Back, Back in the Karl Roooove.... (420 hits)
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Submitted by Sally Walker <sallywalker5.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-14 05:19:02 EDT
Attention:
Are you fed up with George W. Bush railing lines of blow in the oval office bathroom? Or how about him fucking and killing some underage male prostitute in the Lincoln bedroom and afterwards cooking up his semen in a spoon and main-lining it?
It seems like that's all that's coming from the headlines today.
But you... you don't care, do you? You're too busy being worried about fucking Barry Bonds. Fuck Barry Bonds. That's what I say.
Well, thank god we here in the states have something to say about this. We can make up funny parody songs and dress up like Gene Simmons and use our tongues to ridicule and lick our president. That's right, secret service. I'm going to team up with Shitfuck and LICK THE PRESIDENT. I have up-loaded all the tablature for this song.... I hope some really good guitar player, like maybe Professor fuckface or whatever his stupid name is; will be able to play it for me. I'll do lead vocals.
BACKIN' OUT KARL ROVE
(Rove is pronounced roove... so it rhymes with "groove")
(make sure yer feets are a stompin')
Many years since I've been here...
I was born in Colorado,
so I thought that it was clear...
Easy life that this man's got
I won't ever worry about
being shot, oh being shot, (oooooh)
'cause Eric and Dylan aren't around...
(CLAP YOUR HANDS)
Here I am! All alone in Denver! With a fist-ful of dollars! And baby, you better believe...
(chorus)
I'm BACK! Backin' out Karl Roove...
I'm Back! Backin' out Karl Roove
I'm BACK! Backin' out Karl Roove!
Back, in the Karl Roove... in the Karl Roove...
Get in back of my cadillac...
I've got reservations in the Watergate...
There's no way we're comin' back....
Born 25th of December day...
Which you know is a well known
mormon holiday....
This place was meant for me.
Shit should I take ectasy?
I feel so good tonight!
Who cares about tomorrow?
so baby, you better believe....
I'M BACK! BACKIN' OUT KARL ROOVE!
I'M BACK! BACKIN' OUT KARL ROOVE!
I'M BACK! BACKIN' OUT KARL ROOVE!
User Reviews
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-11-10 02:21:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Did not deliver tablature as promised.
Send it to me and I'll do a one-take recording, JUST FOR YOU, Little Sally Walker!
captainthorns.at.gmail.com
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you talk as if sally walker doesn't know her way around a six string...
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:09:26 EDT (#)
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what's an alter?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-20 19:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha..
So is "Newty" the inspiration for this alter?
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-08-16 06:26:04 EDT (#)
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title
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-14 16:05:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:27:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BACK IN THE USSR
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-08-14 09:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pig bonds? I'm more confused but here's a +2 anyways
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Did not deliver tablature as promised.
Send it to me and I'll do a one-take recording, JUST FOR YOU, Little Sally Walker!
captainthorns.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 08:07:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
thanks, asshole. She can defend herself, k?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-14 07:47:58 EDT (#)
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of course sally, you mean pot-bellied pigs. There's no such thing as pork barreled pigs. Despite their name, however; Japanese fighting pigs don't usually resemble the pot bellies as much as the Eurasian wild boar. Barries are usually of this variety; but when domesticated they don't resemble their eurasian cousins at all; they are much more tame and can even be let loose upon children.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-14 07:27:49 EDT (#)
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oh! my mistake. Barry Bonds are a type of futures market here in the U.S. It came under scrutiny during world war II but was dismissed during the time and understandably so. "Barries" are very much like a pork-barreled pig but they are not native to north america. They were imported, yet still supply almost half of the american bacon market. I hope this ends the confusion, carter.
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-08-14 06:00:55 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what barry bonds are or who that gobshite in the picture is.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-14 05:44:49 EDT (#)
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We Won't Be Fooled Again! (The Who)
Yeah, right .