What I Look Like (13295 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.21 on 265 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by McBain (View user info) at 2003-07-31 00:25:04 EDT
Still wanna talk shit?????????
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2009-09-24 13:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like his girlfriend
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2009-06-17 21:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never rated this? What the fuck?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2009-03-27 04:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could anyone have believed this was a real picture? His irises are floating outside his eyelids.
You know, people, they do some real fancy things with them computer machines these days.
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Little Lisa dumbtwat speaks from her cunt again!!
A classsic post, one of the best ever. . .
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:53:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could anyone have believed this was a real picture? His irises are floating outside his eyelids.
You know, people, they do some real fancy things with them computer machines these days.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-08-03 08:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shopped hewlett packard, nice try but I'm not an idiot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-03 07:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I came here to talk shit.
Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2008-06-01 17:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:)
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-15 12:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
still wanna talk shit?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-12-04 16:30:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Made my day. WB
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-09-03 17:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss this alter
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Yeah, McBain was fucking amazing. I found what REALLY looks like an updated McBain picture, so I'm going to post it pretty soon.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i miss this alter
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-07-17 09:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:21:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no cuz you'll use your l337 haxx0r skillz to destroy nmy intarwebs
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
one of my favorites
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-29 15:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
McBain is my hero
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-02-23 15:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:02:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
His pants look so soft and luxurious, where can I get a pair of those? I bet they're INCREDIBLY comfortable, I could talk shit on the internet all day in those
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I have to say that despite your status as a relentlessly shit-stirring back-stabbing Greek, this is one of the best post replies ever.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-02-16 10:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/97823
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Now the real question is who cut YOUR bangs?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this pic looks photoshopped...the eyes, the hair on his forehead
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-02-08 10:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:55:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
His pants look so soft and luxurious, where can I get a pair of those? I bet they're INCREDIBLY comfortable, I could talk shit on the internet all day in those
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-08 09:55:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just noticed his "crazy eye".
HAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-02-08 09:53:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
A classic.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-02-08 09:33:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No sir!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-01-15 02:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe
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heh heh
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yup
Submitted by homer42 (user info) at 2007-01-15 01:21:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-01-05 01:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STILL WANNA TALK SHIT????
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-01-04 23:32:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-12-04 11:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
lol
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
His pants look so soft and luxurious, where can I get a pair of those? I bet they're INCREDIBLY comfortable, I could talk shit on the internet all day in those
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-09-06 09:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH MCBAIN
Submitted by Targa (user info) at 2006-07-17 14:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
..I'm still up for starting shit...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:59:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY IS THIS ON THE MRR???
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2006-07-17 13:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 14:26:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 10:07:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nominated for best ever:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88684
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets funnier every time I look at it.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-24 23:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good times
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-01-26 03:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone should uberboard this.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-22 09:30:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bwahahahahahahaahahahah
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-12-06 10:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhh, Mcbain. Fucking priceless. Props to JonnyX for a great parody of this motherfucker, too.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-18 03:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:39:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha... not again
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-10-18 02:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making the uber history books.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-08-19 18:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like his whole face is photoshopped on to me
Submitted by NumLock (user info) at 2005-08-19 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wanna fight?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-08-08 15:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it looks like his hair is photoshopped on. He looks like a baldy who tried to mspaint the shit in.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-08-08 13:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember this. This is one of the first posts I ever read here. How I pissed myself laughing. This is one of the funniest posts ever.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gotta love that HP Pavillion... Still has the "information" labels on it.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-08-08 12:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
greatness everytime i see it
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is McBain still around?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH
MY
GAWD
That's an ugly young man.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-08-08 11:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I submit that this is the best post ever. EVAR!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-29 07:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
and I thought my camwhore was bad.
nice bumfluff on the lip there boyo.
Submitted by Rope (user info) at 2005-07-29 07:32:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lloyd Christmas???
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-22 12:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:11:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't hurt me!!!
