Here on Ibitus 412N (part 3) (473 hits)
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Submitted by nicballs (View user info) at 2007-08-15 09:52:42 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110936 (part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110963 (part 2)
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It's been a few days since I've written anything down. Today marks day number 89 since our capture. Because the cycle of 'daylight' on this planet is so screwy (they see about 3 days of light for every one of dark) we're using one of the L1 Ensign's timepieces to keep tabs. Since we were taken captive during a recon patrol on Colandron (part of the Saiin Cluster), we've been locked in this containment cell for the purpose of piss harvesting.
But, as I've written before, it's not really even piss that comes out anymore. It's like a mix cough syrup and cake batter and it's color and smell are both stomach-turning. Everything else about our bodies seems to be functioning perfectly. One on my team here even remarked that he feels better physically than he has in all his days growing up back on Earth.
Anyway. We're stuck here now and after a few discussions with some of the L3's I believe we have a sort of plan of exit. I don't want to get into too much detail because we still have yet to decide how we're going to get a few of the things we need to get out of here. The general idea is this: because of what Gladlock saw in his trip outside of our cell, we can safely assume that the vapor released by the combination of our piss and that strange crystal totally incapacitates these aliens, putting them in some state of seizure-like revelry. They lose cognizant control of their motor functions and just start flailing around, groping and spitting.
The thought is, if we can get a piece of that crystal somehow, and then lure a team of guards or two into our cell, drop some piss on the rock...booyah! Instant win over the enemy. Assuming this works, how we'll make our way out of this complex and back to our fighters is another concern altogether. A few of my men seem to think they have a general idea as to where our vessels are docked.
The other thing we haven't considered is what that vapor might do to us. Will it cause a similar reaction? Gladlock didn't report any sort of change in his equilibrium or senses and the vaporizing he saw was going on just a few yards away. Still, there are just too many variables to act on anything just yet. Another concern I have is procurement of some sort of weapon - all ours were confiscated upon processing. We do know every guard carries a baton-looking thing with barbs on the end.
Shit. One of my men is throwing up all over the place. This isn't pretty. I have to go.
Astron Czissin, out.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
booyah!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:25:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:48:56 EDT (#)
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This one was kind of boring, but that's probably because it feels just like what it is, a necessary transition piece.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:48:56 EDT (#)
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This one was kind of boring, but that's probably because it feels just like what it is, a necessary transition piece.
Still, the others were relatively uneventful as well...whatever, the next one better rock all kinds of socks.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-08-16 23:07:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-08-16 22:02:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-16 01:24:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:45:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:02:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 13:23:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This reminds me of Star Trek.
Which, I never watched in my life.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-15 13:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it.
I see you added a last name, trying to step away from Astron. good move.
Next please.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 07:40:56 PDT (#)
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fair enough mate.
I like your writing style, but the topic of urine harvesting is hardly interesting. I think you could have picked something a little cooler. just my opinion.
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actually SunnyG, that's where you are wrong.
I've here for 3 years, and I can assure you, NO ONE has done this topic before - originality is always welcome.
Personally, I think the author is doing everything right - fuck the haters, and keep it coming.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:49:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:42:53 EDT (#)
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piss harvest is an interesting phrase.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:28:25 EDT (#)
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Keep 'em comin.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:08:32 EDT (#)
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Shit wrapped in skin who loves the cock below.
Thanks for clearing that up Forensic
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:06:50 EDT (#)
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Does Astron get sodomized or fucked up the ass with a pipe?
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:48:22 EDT (#)
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Sunny, I'll make a believer out of you yet. Stay tuned, I have violence and mutiny planned which will make this more of an interesting read even for you, the insatiable critic.
:)
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:40:56 EDT (#)
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fair enough mate.
I like your writing style, but the topic of urine harvesting is hardly interesting. I think you could have picked something a little cooler. just my opinion.
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:36:47 EDT (#)
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Sunny if you don't like my writing then at least tell me why.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:28:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Retard who listens to everything uber tells him as the Wikipedia truth, below. Also, pathetic below.
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hahahahahhahaha, oh god.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:25:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:24:54 EDT (#)
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Retard who listens to everything uber tells him as the Wikipedia truth, below. Also, pathetic below.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:22:38 EDT (#)
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sicosemen / oathmeal below
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:15:25 EDT (#)
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Fag, below.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 10:12:36 EDT (#)
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please stop
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:55:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-15 09:55:16 EDT (#)
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