By the time you read this, I'll have 200 posts and 300,000 hits. (806 hits)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-08-14 11:34:53 EDT
And all that does is put into perspective how sad my life has been.
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:18:06 EDT (#)
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cool
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:54:28 EDT (#)
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300k?
how cute.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-15 15:03:16 EDT (#)
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That poster should only bother someone to whom relative popularity is important, or who really won't be as popular as that picture.
If you don't like my reasoning there, ignore it and pretend I just commented "PH-HAIL STORM!"
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:32:34 EDT (#)
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Egads! The love which dare not speak its name! Lawks and gadzooks with knobs on!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:38:02 EDT (#)
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Precisely, Berty.
I LOVE CHOPPED LIVER!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:36:27 EDT (#)
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Wicked, I am officially chopped liver.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:31:42 EDT (#)
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=(
None of my old-school superfriends wished me congratulations. Apollo will likely say it's because 300k is the new 50k, Sideburns is dead, Method is going through his sex-change, and who the hell knows what happened to all the non-A-listers I used to adore.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 05:59:01 EDT (#)
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Remeber the space shuttle Columbus? How it exploded on re-entry? How some dude nearly got his head turned into blamange by foot in a shoe?
That was AJ flinging jizz at the moon.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-08-15 05:48:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-15 05:38:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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EPIC FAIL!
^^^^^^^^^^^
Parrot
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I thought it was 'EPIC LULZ' ?
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-15 03:36:28 EDT (#)
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Wunderbar!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-15 00:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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EPIC FAIL!
^^^^^^^^^^^
Parrot
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-14 22:48:53 EDT (#)
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His name is Robert Paulsen
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-08-14 22:39:16 EDT (#)
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Just dropping in to say 'Hi!'
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-14 18:52:34 EDT (#)
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Adventure, excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-14 15:54:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-14 15:25:56 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about JonnyX
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-14 14:06:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:46:37 CDT (#)
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The hits were what I was really higlighting, AJ. As in, "Ain't gonna be that many hits before I clicky clicky".
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I banked on most people not reading the post and just dropping a comment in typical Uber fashion.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:51:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:05:18 EDT (#)
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I'd like to have eyes like that.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:46:40 EDT (#)
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ok
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:46:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-14 13:05:57 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about polyamorousaj
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:07:45 EDT (#)
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post more often please. it seems all the funny/entertaining people have slacked off.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:05:18 EDT (#)
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I'd like to have eyes like that.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-14 12:04:08 EDT (#)
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that's nice
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:59:28 EDT (#)
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liar
Submitted by Constitution (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:44:24 EDT (#)
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That, and a dollar STILL won't get you a cup of decent coffee.
Or laid, for that matter.
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You just don't know the right way to ask.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:52:25 EDT (#)
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Let's save u from the cruel -.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:46:37 EDT (#)
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The hits were what I was really higlighting, AJ. As in, "Ain't gonna be that many hits before I clicky clicky".
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:45:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:44:24 EDT (#)
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That, and a dollar STILL won't get you a cup of decent coffee.
Or laid, for that matter.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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EPIC FAIL!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:42:02 EDT (#)
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And all I did for that picture was type 'internet fame' into google image search and pick the first result.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:41:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 10:35:36 CDT (#)
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It's just not posted yet.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:36:05 EDT (#)
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Is there a pun in the picture I'm just not getting?
Bacon...cat...tape...cat...bacon...tape...
...nope. Still don't get it.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:35:57 EDT (#)
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Um ... You go girl?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-14 11:35:36 EDT (#)
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