D;
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-07-13 20:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This just goes to show that good things never die, they just ripen with age.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:32:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
I loves teh mcbain.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:32:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I loves teh mcbain.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-16 01:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-05 03:47:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell did mcbain go
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Let's just hope that wherever he is, he damn well stays there.
Submitted by minnowtaur (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:45:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
inbreed much?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:39:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Masturbate much?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Papercuts (user info) at 2005-06-11 20:08:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-05-21 13:11:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't hurt me!!!
D;
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-05-21 12:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-05-21 12:39:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thought I reviewed this before...
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-05-21 12:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man. This is truly an Uber classic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-05-21 12:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-28 17:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No, sir!!!
:(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-24 04:58:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh, McBain - you've got a HP. Minus fucking 2. Fuck it, maybe it's just the case and you've modded the motherfucker blind - minus 1.
Did your sponsor tell you to take a photo'?
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-24 03:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love hard grain booze
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-14 15:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
photoshopped eyes?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-10 15:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Next post's an attempt by
The author to share a
Tale of a J-Date
That he had with Clara.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2004-12-10 13:53:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kenya <razbskiss.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-17 23:56:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
yal all need to stop he might not be the goodest looken man on earth but damn give him some credit l dont see yal pic online (now what yal got to say ?)and what cuz l gets right and im from trenton nj step to ma face and see what a happ'n hoola at cha girl one.
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retard.
the picture is funny by the way.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn son, you need to go back to fantastic sam's and ask for your money back. Tell them to stop using that salad bowl to cut your hair. Later moe!
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2004-10-12 14:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Those Smiley post-its are the shit.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2004-10-05 04:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice HP Pavilion.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2004-10-05 03:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah 2003, the finest Uber year.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2004-10-05 03:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where the hell did mcbain go
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-08-19 16:31:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I need to look at this every so often. Like salmon returning to the same place to spawn.
Submitted by kenya <razbskiss.at.aol.com> at 2004-08-17 23:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yal all need to stop he might not be the goodest looken man on earth but damn give him some credit l dont see yal pic online (now what yal got to say ?)and what cuz l gets right and im from trenton nj step to ma face and see what a happ'n hoola at cha girl one.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-14 11:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/11094
Submitted by layney (user info) at 2004-05-13 21:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
clear the toolshed...
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2004-05-12 16:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kickass
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2004-05-12 15:16:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When I first joined, McBain was the foremost Ubervillian. My, how times have changed. It makes me nostalgic.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-05-08 08:39:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHA!
This is the post that made me come to Uber over and over. You can thank McBain for me still being here.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2004-05-08 08:10:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It never stops being funny.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have a Mexican mustache. You shmuck. And you're using Windows 2000. Sucker.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
everytime i see this fuckin thing i crack up. who IS that fucker?????? he looks like he heard koolmang's flute of sadness and became entranced.
hahahahahahhahahhaahaaha!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2004-05-07 21:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't decide if this for real or not.
-2 if he is serious
+2 if he took some chimps picture and put in that canyass caption.
Submitted by slowlyrotting (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:38:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahhahahaahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahah!
Submitted by angelic_scars (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for the gay quote and +2 for having the balls to put that damn picture on here im serious photoshop isnt the thing for u.....NIKE BOY
Submitted by Spiral_Abraxis (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This shit is still funny. Hahaha.
Submitted by Slapshot99 (user info) at 2004-05-07 20:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
are you Ahmish?
Submitted by TripinDayZ420 (user info) at 2004-04-26 09:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA is this for real?
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2004-04-03 12:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post really should never be forgotten.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2004-03-24 22:51:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ben stice?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2004-03-24 22:36:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
pas beau
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2004-01-17 16:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hahahah you beady eyed, ugly little prick.
How's about I rip off your tiny little head and shit
down your neck?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-12-19 11:57:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is still the post that defined Uber. Classic idiocy.
