Crack in the Egg (702 hits)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (View user info) at 2007-08-15 17:41:59 EDT
Seems that one of you assholes came up to my friend and tried to debate him on some stupid shit. I say one of you assholes, because obviously someone needed inspiration and decided to pick a fight with some guy wearing a band t-shirt, it backfired though didn't it? You didn't realize how much my friend couldn't give a shit!
No i'm kidding, it probably wasn't one of you assholes, just your average John Q. DoucheBag
Although, as my friend told me, some guy in his late 20's early 30's, came up to him and tried debating him because his shirt said "Held hostage by oil for food" (as seen here http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028459&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442160691&bmUID=1187211026669). Apparently, when wearing a shirt, one must be ready to debate at all times. I will agree, that the guy had every right and blah blah blah, but still running errands and going from store to store does not initiate a forum of any kind.
"How the fuck do you think they did it in the old days! Without the internet!"
But anyways, I found it amusing. The guy came up to him (as my friend described quite agitated, as if it had been pissing him off for a little while) spoke in almost a nasally voice, and said "I disagree, if we hadn't gone to IRAQ or Afghanistan it would've been much worse later! Were doing good things over there and that shirt is appalling!" I'm honestly not sure what the guy expected my friend to do, i'm sure in his mind he expected my friend to have some sort of revelation and go "You're right, it all makes sense now!" and rip off his shirt as a sign that he gets it. That's honestly what I probably would've done, then I would've ran naked home and screamed "The war in Iraq was my inspiration." That would be an interesting explanation to a few cops.
Any who, I can honestly understand the guy having an opinion and all but there is a limit regardless. I mean when I spot an obvious person with different beliefs, I dont run up to them and try debating them at every turn. Because to be honest some people don't want to debate
(however if they initiate the debate, by all means)
"Well if they don't want to debate they shouldn't wear the slogan!"
True, but maybe they're just advertising and making a cause or what have you known. There are a lot of WWJD stickers on peoples bumpers, a lot of those "If you don't like my driving 1-800-EAT-SHIT" And there are people that are proud of what they stand for. I mean, i'm not religious in almost any way shape or form, when someone comes up to me trying to talk about God, i'll listen and give them the respect they deserve. Because to be honest it takes a considerable amount of time and energy to dedicate yourself to such a cause. And to a majority of those people (excluding middle aged house wives that find everything a sin) I give respect to them, and let them be on their way.
"Well, but he's just a punk kid and doesn't know shit! How dare he have an opinion!"
There's some quote that's like, "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has at least one." And yeah, perhaps my friend doesn't know everything, hell that guy who tried to debate him probably doesn't know everything. But there is one fact i'd just like to get out of the way. My friend couldn't have cared less about the slogan, he just honestly liked the band. Had I been in my friends shoes I probably would've said "Look, I just like the band alright, I thought the picture looked cool and it's in support of the new album, so if you have a problem take it up with the band not me." He probably would've said something like "Then don't wear it if you don't believe in it." Which makes sense if you're 12.
But regardless, I know the majority of you will probably disagree with me, however I just want to say that there's usually a time and a place for debating someone on their beliefs. There are websites dedicated to it, and places people can congregate for just such a thing. Most people that are walking around a mall or eating don't want to see you or listen to your opinion. They just want to enjoy themselves and leave. They can go their entire lives not knowing you exist, or why you think the theory of relativity is wrong. If they want to hear it, or read it, they'll seek it out and i'm sure that is where you, yes you, your time will come. And you will shine brighter than a thousand suns. Until that time, keep it in the forums.
Yeah this post sucks. Hopefully, the picture might save it. That is unless someone already posted this.
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Submitted by tloshjohnson (user info) at 2008-06-10 10:58:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:21:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:48:45 EDT (#)
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no, no, no goddamnit.
it's hot sauce on the eggs, and hot sauce AND grilled onions on the hash browns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:45:39 EDT (#)
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I go with the hot sauce on the HASH BROWNS but not on the eggs.
Because that would be gay.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:41:18 EDT (#)
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That IS another story all its own, yes.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:34:43 EDT (#)
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balsamic strawberries ARE good
ketchup on eggs is vomit inducing. now HOT SAUCE on eggs is another story altogether.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:26:20 EDT (#)
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I love malt and balsamic vinegar.
