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Here on Ibitus 412N (part 1) (632 hits)

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Rating: 1.55 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by nicballs (View user info) at 2007-08-13 14:37:48 EDT


The urine comes out of us now like a thick, syrupy concoction one might find at the PX for the purpose of alleviating a bad cough or something.

When we piss it's not even like it used to be. It's more forced and it actually takes a lot of stomach muscle to get our fluid waste to leave our bodies. But that's how they want it. Evidently, and for reasons beyond us, this...solution...coming out of our dicks is like gold to them. Interestingly, it doesn't even resemble gold or even yellow as it once did. It's a purplish, tarry kind of color and my god does it smell. I'd liken the smell to a cross between rubber cement and menthol cigarettes. It's very strange.

They feed us 'the powder' every hour on the hour. The stuff actually tastes kind of good, like the meal substitute pastes you can get on Zalhfar (though not exactly). Perhaps they engineered it so it would be easy for us to like? Who knows. What's most interesting about what they're feeding us is that it doubles as hydration. The moment the powder (also called 'fluff' by some of the others) hits the tongue, it kind of multiplies itself into about four times its volume in fluid. For instance, it only takes about a teaspoon of fluff to get a whole mouthful of watery sustenance. And it goes down easy.

We don't feel hungry. It's the most bizarre situation I could have ever expected to find myself and my men in. Here we are, isolated and contained on Ibitus 412N and we're basically being used as catalysts for some kind of chemical conversion of fluff to, what we would call, piss.
And boy, do they cherish every drop. They monitor us so closely that if even a drop of our urine gets on our hands or on a wall of this cell, it's instantly contained and somehow added to the accumulated stash. We imagine they've got hundreds of gallons of it by now, the bastards. I mean, what kind of alien race kidnaps humans and contains them for the sole purpose of collecting their pee?

It's a good thing we were able to keep our personal effects during our processing. Though we're undoubtedly prisoners, we're at least being granted some of the comforts of home like this tablet I'm writing on and the keepsakes my team likes to have around. One of them even managed to smuggle in a few vials of High Serum. We've been having a good time with that, but only occasionally. We don't know how long we're going to be here and my distress beacons aren't being returned.
I'm feeling the urge to pass some of this shit through again so I'm going to have to wrap this up.

I'll write more when I can.

Astron, out.


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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:32:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

going to work my way through these as you made the effort.

This is really good.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-10-08 08:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear nicballs, whilst your decision to not camwhore is probably the wisest choice you've ever made, please note that deriding other peoples pictures can be seen...nay 'taken', as a covert cover-up. I mean who knows, what if you're a gingah? (no offense crystle but the curtains hardly match the carpet. And work with me here jack - jesus.)

Anyway it's nice that you're such a decent poster, please refrain from acting like such a cock-sucking twat. If you're beautiful - cool, but you can't kick people in the tummy if you're too fraidy-cat to whore - hmm?





And then the people spake and said listen to him, for he is just and knowing - and handsome, and thinks you might be kind of weird looking, and if he thought differently, then he would say, and so he did, but verily he said unto you,

do NOT,

be a fuctard. just a good poster. you fag. And then he read your post again not as a lurker this time and thought why is this virgin so anti, and then he looked to the heavens and wondered why,

IT,

WAS,

just sky and stuff.

lo.





Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, ok.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:17:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've avoided these because I hate your title. I will read this one now and let you know what I think.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

1.5 because it seems like the writing style matches the character, I was kind of annoyed because at first it just felt half-assed.

There appear to be more of these, I guess I'll read them.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:36:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-13 11:41:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is promising.


an amusing twist - although it was way too short and needs much much more development.

Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i forgot to rate this, love the series.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

odd but ok...

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-13 23:40:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahhahahaaaa.... keeping humans to collect their pee.... priceless.

Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-08-13 20:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm looking forward to the next part(s).

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Enjoyable...your urine that is.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-13 16:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't think so, Osbourne.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:42:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you still poop? If you do, do they like that as much as your piss? So many questions.... Post some more of this.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kinda odd but i liked it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-13 11:41:39 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is promising.


an amusing twist - although it was way too short and needs much much more development.

Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the concept.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-13 14:41:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this is promising.


an amusing twist - although it was way too short and needs much much more development.


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