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Submitted by Bub$ (View user info) at 2007-08-15 11:33:34 EDT
i know its not thursday or friday. who gives a racoon's rectum?
for those of you who don't get out much scroll down.
at least its not another post with a picture of a users rotting oyster or the saggy jowls/funbags of a lying cunt.
it made me laugh
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-08-16 15:18:28 EDT (#)
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Transformers was the best film I've seen this year(seeing rush hour 3 tomorrow). Used to watch the TV series and have the original film on DVD.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-16 14:59:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:42:08 EDT (#)
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here's the short version tim - she conned me into thinking she was a babe. we had phone sex, cyber sex, and 'my' right hand sex. then she told me she was pregnant and needed $5,000 for an abortion. apparently my semen is so potent that you can get pregnant without me actually ejaculating in your hairy fat cunt.
then i find out she's pulled the same shit on numerous other male uberers.
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lol...joke right?
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d'ya really have to ask caul?
besides, she's had so many uber boyfriends it's put some male lurkers off registering. i know she's pulled that kinda shit on at least one of em. she's a frikken jackanory with a penchant for pale foreign fucks - which counts me out cos i'm mixed race. and that's the first time in ages that being a half breed has been an advantage.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:34:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-11 17:42:08 EDT (#)
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here's the short version tim - she conned me into thinking she was a babe. we had phone sex, cyber sex, and 'my' right hand sex. then she told me she was pregnant and needed $5,000 for an abortion. apparently my semen is so potent that you can get pregnant without me actually ejaculating in your hairy fat cunt.
then i find out she's pulled the same shit on numerous other male uberers.
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lol...joke right?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-16 01:24:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-15 22:10:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:20:05 EDT (#)
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Got it in one Ballare, XKCD is 'they'. If you download the pictures and force open them in notepad you'll be looking at an encrypted message from an organisation that is funded by the Rockafellas.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-15 14:19:25 EDT (#)
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This is probably the third or fourth time I've seen this posted here.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-15 13:09:20 EDT (#)
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Berty: http://xkcd.com/105/ ?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-15 13:08:12 EDT (#)
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so if you met an alternate version of yourself and you two fucked. are you gay or is it X-treem masturbation?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:31:11 EDT (#)
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Incest hasn't been fashionable since the early seventies Bubba. Don't fret though, I'm sure the glorification of young things exploring their blossoming sexuality with their families is not far away!
It's a pretty wacked out concept though, is it not? I mean really the whole idea smacks a bit of narcicism if you ask me; fucking a female version of yourself sort of thing.
Still, I guess they do say that if you ever meet an alternate reality version of yourself you should totally make out 'cause one of you could wink out of existence at any moment. So from a physics point of view the whole incest thing makes perfect sense. I am not a philosopher or a mathematician so I guess I'm not really qualified to hold an opinion on incest.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:27:50 EDT (#)
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No wonder!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:20:23 EDT (#)
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there's no maybe about it shlongy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:16:58 EDT (#)
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Maybe you were high when you watched it.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:16:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:10:30 EDT (#)
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So, what do bored kids do, brothers and sisters? What is the activity that bored kids like to indulge in more than any other?
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i'm taking a shot in the dark here, but my guess would be incest. no?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:14:50 EDT (#)
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i saw this recently as 'Mexican Transformer'.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:10:30 EDT (#)
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If rape could be served with a ladle then this would need many helpings and a side order of garlic bread.
However, now seems a good time to mention the fire hazard posed by cardboard boxes left lying around willy nilly. People fail to understand that we're living in the 21st century and that kids today are bored. Indeed, recent surveys conducted by Interpol have shown that kids are MORE BORED THAN THEY HAVE EVER BEEN SINCE RECORDS BEGAN IN 1958! This is, obviously, quite shocking considering the amount of diversions that have been released onto the free market with the aim of keeping kids indoors.
So, what do bored kids do, brothers and sisters? What is the activity that bored kids like to indulge in more than any other? The answer is; setting things on fire.
Statistics gathered by the international association of statisticians on behalf of the Belgian fire service reported that there has been a 7% rise in cases of wheelie bins overflowing with cardboard boxes during 2006. This might seem like a small, perhaps even spurious, fact but bear in mind that in these seperate instances throughout Belgium claimed 18 lives, and left many women brutally scarred and unable to seek marriage except from the most elderly and degenerate of men.
So have a thought! Make sure empty cardboard boxes are kept in child-proof, flame retardent, receptacles!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-15 12:09:34 EDT (#)
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heh heh
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:52:41 EDT (#)
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and then you stuck your little spam javelin back in his puckered hole.
the end.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:51:27 EDT (#)
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My cat read this post. He went "Meh-ow".
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:50:12 EDT (#)
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6 years ago, you sad cunt... it seems the only douche around here is you, cuntdrip.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:42:37 EDT (#)
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I saw this about 6 years ago...
Way to stay up with the times douchebag....
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:37:36 EDT (#)
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be ashamed. be very ashamed.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:36:37 EDT (#)
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I'm pretty sure this was a GPF not long ago. I shouldn't know that.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-15 11:36:20 EDT (#)
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I used to have that gun. I painted it black and ran around the backyard killing rebel scum.