Submitted by Link (user info) at 2003-10-07 23:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who ever this mcbain guy is he is spreading like a bad rash
Submitted by mcbrain (user info) at 2003-08-18 15:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wanna hook up?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-08-18 14:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1061230514106514506
And another. Probably the last, since this died out a week back. Ah, the perils of laziness, eh?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-08 09:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
*butt rather
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-08 09:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mickginny linked this post to another *claiming* it was a picture of Hairsphincter and alas I took the bait.
GLADLY, as I agree with you Rivers : that is one but ugly motherfucker
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-06 08:53:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sue ellen? stop beatin that thar pig and come and suck my dick like a good little sister would, soooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Submitted by uneedshrooms (user info) at 2003-08-05 10:45:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
u edited the damn photo, i am not gona say witch parts u figure out 4 yrself
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-05 10:38:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was feeling so bored at work, and then I looked at this post again, and istantly happiness sprang back into my life. I think I may have to bookmark this for pure entertainment value.
Still wanna talk shit?
*laughs so hard I almost piss myself*
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-05 10:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, Nike is a black company for balck people, just like pepsi is a black mans drink. you arse.
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-08-04 20:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I JUST REALIZED!!! he is wearign a NIKE shirt. Nike is a black company, for black people. Like fubu with basketball.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-08-04 15:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To see where I talk shit, click here.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10599892144237549
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-08-04 09:25:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this guy just want some attention... like everyone else..
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-04 08:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit! did your momma fuck a damn pig? man that sucka would have had to have been blindfolded before the pig could even get an erection, you so damn ugly. What the fuck is up with that hair dude, its the one piece of your face you can actually do sumthin about and its still a fucking mess. Kill yourself baby.
Submitted by bellauk (user info) at 2003-08-04 07:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man that is unfortunate... I go away for 7 weeks and still there posting there pic's
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-08-04 07:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now that I look at it, this might be a Photoshop/Paint job. I think as far as his head, he might just be on of those goose neck mother fuckers and his head just sort of dangle funny at the end of his neck.
I guess he's said in a different post that this isn't him, but I haven't seen it yet. This dude doesn't really look Mexican/Itallian, but who's to say what a Mexi/Ital looks like.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-08-03 19:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S LLOYD CHRISTMAS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 18:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha good point
Submitted by jimbobjoe (user info) at 2003-08-03 18:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nobody's mentioned that he has a smiley face box
on the top shelf above his computer AND says
Still wanna talk shit?????????
ummmm.....yeah
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-03 15:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:30:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like you photoshopped the face. I'd hate to see what it looked like before it was this hidious
My sentiment exactly, Illegal_Jose, and nice uber-handle by the way.
Submitted by qaijinx (user info) at 2003-08-03 08:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking unreal, you look down right horific, and not too mention having the bouls too post a picture of you're self knowing you look down right like a fool.
Sorry i feel like talking shit.
Submitted by Chad_Sexington (user info) at 2003-08-03 02:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain, if you're interested, I put up a pic of you in KKK Grand Dragon gear. Check it out here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10598911167914364
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-08-03 02:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
McBain is a turd.
ps- i just drank around 200oz of beer. you do the math. hooray for me.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-03 01:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am 15 years old and have more muscle build than you. How old did you say you were again? College age? Take a trip to the gym sometime.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-08-03 00:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's really pathetic is that he had to think the photoshopped head was better looking than his own head. What a riot.
Submitted by ihateyouall (user info) at 2003-08-03 00:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are one dirty, ugly, piece of shit. die
Submitted by Maven (user info) at 2003-08-02 21:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm new, so don't get me wrong. I don't really know much about this guy, but I've picked some details up in your comments. He hates other people, and thinks that showing this picture will make people say "Woah. I really think I need to call that guy sometime, and tell him sorry and he is right."
This, of course, leave me scratching my head. He looks like he belongs at a country music fest, giving beer to kids with mullets.
Props for him having the balls to post this picture. But sadly, due to his lack of all sense, he still gets yet another -2.
Submitted by theoutstander (user info) at 2003-08-02 21:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Picture looks photoshopped to me. And poorly done.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-08-02 00:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 22:07:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck I cant stop.
your beady little eyes are fucking vacant boy. get off the prozac.
