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Pathetic Ramblings (284 hits)

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Rating: -1.1 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <egking_mph.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-11 10:56:39 EDT


Sorry, no mentions of sex in here, although there is gravitations use of the word "fuck."

I am waiting for the day when the American language dwindles down to L33T and curse words. I can curse like a 5 dollar whore just stiffed by a rat-tailed john, but I prefer not to. I don't see the point of saying "fuck" at every little thing. Stubbing your toe is, not, in my opinion, worth a "fuck." Maybe a "damnit" although more likely an "ouch."

But I am amazed by the people who have been able to turn the word "fuck" into almost every part of speak. Noun, verb, adjective, interjection, blah blah blah. In the future we'll just communicate in gestures and intonation while just using the word "fuck" and some articles.
"Fuck! The fucking fucker fucked fuck fuckingly."
"Fuck?"
"Fucked. Fuckingly fucked."
"Fuck."

All written media (including the internet) will have to be l33t speak because it's hard to see gestures and grasp indentation on a screen. Otherwise newspapers would just be one long of "fuck."

And I still haven't quite grasped when "bitch" turned from an insult to a compliment. I'm not even that old for Christ's sake. I'm 25. But when I was growing up (ohhh, the 18's, soooo long ago) "bitch" was bad. I guess, once again, based on intonation.
"Hey bitch!"
"Oh hey. Wait, should I be offended?"

So yeah. Fuck it all I guess.


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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The American Language? Because the English will keep their language pure, or what?

"Part of speak"?


Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"gratuitous".


It bothered me enough that I stopped there and -2'd this. Now I'll read the rest of it.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-11 14:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post as many fucking times a fucking day as you fucking want.

Fuck the fucking rules.


DAMN! YEAH! FUCK EVERYTHING!

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post as many fucking times a fucking day as you fucking want.

Fuck the fucking rules.

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"Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word"

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Post as many fucking times a fucking day as you fucking want.

Fuck the fucking rules.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-11 13:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I logged in just to tell you to get raped

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-11 12:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is why myspace exists, oxygen thief.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is why myspace exists, oxygen thief.

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

this is why myspace exists, oxygen thief.

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-11 11:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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