Reasonable Conclusions (520 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.83 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by D "X-1 NGH014" Prime (View user info) at 2007-08-09 23:12:21 EDT
Windows XP is superior than Vista because they're both full of bugs, meanwhile when you spell out XP you can look at it sideways and it looks like a face with closed eyes sticking out its tounge.
Barry Bonds may be the new home run king, but Hank Aaron will always be on top of an alphabetical list of MLB players. In fact I think the only reason ABBA is well known at all is that they're the first band you see on an alphabetical list of bands so they luck out; I mean, you never actually meet ABBA fans, but they're somewhere right?
ABBA reminds me of those annoying "funny in a cute and dumb way" movies like the one with the football player who finds out he has a daughter. I hate those; I wouldn't hate them if I didn't have to see previews for them every time I watch a good movie like The Simpsons. I mean everyone complains about them and knows how stupid they are so why are they still made?
I've noticed that people on websites with no clear purpose like this one often develop their own sort of tribalistic customs and rituals, or develop rival cliques based on inane difference, and other practises similar to that of elementary schools and primitive societies. I mean we all know it's inane so why not just chill out and stop it with the war of social manipulation. Okay seriously I probably shouldn't have listed a serious point in with these but I don't see any good alternative to just posting this (except of course for not posting it and killing myself, but I don't have my license yet so I can't.)
Okay would you please give this a +2 because it would totally make my day. Kthx.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-17 00:52:40 EDT (#)
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That's what the guidance counsillor at my school said.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 20:56:58 EDT (#)
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Maybe you should spend less time smoking cock and more time dying? Just a thought.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:58:12 EDT (#)
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Nah I gave you too much credit there; I shouldn't have said that.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:49:23 EDT (#)
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I must admit that was pretty funny. I guess I'm a cynic about this sort of thing.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:45:01 EDT (#)
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just listen to yourself for a while, moron.
If you couldn't detect any sarcasm in my last response, just forward me your financial details to get 1000000 dollars from the King of Nigeria.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:38:28 EDT (#)
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And no, I'm still not going to take your arbtirary assertions about my economic class seriously, no matter how good it makes you feel to think I would.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:37:50 EDT (#)
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No three-page essay is necessary. Again, everything you say "reek[s] of some fifth grader trying to compensate for something by being a dick." You can't use the "well I win because you are paying attention to me and wasting your time" card because you're doing the same, with as may elabroate responces as me.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:22:43 EDT (#)
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Hahahha,
Kid, you're priceless.
I used to argue with Shlongy much like this, until I realized hey, this is Uber. Nobody should take anything seriously.
And yes, you will work at a burger joint.
I'll await your 3 page essay as to how much of a dick I am. Someone call a waaaaambulance on this turkey.
It's friday, I'm gonna leave work now. I'm gonna go out with my friends, get drunk, and revisit uber when I'm at my cushy internship doing nothing. I suggest you do the same.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:48:18 EDT (#)
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*genuinely bothers me
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:47:35 EDT (#)
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So you think I'm verbose? Okay; I don't.
Tell me why I should give half a shit or take seriously your assertion that you think I'm going to be a blue collar worker.
I don't think responding to something "justifies" it; I meant your comments that are irrelavent to the subject at hand, like "This post sucked... by the way I don't have respect for your interests! And you're going to word in a fast food joint when you're older I think!" that reek of some fifth grader trying to compensate for something by being a dick. I respond to you because I want to make myself clear. I've given you more attention because you've kept attempting to berate me even when I gave you an out by being sarcastic in a benevolent way, and it genuinely me to think someone going to University (that's what you said right?) would be this much of an inane dick. It also doesn't take very long to write my responces.
I'm not trying to convince you I'm a philosopher, or anything else (as an aside, I don't think I can properly be called one yet anyway.) It makes no difference to me if you have respect me in regard to that subject. Getting very stray dick to take me seriously is not part of my plans.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:32:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 16:53:17 EDT (#)
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No matter how many irrelavent sarcastic comments you or anyone else makes about my ambitious interest in philosophy, it's not going to make a difference to me; it wouldn't even if I knew you and/or you had some sort of relevance to my life. If you want to give me some reasons why you disagree with my views on the subject, I'm listening.