I fucking love people who are just so full of them selves, that they do shit like this.
Seriously if I was going to caption something "Still wanna talk shit?" I would go out of my way
to be 100 fucking per-cent sure I looked so goddamn baddass that anyone who looked at the picture would shit thier pants. I don't do that, cause theres no way I could look badass. Seriously how fucking cool do you think you are man? Between that childmolester "stare down" gaze and that 'I'm trying not to smile so that everyone knows im cool' look, you need to know, that will only make people talk shit.
If you had posted a picture of you being you just chillin, I bet you woulda got a better response. Oh not having a cocky flippant punk boy wannabe fag caption would help to. "
gullible, adolescent, green frog upon my toe
will you ever go?
Submitted by RetardedCrow (user info) at 2003-08-02 00:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
korthrun you flooding faggot, stfu.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2003-08-01 22:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA!! Sorry I didn't/couldn't read all of the posts below, so I'm not sure if anyone else mentioned it, but do you know who you look like?? Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber.
"Man, you are one pathetic loser!"
Rokinroj
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 22:08:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
onemorething bitch.
WHOS YOUR DADDY.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 22:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck I cant stop.
your beady little eyes are fucking vacant boy. get off the prozac.
I fucking love people who are just so full of them selves, that they do shit like this.
Seriously if I was going to caption something "Still wanna talk shit?" I would go out of my way
to be 100 fucking per-cent sure I looked so goddamn baddass that anyone who looked at the picture would shit thier pants. I don't do that, cause theres no way I could look badass. Seriously how fucking cool do you think you are man? Between that childmolester "stare down" gaze and that 'I'm trying not to smile so that everyone knows im cool' look, you need to know, that will only make people talk shit.
If you had posted a picture of you being you just chillin, I bet you woulda got a better response. Oh not having a cocky flippant punk boy wannabe fag caption would help to.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BTW Buy a fucking vaccuum you goddamn slob.
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The bowl cut is dead nike wannabe boy.
are you a fucking athelete or a computer geek.
eat a dick.
(backspace enter)
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAA! Id make a comment but I think just about everything's been said already
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Did anyone tell you that you look like an 8 year old with facial hair? Skant at best. Real men have facial hair.
Grow a pair.
Wait, facial hair, grow a pair. I am truely a poet.
-Tom
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2003-08-01 21:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Still wanna talk shit?????????"
Yes I do!
-Tom
Submitted by beautiful_disaster (user info) at 2003-08-01 20:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But if he used photoshop, why did he use THIS picture?
-2 Because McUgly is no where to be seen.
+2 Because I usually don't stoop to this level.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-08-01 16:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are you too scared to show what you really look like?
is it worse? did you really just take a picture of yourself
and remove all the additional hair, warts and other things
gremlins have? are you a gremlin?
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-08-01 14:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Defnitely a joke. Just look at the eyes, the hairline, the skin tones, and even just the way the head looks a little bit "off". Has to be photoshopped or some similar program.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-08-01 13:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is this a joke?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-08-01 11:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your a fucking Moleweasel
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-01 09:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the best post that I have seen on uber site so far +10
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-08-01 08:33:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am still amazed that he actually posted this. It takes some serious testicular fortitude.
*laughs*
What a hoser!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-01 07:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just as I suspected- U are indeed an inbred redneck, plus you are totally ignorant which is so paramount to looks anyway.
Translation in redneck speak: U look lyke yo mama+ uncle's boy, but you so stupid your looks dont matter but a diddly. (man u are exactly as i imagined: one UgLEE motherfuc(
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-08-01 06:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ask your parents what sexual posititon makes ugly kids.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-08-01 01:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:48:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
McBain got kinda quiet
yes he did.
Submitted by prezuiwf (user info) at 2003-08-01 01:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because you aren't wearing your KKK hood.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-31 23:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for not pealing the stickers off of your computer.