Balsamic strawberries. I know, but they're good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:20:49 EDT (#)
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I also like to put malt vinegar on the chicken and the fish, in addition to the fries, in a "fish & chips" or "chicken & chips" lunch, that I think I'll have today.
TRY IT, MOTHERFUCKERS AND THANK ME LATER.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:15:38 EDT (#)
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I said it's a rube thing, meaning it's not a Philly thing. Phillies wouldn't have been able to come up with putting ketchup on eggs in the first place because they'd have put a fucking crack in the bottle before anyone had a chance to pour. Any community that celebrates a cracked, inoperable bell can't be trusted with handling anything breakable.
So to my point, the rube tradition of ketchup on eggs likely developed in some other less-civilized (if that's even possible) region of Pennsylvania and then made its way to the big city later.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:12:41 EDT (#)
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I thought it was a northwestern thing
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:11:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah, because Philly is such a rural, rubish place. Don't blame me because you have to associate yourself with a metropolitan area known less for any actual community or culture and more for the White House.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:09:34 EDT (#)
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No it's a rube thing.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:07:15 EDT (#)
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I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs too. My daddy taught me. Not omelets though. I thought it was a Philly thing.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:53:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:59:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:28:14 EDT (#)
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YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
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I actually do the same thing oddly enough, that shit is fucking good.
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Truth.
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Do you know how much crap I take for putting ketchup on my scrambled eggs?
it's good to see there are other people with fine culinary sense.
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YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING HEATHENS. HEATHENS.
Submitted by Tuxinator (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:02:01 EDT (#)
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I thought everyone puts ketchup on their eggs...or is that catsup?
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:36:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:53:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:59:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:28:14 EDT (#)
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YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
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I actually do the same thing oddly enough, that shit is fucking good.
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Truth.
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Do you know how much crap I take for putting ketchup on my scrambled eggs?
it's good to see there are other people with fine culinary sense.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:59:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:28:14 EDT (#)
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YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
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I actually do the same thing oddly enough, that shit is fucking good.
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Truth.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:51:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:45:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 17:28:14 PDT (#)
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YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
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Dude, people who do that shit freak me the fuck out. Why in the fuck?!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:08:22 EDT (#)
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I had to walk into Spencer's Gifts today in search for a gift for a girl I know; I found it, but the people in there were chilling. I walk in and immediately see a prick all in black with a million silver chains dangling off his body, his greasy dyed-black hair clinging to his ashen neck. His nose jutted out like a large awkward bird, and his eyes were portals to a soul wrought by hatred and blackness. His fingernails were yellow as the setting sun, and he hunched over in misery and slunk far into the shadows as my form dispersed the dust and despairing haze in which he was residing.
*shudders*
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-16 01:15:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-15 21:50:55 EDT (#)
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who are you talking to?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:59:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
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I actually do the same thing oddly enough, that shit is fucking good.
Reason why this post is named Crack in the Egg ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSg1HO9PUAs
if you're too lazy to look, it's a GWAR song title.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-15 20:28:14 EDT (#)
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YOU LIED!
This isn't about eggs.
And I was ready to intelligently discuss why I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.
Imagine my disappointment.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-15 19:59:33 EDT (#)
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Because I am old and have no tattoos or piercings, I like going into the Hot Topic stores at the mall just to see the looks I get from the tykes. Sometimes I'll mention to some 13-year-old that Hot Topic is a tradable stock, that their trading symbol is HOTT, and that the juvie I'm speaking to should spend their entire allowance because I have 500 shares that need to rise a bit (NOTE: that's a lie. I own no HOTT stock - that would be really stupid). They hate that. But it beats standing around watching the ice skaters while my wife shops across the way at The Gap.
Yes, I know. GPS. 250 shares.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:57:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:47:55 EDT (#)
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quite frankly, if you are the kind of emofag that wears t-shirts from Hot Topic, I'd say you need an ass-beating, not a debate.
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Well, Sadly, Hot Topic sells a decent band shirt every now and then, and if you didn't check the link the band is Megadeth. And Megadeth isn't emo in the least bit (in before Dave Mustaine was emo over being kicked out of Metallica). Made me even more sad, when I saw a GWAR shirt being sold at Hot Topic, was a sad day indeed.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:47:55 EDT (#)
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quite frankly, if you are the kind of emofag that wears t-shirts from Hot Topic, I'd say you need an ass-beating, not a debate.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-08-15 18:00:32 EDT (#)
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no comment