Ahhh its an old lolz Cat GiF hehe plus quiz (1273 hits)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2007-08-10 09:55:47 EDT
Plus twos for life for the person who can answer these questions, all movie quotes! Just say the correct movie, hell its friday!
1) How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?
2)He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
3)Pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker, pig fucker!
4)Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
5)All I'm saying is if you're gonna be insubordinate, you might as well go the full nine. Don't pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink.
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-09-04 01:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lolcats are pretty tight.
i knew #1.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-09-03 23:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I HEART LOLCATZ!!!111one LIEKOMG
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:49:51 EDT (#)
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My friend is Swedish, Gothenberg to be precise. She is working in Sydney now. Known her for 10 years , so picked up a little Swedish.
Really want to visit Sweden. Just was expensive when I looked!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 06:44:42 EDT (#)
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Ok, not how. Where. As in, where did you find the Swedish?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 05:18:08 EDT (#)
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What? How is Ikea bad? Well I get lost and confused easily, lead astray one may say.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-31 05:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-31 04:16:33 EDT (#)
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Tröttad förmiddag I. Jag hatar arbete. Det är tillbringa veckoslutet snart!! Ikea är dåligan.
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+2 Effort.
How, by the way?
Submitted by NintendoCzar (user info) at 2007-08-24 05:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 lolcats ftw
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 07:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Big Lebowski
Submitted by LustrousShe-Wolf (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:50:12 EDT (#)
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Very very happy, but that's just the anti-depressants firin' up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:39:16 EDT (#)
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and I AM in the directory..
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:38:58 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha - just found the comment on my camwhore..
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-12 23:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I the only person on the internets that seriously just wants to take a pipewrench and bludgeon the fuck out of the dumb bastard who thought up lolcat?
Seriously what a stupid crock of shit....
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-11 18:06:00 EDT (#)
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!! I hope i have made your weekend.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-08-11 14:06:15 EDT (#)
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1) Zoolander
2) Life of Brian
3) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
4) The Big Lebowski
5) Clerks (again)
Harhar, I thought all of them up by myself.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-08-11 14:05:17 EDT (#)
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Fearz and The Loathingz In Teh Vegas! Lolz!
I heard the Depp say pig fucker a million times, but I don't remember it in succession so often. Did I complete your little puzzle?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:45:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-11 07:34:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm I dont think Johnny Depp was in American pie!!
Set in a very famous place in America!!
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-10 20:16:23 EDT (#)
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3) American Pie?
Although it IS from Clerks.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 18:58:39 EDT (#)
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Maybe number 3 has been used in a few films but where I heard it was in a film starring Johnny Depp!
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-10 14:10:55 EDT (#)
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I don't know the movie quotes. But number 3 made me think of a ten verse tongue twister drinking game that we play up at the cottage called "Fat Hen".
The last verse is "I never was a fig plucker, fig plucker's son. But I'll pluck figs until the fig plucker comes."
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-10 13:52:16 EDT (#)
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1. Zoolander
3. CLERKS II
WOOHOO!
I LOVE KEVIN SMITH!
That will be all.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 13:48:30 EDT (#)
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Nope number 3 is not from Clerks, well not where I heard it.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-10 13:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-10 12:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well the first one is Zoolander aka best movie ever. The rest, who knows.
Submitted by thatkidej (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hhahhaaa
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:20:47 EDT (#)
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Auto lolcats -2
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-10 11:00:14 EDT (#)
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1) Zoolander
2) Life of Brian
3) Clerks
4) The Big Lebowski
5) Clerks (again)
*note* stole #4 from TTOM
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:57:58 EDT (#)
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I swear this has been posted before. But that Eagle would fucking destroy that cat.
Submitted by RabiedRooster (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You jerk me off and ill jerk you off
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i only know #2, life of brian :(
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have never solicited the services of lady of the night sirrah, you'll have to ask Fat Tony or Oathmeal.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:09:19 EDT (#)
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I have never slept with a hooker or even bought her lunch, is it fun?
Can you put on a cape and twirl one of those posh walking sticks whilst wearing a top hat for those magical few minutes? Or is it nerve wracking and give you a dirty feeling.
I need to know.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I prefer the phrase "All the hookers in the whorehouse"
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-10 10:00:04 EDT (#)
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TTOM you are the kid who wants all the sweets in the shop arent you!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:58:13 EDT (#)
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WAIT! 1 is Zoolander!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-10 09:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 is life of brian
4 is The Big Lebowski
The rest I know not.
LOLCATS FTW