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-07-31 19:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Either someone used his password to do that, he has a sense of humor or... or he really looks like that?
And why is he keeping us in suspense?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-31 19:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I've never been so entertained by someone's photo. Oh My God McBain, is it really you??!! Ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! you poor poor bastard. There is little that can be done to help you in this world. You may never have looks but it's still a pity you weren't born yesterday, we could've started your personality from scratch.
-2 for your nasty racist comments and stupid ugly attitude.
+2 for looking like such retarded geeky loser. You make the rest of us look GOOD. ahahahahahahahah. Oh man.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-31 18:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you zoom in on the eye area, its a different color skin tone, looks like a photoshop job.
Submitted by MrS at 2003-07-31 18:24:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's photoshopped. Look how sharp his fringe is then look how blurry the face is. Also the Pupils don't fit his eyes.
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-07-31 16:49:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i almost fell out of may chair when i saw this, bart needs to make a "mcbain photoshop" site or somthing, i cannot belive this shit, i thought he would have some kind of military haircut, but this explains the lack of oxygen to the brain: the greese has hardened into a brown dome shape, that is not actually hair, the flesh underneeth is dead, and suffers from gangreen. i got 1/2 way through the comments before i decided that laughing myself to death was not a good idea, at least over this fucktard.
from the slogan generator:
Reach for the Mcbain... with no less than a ten foot pole
someone please make a mcbain photoshop site
Submitted by WorkingStiff (user info) at 2003-07-31 16:41:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is the funniest picture ever.
Submitted by Stefan <stephanwalker.at.hotmail.com> at 2003-07-31 16:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this dude's problem?
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-07-31 16:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Are your pupils dilated???
Submitted by Nosferatu (user info) at 2003-07-31 16:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
am i the only one who thinks this photo is doctored. his face looks not...human. eiether hes like that naturally (insert insult here) or he was using photo shop to look more bad ass and failed. Miserably
Submitted by JT (user info) at 2003-07-31 16:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So ? Someone's taken a dump on a chair and gone to get something to wipe it off with. What's so funny about that ?
Submitted by johnnyOZ (user info) at 2003-07-31 15:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
L........oser
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2003-07-31 15:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus Christ! Dude I am getting FAS just looking at you. Well at least you look like what you're posts read like. A retarded little bitch whose mommy did not give him much attention during his younger years.
Why would ask if any of us wanted to talk shit now? Of course we would. You are a little bitch. This was the worst idea since your mother and father deciding to have kids.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-31 14:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
In the cool light of day, does this still seem like a good idea?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2003-07-31 14:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That haircut. The eyes and the 1mm distance that seperates them. The facial hair that accompanies intense body odour (in many cases). THOSE TROUSERS?
Sir, you are repulsive.
Funny though.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-31 13:53:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**-1 because your mother obviously cuts your hair.**
Hey, my mother cuts my hair. Of coure the difference is that she's a licenced beautician who has done it all her life and didn't just put a bowl on my head and cut off everything that hung below the rim.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 13:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You knew looked familiar. I saw you at Wal-Mart tuesday.
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-07-31 13:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
McBain, I repeat you are a skinny, redneck, white trash, piece of shit, and I still maintain that I would beat the holy fuck out of you. Please, please, tell me this is you. It would make me so very happy.
-1 because your mother obviously cuts your hair.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-31 13:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:23:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, he has a haircut that another uber user also sports. For $100 can anyone guess who??
========================================
...bart?
heh heh. just kidding, man. you know what's great about this picture? he totally fits the stereotype of racist trailer trash. that bowl cut, the peach fuzz mustache, the nike shirt that went out of style 5 years ago, and the fleece pants. and it looks like he indeed lives in a trailer, from the shitty walls, closet doors, and carpet.
god, i love it. +2 for posting this, McBain. even if it's not you, it's funny to imagine it is... =)
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
McBain got kinda quiet
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow.
it is everythign i hoped and more.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Heretofor I have stayed away from your ignorant ramblings. However, I would love to beat you senseless. The picture of you that you posted (if it is indeed you)only serves to illustrate just how deluded you are. You seem to think that your picture will serve to intimidate and frighten the various and sundry people who want to hurt you. Wrong you racist buffoon. The fact that I can now put a face to the semi literate ravings only serves to fuel the intense dislike I feel for you. If I every meet you I will give you the beating you so richly deserve. Pray I never run into out in public, imagine how embaressing it will be to you if a Jew kicks your ass. You will never be able to live it down.
