SPT - The unwritten rules of urinal selection (1024 hits)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2007-08-09 20:21:39 EDT
If you're the fag who selects urinal number 3 in this scenario you deserve to be kicked in the face.
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-09-08 11:14:31 EDT (#)
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See, you've got your numbering wrong. The logical way to look at this is Urinal #1 is where "you" are standing, so in your little diagram Urinal #3 is "Acceptable". Because you count a) from the door - in and b) from where you're standing - out.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2007-09-08 09:03:17 EDT (#)
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I only picked the one next to you so i could steel a glance at your peener.
I won't do it anymore.
I hope you're happy! i practiced peeing standing up for months hoping for that chance encounter and now you've ruined it
YOU'RE A RUINER!!!
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:52:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:26:19 EDT (#)
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I never claimed it was totally original. However only a complete dork buys Maddox's book.
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:47:45 EDT (#)
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it was written .... in maddox's book.....
...and several other places as well
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PWNED!!!
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:26:19 EDT (#)
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I never claimed it was totally original. However only a complete dork buys Maddox's book.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:47:45 EDT (#)
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it was written .... in maddox's book.....
...and several other places as well
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-13 03:32:47 EDT (#)
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I seen a Hadji get laid out on the floor for trying to peek at a soldier's dick while he was pissing in Bahrain. The Hadji peeked over the guy's shoulder, and the guy just drilled him in the chin and muttered the word "fag" as he walked out. Never saw the soldier again, I'd imagine he immediately went to his vehicle and left the bar before he got arrested. I thought it was pretty funny.
Submitted by Lucifer_Industries (user info) at 2007-08-13 02:12:34 EDT (#)
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I can't tell you the amount of times that I have gone to the third urinal at someplace just to deliberately fuck with the "urinator" next to me and shatter the status quo of a tension free bathroom atmosphere.
Momentarily enjoying the mens room to himself, he now finds himself trapped in urinal #4 with his dick in his hand.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-10 13:09:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:04:27 EDT (#)
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Ancient.
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I actually agree with this idiot... What's wrong with this place?
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:02:09 EDT (#)
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I hate it when said homo chooses number 2 and then start to talk to you. WTF makes you think I am in the mood for a conversation motherfucker? I have my dick in my hand, I never want to be talking to a dude with my dick in my hand...
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:03:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-10 05:57:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:50:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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I'm a girl and I got full marks (apart form the last one)
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-10 04:15:25 EDT (#)
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dave barry did this years ago and it was funnier
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:10:39 EDT (#)
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The only time I've ever selected urinal number 3 in this scenario, was a night of heavy drinking. I honest to God for the life of me, am not sure if I could have made it the extra foot or 2 to one of the other urinals. I had my zipper undone before I was fully in the bathroom door itself. I'd have gone in the sink itself if it came down to it.
This was the one and only time I've ever stood near another man while holding my cock. Even under such extreme circumstances, in retrospect I still believe I should have took the risks and went for one of the other 2 urinals because it was uncomfortable.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:50:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:42:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:30:28 EDT (#)
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what I hate most is when girls take dumps in bar toilets - take care of that shit before you go out I say.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:07:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:50:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:47:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck urinals. Get a trough, then it's every man for himself.
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Fuck was that weird in Australia man. Like holy fuck, pissing shoulder to shoulder with 5 other dudes, no space, cocks hanging free. Very uncomfortable.
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Alot of important decisions get made at these little gatherings. Etiquette must be followed. Any man whose eyes wander gets belted. Talking is permitted but eye contact must be maintained at all times. Pissing all over the floor is an accurate measurement of one's intoxication level.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:04:27 EDT (#)
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Ancient.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:50:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:47:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck urinals. Get a trough, then it's every man for himself.
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Fuck was that weird in Australia man. Like holy fuck, pissing shoulder to shoulder with 5 other dudes, no space, cocks hanging free. Very uncomfortable.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-08-09 22:16:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&mode=related&search=
I'm sure most people have seen it, etc, but it covers the situation nicely and made me crack the fuck up.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:47:09 EDT (#)
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Fuck urinals. Get a trough, then it's every man for himself.
Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:17:04 EDT (#)
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When in doubt, go in the sink.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:14:03 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised the stall isn't considered the safest choice.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 21:12:45 EDT (#)
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That answers to that test should be printed off and posted on the door of every mens room.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:50:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:49:22 EDT (#)
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There's some site i read where it gives you the exact urinal you should go to depending on each scenario
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:31:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:28:48 EDT (#)
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In a three urinals free situation it is also unacceptable if you are the first person in and you select the middle urinal.
Fill the end urinals up first people!
THOSE.
ARE.
THE.
RULES!
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Excellent rule. Especially if two guys enter simultaneously and the guy then selects the middle urinal. That should be death by firing squad.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-09 20:28:48 EDT (#)
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In a three urinals free situation it is also unacceptable if you are the first person in and you select the middle urinal.
Fill the end urinals up first people!
THOSE.
ARE.
THE.
RULES!