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Chief of My Tribe (429 hits)

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Rating: -1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by lessthanthree (View user info) at 2007-08-15 07:31:28 EDT


Tanned hide, skin of we, skin of me
tell me, oh feel me of what it's like to be.
I'm a soldier of fortune and grim fate
who sits at home and masturbates.
I live a life, quite contrite
trust that I'm never convinced of my might
Might you, kind soul
leave me and my creole
fashion just alone?
Me and my wee throne
have to pick at this bone.
I'm far sub-intellect compared to you
but then again, I'm caught in dark glue.
Black fades to here and there
sitting in my shit stained undwear
I realize that I'm unaware
of the nuances that make me care.
Kind sould, I ask that you smoke
peace pipe, piece pipe, don't choke.
Yes, I'm the chief of my tribe.
Yes, I don't care to prescribe.
You are death, I'm slow: Imbibe
Do you care to commit in Suicide?

Break brown bloke because Biting Bull berrates
me, myself, must masticate, malnutrition mist
can continence continue? Can Clyde camp?

You will never understand me, gypsy,
you are little and I am big.

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User Reviews


Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The white man came

across the sea

he brought his pain

and misery.


Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Capitalizing suicide was a nice touch.
Committing in it really brings the piece together.

This made me want to suck my own fist, if that makes any sense.
It would sure beat reading it a second time anyway.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you must be a Vogon
----
He's Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you must be a Vogon

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

RETALITORY -2's ARE THE LOLROFLLUXXORSCOPTER@!#!@#^&$##@$*(&$%

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

some people should know when to cut their losses...































and their wrists.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"I'm far sub-intellect compared to you."

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

words...words...words...blows.

Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:20:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ugh!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HA
HAHA
HAHAHA

So yeah, +2

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-08-15 08:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

choke on goats cheese


no, not that cheese, the other kind


Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life.

-- Homer Simpson
Burns, Baby Burns