You people are all disgusting, miserable fucks. (2024 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <falloutdreams.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-14 02:42:04 EDT
You know who the fuck you are, you steaming piles of dog shit. Go back to sticking bleach soaked pipe cleaners in the piss holes of your hilariously small penises you fucking faggots.
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-16 22:36:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-16 03:42:08 EDT (#)
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Hahhaha, I fucking love how this guy keeps insisting that he doesn't care what others think about him, while defending himself from every insult and trying to come up with a scathing retort. If you really don't care, why the fuck waste time typing that shit and coming back to the post?? Fucking lying hypocritical fucknugget.
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Indeed, we could stand to see a few less elaborate "No I care less about you" fights on the Internet.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:53:12 EDT (#)
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Because it's entertaining, Fatterific, you dumb twat.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-16 04:05:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:16:52 EDT (#)
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I'm not a bitch. I've just been in a really bad mood for the last several years.
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ahahaha (snort)
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-16 03:42:08 EDT (#)
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Hahhaha, I fucking love how this guy keeps insisting that he doesn't care what others think about him, while defending himself from every insult and trying to come up with a scathing retort. If you really don't care, why the fuck waste time typing that shit and coming back to the post?? Fucking lying hypocritical fucknugget.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:12:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 05:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:06:08 EDT (#)
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That's why I like the internet. It reveals everything we're afraid to show the light of day and the fact that, deep down, human beings think rape is kind of funny.
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Zoidberg is the greatest American hero in human history. The only reason he hasn't been formally honoured by the state is because of his habit of erecting his tower of babylon whithin Gommorah.
Zoidberg doesn't mind though, he knows that the anti gay stance of the US government is neccesary to maintain peace with the Rastafarian Trinumerate. Zoidberg is a true patriot.
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
LOL
LOL
LOL
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:16:52 EDT (#)
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I'm not a bitch. I've just been in a really bad mood for the last several years.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 05:54:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:06:08 EDT (#)
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That's why I like the internet. It reveals everything we're afraid to show the light of day and the fact that, deep down, human beings think rape is kind of funny.
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Zoidberg is the greatest American hero in human history. The only reason he hasn't been formally honoured by the state is because of his habit of erecting his tower of babylon whithin Gommorah.
Zoidberg doesn't mind though, he knows that the anti gay stance of the US government is neccesary to maintain peace with the Rastafarian Trinumerate. Zoidberg is a true patriot.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-08-15 02:06:08 EDT (#)
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That's why I like the internet. It reveals everything we're afraid to show the light of day and the fact that, deep down, human beings think rape is kind of funny.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-14 21:01:55 EDT (#)
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Yes... yes I am.
*goes back to sticking bleach soaked pipe cleaners in the piss holes of my hilariously small penis*
Submitted by besrox (user info) at 2007-08-14 19:28:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-14 19:18:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:21:43 PDT (#)
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Please direct all your tiny brained hatred over to this post, fags: http://www.ubersite.com/m/110954
And leave this one for the genuine sentiments.
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it was a link left on rob's post. +2 if sincere in wanting to divert negative attention away from him.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-14 19:13:06 EDT (#)
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Okay, two options. Either someone did something to him that deserved this, in which case +2 for sympathy. Or he's just being random and stupid, in which case it is completely consistent with Ubersite's principles, so +2.
Kaelic, fuck yeah!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2007-08-14 17:47:28 EDT (#)
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i'm a miserable fuck :(
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-14 17:00:06 EDT (#)
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this post is so lame it embarrassed me.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-14 16:06:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-14 16:06:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-08-14 15:49:31 EDT (#)
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this post annihilates
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-14 15:10:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:51:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:47:07 EDT (#)
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IF THIS GETS ON MOSTED HEATED I WILL KILL YOU ALL
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GOD FUCKING DAMN
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:44:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:08:19 EDT (#)
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I'm a little disappointed that there are 86 reviews and not one mention of me.
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polyamorousaj rocks my world.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:42:46 EDT (#)
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you're gayer than GRID, Kenny.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:08:19 EDT (#)
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I'm a little disappointed that there are 86 reviews and not one mention of me.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:53:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:48:25 PDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:44:20 EDT (#)
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miserable, maybe.
disgusting, no.
i have on a blue shirt that really accentuates me eyes and i smell like vanilla from the really nice bodywash i used.