-Judoka
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's funny how about 80% of you supposed "open minded" people are even paying attention to this guy.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
actually, he has a haircut that another uber user also sports. For $100 can anyone guess who??
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-07-31 12:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Still wanna talk shit?????????"
I gotta say it again, while waiting for the picture to load, I was expecting some bad looking long haired dude sitting on a Harley with twenty-six inch bicepts and a dead cat hanging from his neck.
"Still wanna talk shit?????????"
You are not imposing enough say this. I don't care if you are like the world champion kickboxer, you don't scare me.
If you looked like Mick Ginny, you could get away with saying "Still wanna talk shit?????????" He looks like he could back that up. I'd hate to run into that guy in a dark alley.
He's like Mad Max. You look more like a Slightly Angry Gary.
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-31 11:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:28:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have u been beaten with the ugly stick? ..........It looks like someone is gonna grow up to be Steven Hawkins"
hahahahah!! actually i think he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
that must have been one BIG fucking tree...
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe we should stop making fun of him. We could hurt his feelings.
HAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHhA
I look at this picture
And I just want to cry for the kid
So sad
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha what a little bitch, I'd whip your ass so fast. I didn't picture to you be...well...yeah I pretty much pictured you to be a sister-fucking, skoal dipping, eating mayonnaise sandwiches backwards ass redneck. Fuckhole.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have u been beaten with the ugly stick? ..........It looks like someone is gonna grow up to be Steven Hawkins."
He be the ugly stick.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:28:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:33:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Have u been beaten with the ugly stick? ..........It looks like someone is gonna grow up to be Steven Hawkins"
hahahahah!! actually i think he fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:22:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry for ya
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-07-31 11:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Link to the real picture.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=10596644401083683
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:40:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you have a webcam that you use so weirdos can watch you finger yourself.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my god! do you love Windows as much as I do?!?!?!? See I really have passion for Windows ME. Especially when I try to synch my palm and I get system is busy errors. I LOVE WINME!
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Those facial features come from generations of continuous inbreeding.
Submitted by citizenkained (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have u been beaten with the ugly stick? ..........It looks like someone is gonna grow up to be Steven Hawkins.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit.
For as much trash as you talk, I figured you were some huge imposing figure.
Dude, Tina could kick you ass without breaking a sweat.
Sorry, dude, I just can't help but laugh at that.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It looks like you have photoshopped your eyebrows and moved them onto your upper lip
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:16:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA 2nd on the most heated list
Like at school, except you were first on the most beaten list.
You look like a mole/rat hybrid actually
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YUK.
Submitted by Charlie (user info) at 2003-07-31 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when will people learn not to post pictures...
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:43:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gross
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
photoshop party at hidden's y'all
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey, i think you have dirt and shit all over your lip and chin.......oh wait, that's just your crust-stache.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'Still wanna talk shit?????????'
Ha ha ha ha ha
He thinks hes so tough with his small face
He must get beaten everyday at school - His mama probably makes him wear a bag at home to shield herself from her own spawns face
Submitted by SMF (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey dude your village called, they miss their idiot.
Submitted by AprilMS (user info) at 2003-07-31 09:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
An ugly guy who says ugly things.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha I did it with Paint! I dont think Hidden will be bothered now because I did it with Paint
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, you can call photoshop dibs, you can only call paint dibs.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
do you cut your hair with a flowbee?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dont think Id be too far wrong to say that I am definetly better looking then you...
At least a couple the gay guys on here think Im cute... Well at least one... Hes not bad looking either. So its a compliment.
