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Beano312003 is a big fat twat (540 hits)

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Rating: -0.96 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <evilgerbil666 (View user info) at 2007-08-12 17:57:17 EDT


oh hello there, evilgerbil666 here, just wanting to let everyone out there know Beano312003 is a big fat sweaty hippy geek who likes nothing better than randomly annoying peopel and trying to make himself look amazing. but have you seen his stuff? let me give you a breifing on his last submition: he talked about having a beer, thinking of a car, then talking about friday-my my, i want to know more!!

well, that's about it, i don't really care whta you put for this since i only wanted to let people know Beano312003 is a nob head and his mum is so fat her stretchmarks spell out her name "fat bitch"

also, i don't really care what you rate this, but if you could kindly put "Beano312003 is gay" on your comment it would be much use for me, thankyou

oh, here's a picture of him:

timmah!.jpg (9 kB)

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-19 07:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

4 shitball posts in one day isn't a record for Uber these days sadly.

Somebody...bunch of numbers...uh...has teh gayds.

Sorry, who were we talking aboot?

minus two die

Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

is it Asshat Alter August?
i must've missed that memo

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Worst alter evar.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hat Trick!

Submitted by thatkidej (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

well-i'm off, cya fuckers!!

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hooray! the wanker has gone!!

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have fun with this alter.

I feel it will be the best form of pleasure you have with your life.




If you're lucky, that is.

I will bestow no more of my time reviewing your sorry self.

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey dumb ass-no clown face on this page!! hahahaha!

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:10:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

joey don't be a beano-i really don't care 4 wanks like u 2 b fair, r u by any chance joey deacon?....

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Another minus 2 for unjustified use of the clown face 3 times in one day.

Why not just dig up the emu pics?

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:09:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

er..i guess, thankyou for your time! :)

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, will a 'stop posting and die' do?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

be my guest. I'm done.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-12 23:06:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2...... 40 reviews.....

still on front page?


Well, thats the worst I've seen in my time.







And I've seen a midget gal shit in a midget guy's mouth then he chews it and spits it into a doberman's mouth and the doberman chokes and coughs the shit up onto a transexual's faux vagina and then a Helmut Khole look-a-like licks the shit from the TV's fake vag and uses the shit on his tongue to write the words

"YOU SUCK"

in forty foot high shitty letters on the side of the Empire State Building, and the shit from the original gal midget was so nasty, that the New York air set fire to it and spelt out the words

"MINUS 2 DIE"

with it's shit fuelled smoke.


And then things got REALLY bad.


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so bad I felt I had no choice but to CTRL+V my last review.



Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ok Ballare, nice of yuo to drop by, oh, you forgot your "beano312003 is gay comment"

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry to intrude gentlemen, I'll just leave my -2 and go.

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

beano you're so far in the closet, you've found narnia

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:04:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no thanks, your mum does it cheaper, plus i'm a vanilla face you tit wanking gypsy licking jew rat

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

changed my mind

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would I take anything from an aids infested nigga like you, kindly die of cancer of the cunt, or of your mothers cunt.

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is it? oh dear, i probably caught it from you-would you like it back?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 18:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your homosexuality is showing.

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 17:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

eh, who's gonna stop me making a new account fucker??

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 17:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

4 a day is likely to get you banned, which would be a REAL shame.

Submitted by evilgerbil666 (user info) at 2007-08-12 17:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano312003 is gay

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-08-12 17:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beano312003 is gay


That's fine for you, Marge. But I used to rock and roll all night and
party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can
find half an hour a week in which to get funky. I've got to get out of
this rut and back into the groove!

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