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you have lovely eyes
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:48:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:44:20 EDT (#)
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miserable, maybe.
disgusting, no.
i have on a blue shirt that really accentuates me eyes and i smell like vanilla from the really nice bodywash i used.
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you have lovely eyes
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:44:20 EDT (#)
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miserable, maybe.
disgusting, no.
i have on a blue shirt that really accentuates me eyes and i smell like vanilla from the really nice bodywash i used.
i'm lovely!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:19:45 EDT (#)
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But arguments and drama make the day a little less boring!
I understand where you're coming from, I hate Ubersite too http://www.ubersite.com/m/110969
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:19:44 EDT (#)
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Find your life-partner at the animal shelter yet?
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:06:29 EDT (#)
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Haha, you're so gay. See you later, you nerd.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:05:34 EDT (#)
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Whoa, slow down there! I'm still reeling from your last barrage of INSANELY funny and CLEVER insults. Hold on, I don't know if I can take anymore, please! Don't make fun of me being ripped and athletic! God, no, anything but that! But nice try on the whole, "I'm not going to posture" retort. We all know you're a scrawny shit talker, too. You don't have to give out your "measurements", you fucking fairy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:04:27 EDT (#)
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well this has been great. maybe we can get you all worked up another day but I'm off to better things now.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:02:54 EDT (#)
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i don't feel the need to give you my measurements over the internet, tough guy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:02:14 EDT (#)
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and he doesn't care what people think about him.
especially internet people.
particularly ubersite. that's why he posts stuff like this. cause he's mad, he's bad and he just doesn't care anymore.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:01:58 EDT (#)
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You and Shlongy have a fixation with a man being ripped. Sounds a little suspicious if you ask me.
Oh, wait, wait, you're trying to insult me. Man! Good one, guys. That really hurts my feelings bringing up that I'm physically in better shape that you. Fuck, what am I ever going to do?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:00:49 EDT (#)
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and athletic.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:00:40 EDT (#)
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You must have missed the obvious sarcasm transition, Una. I didn't expect you to get it, you're clearly a moron. You're the one who comes on my post whining and crying because you don't like what I write. Well dry those wet, salty tears, and tuck that quivering bottom lip in, it'll be OK. One day people on the internet will like you, and you can stop chugging that haterade.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:00:18 EDT (#)
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better leave him alone, Shlongy. He is ripped afterall.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:58:56 EDT (#)
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Man, you're weaker at Uber insults than that fucking Oathmeal...and he's a goddamn chimpanzee.
That's pretty fucking pathetic, Mr. Ripped.
And next time we get together, please...NO ONIONS ON MY QUARTER POUNDER!
How many times do I have to tell you that? I know that the audio sucks when talking into that box but good grief, you can't be THAT stupid.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:57:25 EDT (#)
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Apology accepted, fucksock. Glad you see things my way.
And you sure are whining a lot for someone who doesn't let the internet insults get to him.
Back to this whole repressed homosexuality, though...seriously, you're full of yourself because of your 'ripped' body that impresses internet people across the world and you call everyone gay. Can you really not see that as a sign? Come on out, closet boy. Uber doesn't care and we won't tell your father.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:56:50 EDT (#)
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fag
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:55:22 EDT (#)
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You first, Shlongy. Then you can stop trying to explain away the vibrating noise your pocket sized leave-in dildo keeps making while you're hitting the links with your other butt grabbing, plaid short and polo wearing homo friends.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:53:02 EDT (#)
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I always consider the source when it comes to insults.
You're about as threatening as "Cookie Monster", ya fucking closet homo.
COME OUT ALREADY...you'll be less bitter and angry.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:52:40 EDT (#)
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Honestly, you dumb fucking cunt, you come to all my posts and say the exact same tired, stupid things (just like Shlongy). Haven't you fucking nerds realized I don't give a fuck about what any of you say or I wouldn't post shit like this? God, get a fucking clue.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:51:13 EDT (#)
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Oh, sorry, Unabonger, sorry! Everyone who cares for their appearance must be gay! I see your logic, totally, buddy. Good work! And fucksock, that's awesome ... makes tons of sense. That's like the sock you fuck every night envisioning how everyone reading your posts and replies loves you and thinks you're cool. Newsflash, you're not. You're a retard, you haven't said anything that hasn't been said a hundred times over by people much more talented, intelligent, and funny than you. Try again.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:48:50 EDT (#)
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Then why don't you go give him the first BJ of his miserable life, you whore, and get the fuck off my post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:48:40 EDT (#)
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And it's obvious how witty and charming everyone finds you on here, fucksock.