There weren't too many big words in that, were there?
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Look jackass, all I'm saying is theres no need to use 10 words when 2 will do. This isn't a fucking essay, and I doubt you talk like you do on here as you do in real life.
Oh sorry, your ambitious interest in philosophy? Good ambition twat, repeat after me; "Would you like fries with that?"
Maybe you can pull out a thesaurus and add some words to it.
If my comments are irrelevant, then why in the fuck do you justify them with answers? Stupid shit.
Reading an Ayn Rand novel doesn't make you a fucking philosopher. Watch out Nietzsche, here comes a 17 year old to blow you out of the water!
A 0 because really, this is just pathetic. Good luck in your pursuit of higher knowledge. And don't get my order wrong.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:11:48 EDT (#)
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Reasonable thing to do, considering.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:08:29 EDT (#)
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Actually... I can't seem to remember WHY I think yer an annoying little turd.
So have a meaningless +2.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:06:28 EDT (#)
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www.dictionary.com
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 17:01:36 EDT (#)
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I don't think applying anthropology to the Internet is pedantic.
Tell me what smarmy means and maybe I can answer your question.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-10 16:58:33 EDT (#)
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"I've noticed that people on websites with no clear purpose like this one often develop their own sort of tribalistic customs and rituals, or develop rival cliques based on inane difference, and other practises similar to that of elementary schools and primitive societies. I mean we all know it's inane so why not just chill out and stop it with the war of social manipulation."
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So how do you classify being a smarmy little know-it-all dickhead like yourself?
Where do YOU fit into this inane bullshit you so pedantically allude to.
Twat.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 16:53:17 EDT (#)
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No matter how many irrelavent sarcastic comments you or anyone else makes about my ambitious interest in philosophy, it's not going to make a difference to me; it wouldn't even if I knew you and/or you had some sort of relevance to my life. If you want to give me some reasons why you disagree with my views on the subject, I'm listening.
There weren't too many big words in that, were there?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 16:42:40 EDT (#)
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Oh no I better go out and dumb down my English or else we'll never be friends! Eep!
*one word negative adjective pulled out of my ass to really make you hurt*
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-10 12:03:43 EDT (#)
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I don't have a vendetta against you, retard. Maybe if you stopped talking like a pseudo-intellectual we'd get along.
But what do I know, you have the world figured out.
You got a -2 because this post was crap. Wasn't rating the poster, was rating the post.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-10 03:19:06 EDT (#)
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Making reasonable conclusions isn't based on your close minded preferences. Also making a "serious point" is more than just jumbling together big words incorrectly to criticize something.
idiot
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:50:14 EDT (#)
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I_can: Lawl! Indeed.
G: You have destroyed my life-long dream of having some random dick speaking out of a vendetta find my dry humor as important on the standards of my more serious interests.
Jean: Indeed it was more half-baked. But I think we all have every right to comment on something that someone uploaded to a public site which enables comments. What's really fair for me is that I think it's obvious it wasn't trying to be reasonable, yes? Of course whether or not it's still FUNNY is another issue.
Ax: They won't let me have it because every time I attempt to jump off a building and hit the ground, I miss and end up floating around. I also just pass out whenever I strangle myself. I do, however, have gun-aim and melodramatic suicide note down; A+ each time on those.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:23:02 EDT (#)
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It's almost like yer freebasing suck.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:20:12 EDT (#)
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How do you not have your license yet? I've had it for almost a year and I'm younger than you are.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:11:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:04:33 EDT (#)
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More "half-baked" than "reasonable," if you ask me. Which, to be fair, you didn't.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:49:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:47:25 EDT (#)
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I think you're really onto something here.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:31:33 EDT (#)
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Keep up the Philosophy, you seem to be on the cusp of enlightenment.
Jackass.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:28:20 EDT (#)
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what's the difference between beer and lite-beer?
It's like eating out your sister, it still tastes the same but it just isn't right.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2