The fact an ugly guy is saying your ugly is VERY VERY sad...
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059653166143612374
Whos ya daddy?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-31 08:06:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im hearing the sounds of a hundred versions of photoshop starting up...
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
who cares if it is fake? more than entertaining that he would want THIS pic to represent what he looks like. buwhwhwahahhahaa omigod. fucking hilarious. hahahhaa.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
gotta be a fake pic.
McBain never struck me as suicidal. And didnt he say in another post that he's italian/hispanic?
ZOIDBERG !!!
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
today will be a good day after all omigod fucking hilarious shit.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and that haircut HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
guys--i'm not sure those are sweat pants, i think they're jeans...it's just there's no zipper because he doesn't have anything to unzip them for. :D hahaha how are you gonna beat up anybody with those spaghetti arms?! whatcha gonna do? scare them with that huge noggin of yours? nice attempt at pubes by the way. i bet those are photoshopped too. you look like you got down syndrome or something with how close your eyes are together. yikes hahahaha
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-31 07:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**Still wanna talk shit?????????**
YES YES I DO.
hahaha i can't believe you threw yourself to the wolves. haven't you learned from the rest of our mistakes?! buwahahaha see--and i thought today was gonna be a bad day. when was the last time you vacuumed the floor in the trailer? or dusted your computer? jesus your starbursts are laying in an inch of dust. geeeez. and trying to be a badass on that computer? hahahaha you made fun of black people but you wear clothes made by them. congrats--you are officially a hypocrite.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like one of those people that tries really hard all his life to be hetrosexual and then when you get to forty you leave your ugly, fat, toothless and run off with 'Davy', the transexual gimp
Submitted by Random Joe at 2003-07-31 06:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ming.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:31:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a mole person
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Moley!
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This has gotta be a joke. You don't look scary. You look like someone *I* could beat up. You don't look tough.
"Still wanna talk shit?"
This has to be a joke.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your face is too small
You've got some black shit on your small face
You look like a mole person
Your picture suits your online personality
Idiot
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 06:13:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Were you bullied at school?
I know I would have flushed your head down the bog a few times.
Submitted by Mr_Insanity (user info) at 2003-07-31 05:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:46:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you wank LOADS."
His right hand is still in the 'grip' position.
Bet he has small penis.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-07-31 05:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man that is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad haircut.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 05:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you have a really funny voice
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-07-31 05:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Do you have a lazy left eye?
Submitted by Mr_Insanity at 2003-07-31 04:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 for saying "Still wanna talk shit?????????" and
having a haircut that makes the hair on my ass look good,
showing off your attempt at puberty by not having a shave this week, and still looking 11
and using a picture containing pokémon in the top-right corner
but -2 for being a jackass.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you wank LOADS.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 cuz it made me smile!
Queen
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh........my........God.
GEEEEEEEEEEEK.
Your about as scary as my gran
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And that is one shitty computer.
Submitted by CynicallyCorrect (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are one ugly motherfucker.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whether this is his picture or not, i dont think this dick is worth any more time or effort in the slightest.
theres no home for you here girl,
go away.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-07-31 04:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man that is one baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad haircut.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has this been photoshopped yet?
Surely.
Good material.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it IS him, he can know in his heart that he's really retarded looking. So much that we have to debate about whether its him or not.
Whoever this person is, I'd have to problem kicking them in the teeth.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a tough one iddqd. Look at the size of the picture. That was something from a scanner, and what sort of douche puts a picture of that size and quality on the internet? I don't think that is a google-able picture, as most bloggers with their little irrelevent angelfire account don't have the memory to put up such a large, mediokre picture of themself.
I'm still pretty convinced it's Mcbain. The person in the picture has a look to him that suits the text above: "Still wanna talk shit?????????". Comical? Yes. McBain? Probable.
