My generous offer: (531 hits)
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Submitted by Bizdorph (View user info) at 2007-08-13 11:52:31 EDT
Americans!
If your president decides to follow the advice of his war czar, the military draft will no longer be a thing of the past in your nation. I feel for you, as I do not think anyone should have to risk dying for a cause they did not support.
So!
Future draft-dodgers are welcome to stay at my place of residence until you get a new president (hopefully one who is a Democrat, since they have a better chance of nixing the draft when they get elected), or until this accursed war is over, whichever comes first!
Rent is cheap! Food is non-existent! Anyone with allergies to vitamin Awesome need not apply!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry, but this linkwhore is relevant
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110676
in case any of you DO take up his offer, theres your guide.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Only if you live in Canada, I can drive there, and I'm not going to pay for an airline ticket just to avoid almost certain death.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
housing draft dodgers without asking for money is dumb
Submitted by axemanking (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drivel
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Excuse me, Camp Jeremy is missing his lover, would you mind calling him to let him know you're safe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My generous offer is to help you go fuck yourself.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd probably snigger a bit if I read a news story about 375,000 nineteen year old American poor black men decending on your house all at once.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no way it happens.
but thanks for the offer.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Conscientious objector, but thanks anyway.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I'm in danger of being drafted I'll probably join the Coast Guard. But then again, I'm a girl so no worries.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-13 13:26:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiiight. I'm going to need you to come in at the weekend.
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MMMkay? Grrreeeat.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they've been trying to resurrect the draft for several years now. though, I wouldn't be surprised if dumbass, oops, I mean dubya said, "heh, that's a good idear, heh heh heh draft he heh"
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Meh, let them do a draft. Don't matter to me, I'm in Iraq right now! haha!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I move to the US of A, change sex, acquire citizenship, get drafted and then decide I want to dodge the draft, I'll be in touch.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-13 12:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Riiiiight. I'm going to need you to come in at the weekend.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-13 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks, dude.