Never a cross word mes amis! (616 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-08-13 18:21:31 EDT
Allo my daffy English speaking friends!
I have spent the last week in glorious France. The weather was lovely, the food was superb and the people pleasant. To help you all understand what it is like to be in France I have attached a crossword of my own devising. Plus twos for the first correct set of answer.
Bon chance!
final fucking repost
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-01-26 11:29:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-09-03 12:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-09-03 11:19:19 BST (#)
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"every time, you are near" get it? Die whore.
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I'm a whore now?
Submitted by RenTheUnsightly (user info) at 2007-09-03 06:19:19 EDT (#)
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"every time, you are near" get it? Die whore.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-21 07:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to Paris for a while last summer. Stayed on Avenue Trudaine. Not a bad place. It made me lol when the frogs got mad that I could only communicate in English. You could almost see it in their eyes, like it was embarassing to be seen speaking English. Fuckin Frogs....
Anyways the only things I really liked was some of the food.
Hey whats that meat shit you guys scrap off with like a cheese grater, then you put it on bread and put some mayo on it? it was like meat shreddings and they sell it in most shops. Fucking bomb ass food. Was only like 5 euros or something like that? Fritas were good too. Ate to much of em when I was drunk and ended up throwing up in a park. It sucked.
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Ah, the charms of the American Tourist. Please, come to our countries, be obnoxious and vomit in our parks! YAY.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:48:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:29:48 EDT (#)
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was being baldly dressed obese vulgar bitches.
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How does one dress baldly?
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when someone dresses with cheap clothes, unmatching colors and clothes size that are either too loose or too tight...etc.
do i look like a fucking italian designer? not at all. but i try to look presentable, unless i'm alone at home.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:46:41 EDT (#)
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Duncan Goodhew = HurtByTheSun
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:31:29 EDT (#)
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I'm going to France in December. My french sucks..I better start practicing
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:29:48 EDT (#)
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was being baldly dressed obese vulgar bitches.
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How does one dress baldly? It's a concept I'm interested in, losing my hair as I am.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:13:18 EDT (#)
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just two days ago, on the bus there was a group of yanks fucking screaming to locals: "WHAT DO U THINK OF AMERICANS GIRLZ!?! *GIGGLES REAL LOUD*"
the guy kept shrugging or said a few random nice words in a bad english so that they would stfu.
unfortunately, they would not. they had the most stupid shit to say "YEAH, AMERICAN GIRLS ARE TOTALLY JUST LIKE THIS OR THAT!" the only stereotype they seem to be in tune with was being baldly dressed obese vulgar bitches.
everybody was looking at each other uncomfortably. i'm not sure, but i thought i saw an old woman mumble with her rosary in hand. perhaps she thought she could exorcise herself out of yet another american-made awkward situation.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 01:40:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to Paris for a while last summer. Stayed on Avenue Trudaine. Not a bad place. It made me lol when the frogs got mad that I could only communicate in English. You could almost see it in their eyes, like it was embarassing to be seen speaking English. Fuckin Frogs....
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in most countries, it's bad form to not approach in the local language. a nice "parlez-vous anglais?" is usually enough to not sound like a typical ugly american.
if i went into your town and started speaking really loud and slowly like americans do but in french, you'd find me pretty annoying...assuming you know anything about manners.
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He's right. I used to work in tourism, and when American's used to come in, they thought NOBODY here spoke a word of english. So they'd just speak REALLY loud and REALLY slow to me, which I found really insulting. Sometimes, I got so annoyed, I really made believe I didn't speak english and told them to go elsewhere. Come on. English is an international language, and even in a place lik Quebec where there IS alot of francophones, people will make an effort to serve you in english, IF you ask for it properly. It's a fucking piss off when people take you for that much of an idiot, Zeglawhoever.
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but you have to take into account the way they behave with each others. americans are naturally loud and like bad attention. it's exacerbated when they go abroad and must, for some unexplicable reason, make the public statement that they are americans. "WE. ARE. AMERICANS. YES. WE ARE. HEY! DID U KNOW WE ARE AMERICANS?" or the classic and very tired lines "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF AMERICANS?" or "DO YOU LIKE AMERICANS?"...as if anyone gave a shit and as if it did anything else than make people despise you.
of course, they'll say that's a stereotype, which would be true if 99.9999999% of them didn't act exactly like that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
13 reviews?
Are these the End Times?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:32:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 01:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to Paris for a while last summer. Stayed on Avenue Trudaine. Not a bad place. It made me lol when the frogs got mad that I could only communicate in English. You could almost see it in their eyes, like it was embarassing to be seen speaking English. Fuckin Frogs....
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in most countries, it's bad form to not approach in the local language. a nice "parlez-vous anglais?" is usually enough to not sound like a typical ugly american.
if i went into your town and started speaking really loud and slowly like americans do but in french, you'd find me pretty annoying...assuming you know anything about manners.
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He's right. I used to work in tourism, and when American's used to come in, they thought NOBODY here spoke a word of english. So they'd just speak REALLY loud and REALLY slow to me, which I found really insulting. Sometimes, I got so annoyed, I really made believe I didn't speak english and told them to go elsewhere. Come on. English is an international language, and even in a place lik Quebec where there IS alot of francophones, people will make an effort to serve you in english, IF you ask for it properly. It's a fucking piss off when people take you for that much of an idiot, Zeglawhoever.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 06:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I adore France
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-14 06:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nelson had both his eyes, gayboy.
Did you get your mum to write this out for you? I know you're illiterate.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 01:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to Paris for a while last summer. Stayed on Avenue Trudaine. Not a bad place. It made me lol when the frogs got mad that I could only communicate in English. You could almost see it in their eyes, like it was embarassing to be seen speaking English. Fuckin Frogs....
===
in most countries, it's bad form to not approach in the local language. a nice "parlez-vous anglais?" is usually enough to not sound like a typical ugly american.
if i went into your town and started speaking really loud and slowly like americans do but in french, you'd find me pretty annoying...assuming you know anything about manners.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 00:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I went to Paris for a while last summer. Stayed on Avenue Trudaine. Not a bad place. It made me lol when the frogs got mad that I could only communicate in English. You could almost see it in their eyes, like it was embarassing to be seen speaking English. Fuckin Frogs....
Anyways the only things I really liked was some of the food.
Hey whats that meat shit you guys scrap off with like a cheese grater, then you put it on bread and put some mayo on it? it was like meat shreddings and they sell it in most shops. Fucking bomb ass food. Was only like 5 euros or something like that? Fritas were good too. Ate to much of em when I was drunk and ended up throwing up in a park. It sucked.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-13 22:55:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's mots croisees, silly, not motcroix. Geeeeeeeeeeeez!
But just cause you're Jake... I'll do this.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:57:58 EDT (#)
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No comprendez ye olde Englais.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:45:45 EDT (#)
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YO NO HABLO INGLES
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:36:58 EDT (#)
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oooh oooh - I know the answer to 8 across!!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:32:10 EDT (#)
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Mordre mon âne, baiseur de truite.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:27:47 EDT (#)
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I fucking hope so Matt
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:26:47 EDT (#)
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my ball sack still hurts, motherfucker.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-13 18:26:07 EDT (#)
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3rd time's the charm?