Now stop crying, wipe your nose with your tisshies and stop beating off to your 'ripped' body you self-absorbed, latent homosexual.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:47:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:39:13 EDT (#)
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After you pick your teeth up off the floor, and we remove the remaining ones from my knuckles, you can buy me a drink.
Then, you can wash my car, clean my toilets and suck my dick.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA
classic. I *heart* Shlongy.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:46:28 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I haven't been keeping up with your uber faggotry, Shlongy, so I don't know what you're talking about. Any similarities must just be other people stating the obvious --- that you're the biggest homo loser ever to walk the earth.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:44:04 EDT (#)
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HOW DID APOLLO GET KAELIC'S PASSWORD? This entire post and the ensuing reviews CAN'T be for real.
PS. I'd kill you, "Mr. Ripped".
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:41:31 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you weigh 135 pounds and are scrawny. I'm 210 pounds, ripped and athletic. Do you really want to bring this into a dick measuring contest? Because every single time, you're going to lose. Just keep talking shit on the internet, it's what your good at, but don't try to posture with me. It just makes you look like the sad, flabby, golf playing fuckwad that you really are.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:40:51 EDT (#)
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You're right. Shlongy doesn't "get to kaelic".
BUAHAUAHAUAHAhahahahahaahahah
You're such a hypocritical idiot. This post, and your responses, are the epitome of irony and fucking stupidity.
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:39:13 EDT (#)
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You're just so damn cool, Unabonger. You're a real attack dog. Trust me, EVERYONE on here finds your wit cutting and edgy, you chipmunk faced troll. Now go away.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:39:13 EDT (#)
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Kenny...let's fight.
After you pick your teeth up off the floor, and we remove the remaining ones from my knuckles, you can buy me a drink.
Then, you can wash my car, clean my toilets and suck my dick.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:36:53 EDT (#)
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oh yeah it's obvious he doesn't get to you, Kaelic. You're iron-faced.
*roll eyes*
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:33:00 EDT (#)
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Shlongy, you are the biggest fucking pussy on here. You're nothing but a balding rat faced little toad. Don't think you can ever fuck with me, or that your words "get to me". I'd pick you up and stuff you in a garbage can like all the jocks did to you in high school wearing your rancid beanie around you fucking homo.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:30:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, like your wife, you raging fucking faggot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:30:16 EDT (#)
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Except some broads have bigger balls than you do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:27:27 EDT (#)
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To a piece of shit like you, gaylic, I'd "talk" the exact same way to your face in "real life" as I do on Uber.
Shut the fuck up. You sound like a PMS-ing broad.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:17:55 EDT (#)
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Bosh, you make me laugh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:10:21 EDT (#)
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i think you need an editor, all the expletives really took away from the plot of this story. I felt it was a bit too short, as well..
Do a little proof reading and work on your character development.. Ubersite is a serious writers forum, and I think you will find this will not get received very well.
Sympathy point
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:52:30 EDT (#)
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Yer a poopy head.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:51:54 EDT (#)
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quit whining.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:48:15 EDT (#)
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it is clear sacrilicious wants ur dick
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:19:59 EDT (#)
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Ok there there, Mr. Cruise.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:04:48 EDT (#)
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You also probably grew up eating dirt for dinner and Robitussin sandwiches for lunch, but that doesn't mean it's ok. Rube.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:03:36 EDT (#)
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Haha, sorry, I just grew up as gayness being the predominant way to express disgust. No offense to those loveable gays everywhere.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:58:31 EDT (#)
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You know what I'm sick of? Your constant homophobic slurs. It's always faggot this, and gay that, and your insults tend to involve a LOT of dick references.
That's hate speech and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:53:37 EDT (#)
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Old school hate.
Approved.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:51:30 EDT (#)
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Yeah, yeah, there all you clever people go, exposing the seeming hypocrisy in my statement. "But Kaelic, your post judges everyone else ... just because we post heartless, disgusting comments on a website, we're good people irl!!1!"
No, you're not. The difference is I'm reffering to yet ANOTHER person who thinks if I just "relaxed" or "got laid" I'd be as mellow as the cucumber they're butt-fucking themselves with. Not the case. But here is the distinction: When you laugh at someone whose brother just died, you can't ever take that back, and even when you scumbags log off, that's never going to go away, no matter how many drinks you shitheads buy for people at the fucking local gay bar.
