TERM IS LITTLE PEOPLE, ASSWIPE
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:45:43 EDT (#)
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i wanna do some midget tossing.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:45:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
certainly made my day better!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-09 15:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the basketball one was awesome!!!
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