Submitted by RetardedCrow (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden, I called it first, scroll down retard.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hate to try and burst everyones little hate bubble, but i dont think that that is his picture...
ps. youre still a fuckwit
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-31 03:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 out of pity
I grow peach fuzz too... I shave it. It doesn't look cool. It looks like you're trying to look older and be badass, when really you just look like a dumpface. Dumpface.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-31 02:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ahahahaha Look how much his head looks like a potato.. hahahahahahahaha .. Silly fuckin faggot
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-07-31 02:20:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh that's depressing... I expected more... I hope it's a joke. If so, it's funny.
Nice chair though.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2003-07-31 02:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To answer your question, yes I would still like to talk shit. No wonder your full of anger and hate, your never, ever, ever, ever, EVER going to get laid.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-31 02:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, seriously. i got dibs on the photoshopping.
i called it first, so don't fuck around!
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Drink, you should get MS Messenger.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:43:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Put your KKK mask back on, please!
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
my cousin once moe cut his hair moe when he was whiskey drunk moe using a KFC moe bucket as a template.
it looked alot like moe your moe haircut moe.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another question, does your mother cut your hair?
or is that a Dad style?
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was right!
Yes!
I called it! I taunted it! I mocked it!
I!
Was!
Right!
Your a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Baby! Or at least hating, white trash with a deformed face!
(Laughs at your fucked up face)
Baggy Sweat Pants eh?
(Snickers)
Need a hug Mr. Handicapped?
No?
Are your sure?
It looks like your crying,
Are you sure you don't want a hug?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059381373513717207#110423
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1059383920175320484#110441
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope it's a joke, too. I really do.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has to be a joke, I think he's pulling the wool over our eyes. He probably took this off uglypeople.com.
If its real. . .
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**Still wanna talk shit?????????**
Apparently people do.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:00:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe
THAT'S the word I was looking for
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The wonder years.
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i think that chairs a little big for you rerun
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:09:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAAAAA...........AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hah....Actually, the question is, do you still wanna talk shit...damn....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA............I still can't believe you posted that....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Arsenal (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man whoever did this is funny, you had us all going that you were a white trash piece of shit...oh... well someone just told me this is NOT a joke.
My bad
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit you look even dumber than you act.
Either you need to whipe some dirt off your face, or you badly need to remove those pubes under your nose.
Submitted by MightyPeacock (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damnit kid, why do you leave yourself open like this?
Its obvious that you've been growing that patch of flax on your lip and chin for a good year now, if it isn't a Photoshop piece of shit. Maybe if you shaved it would grow back thicker, no? Your hair? Hmm. Looks like someone needs to use a little shampoo once in a while. And what the fuck is up with your eyes? They're really off-center. Must be an FAS baby. Poor thing. I feel bad for ever saying anything to you.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-31 01:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe moe, moe, moe
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stop using photoshop to hide those blemishes fugly!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:49:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you have the same haircut as Bill Gates.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:46:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not easy...bein' greazy...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:44:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:40:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Cymensen is just jealous because he doesn't have any facial hair to shave yet.
YOU DON'T EITHER.
...mr. peachfuzz.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:43:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WHOA!
this is SCARY, because this is almost EXACTLY how i imagined you!
oh my god... the possibilities are endless! where to start...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...*sniff* i can't. i just can't. it's too easy.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You've only the two fingers on your right hand. See? I knew you were inbred. How many teeth you have in that oversized melon?
'I don't see how he balances that huge noggin on that wee neck. I'm serious, its like an orange on a toothpick.'
Submitted by McBain (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Cymensen is just jealous because he doesn't have any facial hair to shave yet.
Submitted by sevens (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wow uber cool
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're such a punk ass man. So cool, so tough. Nike man. Cool. Super gangsta...
btw, learn to shave.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was gonna mention that too, jose
Submitted by Headfirst (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i cant imagine you scaring anyone ever
i am jealous of those starbursts tho
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Looks like you photoshopped the face. I'd hate to see what it looked like before it was this hidious.
Submitted by dolphgr13 (user info) at 2003-07-31 00:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if that is you, you look like a repressed rapist.
goober