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:42:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:05:53 EDT (#)
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"Try not to judge who I am by the narrow view of things you see in my posts, because you won't get a very complete picture."
its a sad fucking affair when people want the "complete picture" of a user on a site like this. who really gives a dog's danglies?
its when you allow members of a website to get under your (fore)skin, that you should make like jpeg and invest in some much needed therapy. take a break.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:46:14 EDT (#)
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you are the answer to your own riddles, boy
"Try not to judge who I am by the narrow view of things you see in my posts, because you won't get a very complete picture."
and yet you do the very same thing in reviews below.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:40:24 EDT (#)
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Perhaps you should do the same, Scarlet. You're getting too wrapped up in stupid shit here.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:37:04 EDT (#)
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Whoa, you mean you can get blowjobs from girls as well as guys? Well LOLCATZ why didn't anyone tell me?
Seriously, dude, shut the fuck up. The whole condescending, big brotherly, "Hey bro, just get out there and have fun, relax a little, drink some hard liquor, fuck some skanks" is very, very tired.
I've drank lots, fucked lots, and I seriously doubt anyone on this website can preach to me about what it takes to "relax". Try not to judge who I am by the narrow view of things you see in my posts, because you won't get a very complete picture.
Submitted by gank (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:26:33 EDT (#)
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I guess starting a war is one way to stay relevant.
Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:26:08 EDT (#)
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The real retards are the people like you who, people that can't read the bullshit on this website without becoming "emtionally affected", way to go, fairy-boy.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:26:03 EDT (#)
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I can't believe I'm doing this but....
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:10:31 EDT (#)
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So.
then.
fucking.
leave.
Stop lumping everyone here into the same hateful bunch. Know what I did? I did the polar opposite in three cases you mentioned. Check your Hannah donation receipts- do they amount to $0.00? You're generalizing to serve your own dramatic purposes. There are LOTS OF ASSHOLES ON UBERSITE?! ALERT THE MEDIA!
Now look, there was a time that I was one of the biggest gaping, bleeding, shit-encrusted assholes on here. And yeah, I've said some damn hateful things. Case in point? http://www.ubersite.com/m/50908#940957 That's pretty not nice, and yet rad and I are friends in spite of that because it is what it is. Uber cock waving, not genuine belief.
Stop taking this place so seriously. Go out sometime. Have a beer or too. Smoke a bowl. Get a blowjob. Maybe even from a girl this time. Life isn't such a dark place. It'll get better.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:16:29 EDT (#)
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Uh, I do leave, Sacr. I leave all the time. I always come back, out of boredom. That's why you've never seen any "I'm leaving forever Ubersite" posts from me. Also, I don't give a fuck what any of you think, or whether you would miss me.
Also, notice I wrote, "you know who you are" at the start of the post. Why are you feeling like it applies to you, Sacr?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:13:01 EDT (#)
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yes i'm sure you do simpleton
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:10:41 EDT (#)
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get raped
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:10:31 EDT (#)
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So.
then.
fucking.
leave.
Stop lumping everyone here into the same hateful bunch. Know what I did? I did the polar opposite in three cases you mentioned. Check your Hannah donation receipts- do they amount to $0.00? You're generalizing to serve your own dramatic purposes. There are LOTS OF ASSHOLES ON UBERSITE?! ALERT THE MEDIA!
If you're truly disgusted with EVERYONE here, you'd leave- you've been here a hell of a lot longer than a lot of us. If you don't, then you're either a liar, or *you're using a public forum and its lowest common denominator to feel better about yourself*, and it really doesn't get much more pathetic than that.
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:06:43 EDT (#)
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I say that shit all the time to my boss at work, who is black, you fucking dick sucker.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:04:41 EDT (#)
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man, you are so fucking righteous
[None] Fuck Al Sharpton. (Rating: 0.57 on 24 reviews, last by Quint 122 days ago)
Submitted by Kaelic <scarletranger.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-04-12 18:42:51 EDT
lets see you, tough guy, insert that into your next conversation you heat seeking tool
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:01:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:28:22 EDT (#)
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*enters the little voice in the background from Monty Pythons, The Life Of Brian*
"No I'm not"
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HA!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:01:12 EDT (#)
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This website is a breeding ground for some of the worst motherfuckers ever, and the sad part is, is that these assholes are proud of what giant shit encrusted dildos they are. It's like a game.
