It's All Brdn_Nkd's fault -or- You Probably Shouldn't Waste Your Time Reading This (465 hits)
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Submitted by QuietObservation (View user info) at 2007-08-09 23:46:46 EDT
Well, in a recent post ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/110832 ) Brdn_Nkd accused me *personally* of whetting my whistle while not fully partaking in the glory (read:sarcasm) that is Ubersite. So, in an effort to to give something back to the Ubersite community (or at least prove why I shouldn't) I am writing this damn post.
The only problem is that I don't have anything to talk about, so I'll just ramble on. Hell, at least it'll be better than pictures of cats. I don't know why, but there's been a lot of that recently.
So, I'm in my living room now and my roommates are watching a fucking retarded movie. I don't know what the name of it is, but it's one of those movies that you look at the DVD box and you immediatedly know its going to suck. Its something about Vikings kicking ass in America way back in the day and killing a tribe of Indians, and then I think one lives and kicks ass the next time they come? I don't really know.
Acually, this scene is kind of funny. This dude just asked some chick to hit him and she completely fucking clocked him. His ass fell to the ground. Evidently someone threw a rock and hit someone else (this is the extent of the plot of the film) and he falls off a cliff. Now, they're all changed together (for some reason?) so once the first one falls off the edge, the rest of them fall to save for like 2 of them. So they're fucked. I hate movies that rely on characters fucking up for plot twists. It's like "well, we wrote 2 hours of pointless mild violence, now end it". Fucking lazy low budget movie makers.
Well, I'm hungry and going to make some ramen noodles (say what you want but they are awesome).
And since there seems to be a bandwagon going on:
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-11-27 02:12:44 EST (#)
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What?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-11 14:06:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:51:53 EDT (#)
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I stopped reading at
"I'll just ramble on."
Way to set the hook.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:59:27 EDT (#)
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A FOR EFFORT? Um... not sure I remember imploring you to post but what the hell man if they're coming at you....
that is one nasty looking pussy
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:39:50 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/62563
...that's an ugly cat.
anyway, i can't believe i read this whole thing. it was horrible. especially after "...fucking retarded movie." the syntax bothered the shit out of me for some reason.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:16:05 EDT (#)
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maybe i should make some pasta. yeah, that sounds good. some goddamn fettucine, put some fucking butter and parmesan on that shit, maybe some garlic, oh fuck yeah. maybe make some fucking garlic bread too, that shit is delicious.
i moved a mini-fridge upstairs to the guest bedroom so i wouldn't have to walk ALL THE WAY downstairs for a beer while wrist deep in my research COUGH i mean porn viewing, but that is too far, so i just stick my beer in a cooler and keep it by the desk here in my office.
i really hate it when my dog gets into the garbage, because he ends up either puking or shitting it out right in front of my bedroom door. i installed a fucking DOG DOOR for A FUCKING REASON, you evil canid.
oh, hi.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:05:31 EDT (#)
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Oh and hi.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-10 00:02:44 EDT (#)
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Of course it's really me, who else would it be? Mitch Hedberg's ghost?
Besides, I lost your number when I had a Naomi Campbell moment and threw my phone through the windshield of my Hyundai. Email me, emililly78.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:57:35 EDT (#)
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Hi Jeanneee. Call me sometime so I know it's really you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-09 23:53:48 EDT (#)
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REALLY, HOW INTERESTING.
Your ugly cat is weak. Original ugly cat is better. http://www.ubersite.com/m/81078