"Haha, your brother died."
"Haha, you raised money for a girl with cancer ... I bet you did it for that sweet 4 year old ass, pedo ... maybe you can still have sex with her tiny dead body."
"Haha, you got raped, you liked it, slut."
People do a lot of compartmentalization in their lives. School from work, work from social. But this shit is compartmentalizing being a decent human being from reality. We've had people who have posted pictures of mutilated animals, deaths, whatever disgusting sexual act you can imagine. Fucking god, it's gross, like driving past a horrific car accident, and yet the strife is addictive to human nature. If anything, this website has become an experiment in how HORRIBLE people can behave when left unmonitored and ungoverned by the fact if Shlongy ever said anything he said here, in real life, he'd get punched out before he could say, "I'm a tiny balding man with an inferiority complex."
BUT KAELIC I HAVE MET SHLONGY IRL AND HE IS ACTUALLY REALLY NICE HE EVEN BOUGHT DRINKS OF THE ENTIRE TABLE GOLLY UBERSITE IS ALL JUST AN ACT FOR HIM YOU DON'T KNOW HIM OK
Well gee, great. So a guy that supposedly acts really nice in his real life comes onto a website to abuse everyone he can and make crude comments. I think that's a perfect example of what I'm saying. He CAN'T act that way in real life. He wouldn't be alive right now if he did. here's an experiment:
Step 1. Go out with some casual friends. Maybe a couple you met somewhere, or a few friends from the office.
Step 2. Laugh, chat, have a good time.
Step 3. Mid-way through the evening, take out the list of absolutely HILARIOUS and totally ORIGINAL lines you ripped off from Ubersite and begin to insert them into the conversation. Such lines as:
- Every woman who gets raped was asking for, and deserved it. Haha.
- Your father died of color cancer? I'm so ... so sorry to ... Pffftt, Bwahaha, his color asploded, that's funny, he probably got that cancer from sticking too many black cocks up there.
- Oh, you had a miscarriage? Did you save it, at least? I hear you can make great beef jerky with the remains.
- Oh, you started volunteering down at the homeless shelter? Was it so you could have stinky bum sex you holier than thou asshole? I give more money than you make to charity!
Step 4. Enjoy trip to emergency room. On the way, tell the EMT's how much more money you make than them and how you'd stitch this jagged facial laceration yourself but you didn't bother learning any pussy first aid, you were too busy getting drunk. Enjoy rectal suppository medications and several stretcher drops.
Step 5. Post about your ordeal on Ubersite. Be sure to explain how you would have won the fight, but your contact lens came out at the last second and when you bent down to find it you got spinning uppercutted through a table because the guy you antagonized was Ryu from Streetfighter but you didn't recognize him.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IF THIS GETS ON MOSTED HEATED I WILL KILL YOU ALL
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
lol
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*enters the little voice in the background from Monty Pythons, The Life Of Brian*
"No I'm not"
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hannah told me you had a small dick too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:15:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You must have ingested some bad semen last night.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 07:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
drama queen
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-14 07:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 07:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 04:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry to disappoint you Oathmeal, but no.
Do I still fail @ life? :(
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Yeah.. and for two reasons. But if I have to tell you then you obviously don't get it. You are "unteachable" which is professor slang for "retarded".
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-08-14 06:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-14 05:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds like you got your fist stuck in your ass again gaylic.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2007-08-14 04:50:53 EDT (#)
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Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?
-- Homer Simpson
Fear of Flying
I swear, the quotes always know.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-14 04:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I get the impression Hannah wasn't very good in bed?
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 04:14:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry to disappoint you Oathmeal, but no.
Do I still fail @ life? :(
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hey zeg, you fail! At life! Eat me! I want it now! Bad!
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:39:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fail
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what i want to know is who's in love with whom and why it's on the uberboard.
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well why don't you spend one of those shiny dollars you earn at the totem-pole factory and write a message yourself.
Sense? I don't remember ever agreeing to make any of that.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 03:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha. Are you in love as well?
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:59:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I fucking loved it.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
concise!
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what i want to know is who's in love with whom and why it's on the uberboard.
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:47:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IF THIS GETS ON MOSTED HEATED I WILL KILL YOU ALL
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-14 02:42:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what happened to the scarlet ranger?
it was so dashing.