Drunk post verion.... one million (1385 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-08-16 01:31:24 EDT
You know, I really really dont have much to say.
But, I'm drunk and that's all that really counts.
It's wednesday, I know... but I'm a student, it's okay.
Anyways. This student stuff, has pissed me off. (This is where I start to rant)
I've had enough of this, being super poor, and living in a crap hole, when I can be out there and living the life. Yeah, I have a degree (only as of december) But I have to put up with alot of crap to get it. I went and paid my inscription to school today (For all you american cock suckers, I nly paid 165$ for my semester)
And this is where all hell broke loose.
I was living in residence for a while, and people ended up writing shit all over my walls, one drunk night.
Who got the fine, but me. I had four room-mates, all year, and I was the only one to get a fine.
300$ to be precise.
So went to see the guy, and I pretended to cry in his office, so he was like, ohhhhhhh a pretty girl is crying, I better be nice.
So he waved the fine.
Thankfully, I was allowed back to the school. Till Christmas.
But after this, no more bullshit. I can't be a poor student for much longer. I quit.
Thanks, guys, for listening to my pile of useless crap.
User Reviews
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-09-22 15:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uber actually wants you to pay steak's bet
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2007-09-07 08:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
make the smart move, drop out!
Ok, maybe it isn't that smart. Good luck with the shitfest that is university.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-09-04 16:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Being a student is a bitch.
Submitted by DeMoNiC (user info) at 2007-08-29 02:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You shouldn't be allowed to polute people's minds with this.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goddamn bullshit internet translator!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
S'il y a quelque chose plus mauvais qu'un abruti français, c'est un va te faire foutre canadien français d'abruti, chatte.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-17 06:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-16 20:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 getting plastered during the week - in New Zealand the drinking week starts on wednesday.
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The drinking week started yesterday damnit toe! I don't care if you are a easy going kiwi chick. I don't care what yesterday is just that you're behind and need to pick up the slack! Oh and ignore the jackasses glow worm most are bitter that they didn't spend their youth wasting much of it having way too much fun. We're young and attractive! YAY!
...btw for the record toe is in fact a girl!
... I know! I was shocked too!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-17 03:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just too damn cute to me
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-17 02:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I take it back. I would fuck you with this.
http://www.rne-istinnoe.chat.ru/dick_pig.jpg
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-17 02:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up you ugly cunt. You couldn't rip my testicles out with your toothless mouth no matter how hard you tried.
Anyway I wouldn't allow you're nasty diseased pooty anywhere near me to begin with.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-17 01:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"For all you american cock suckers"
Fall off a cliff, bitch.
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you don't suck cock? :-(
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DEUX MOTS...
JE T'AIME... c'est trois?.. j;men fouts.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-16 23:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"So went to see the guy, and I pretended to cry in his office, so he was like, ohhhhhhh a pretty girl is crying, I better be nice."
Cunt.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-16 21:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I miss living in the dorm. When/where else in life can you count on always having clothes and shoes to borrow, always have someone to go to Walmart with at 3 AM, and live in squalor without being judged? Good times.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-16 20:04:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 getting plastered during the week - in New Zealand the drinking week starts on wednesday.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-16 14:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whore yourself out for extra booze money?
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-16 13:54:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
silly drunk postings = +1!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-08-16 13:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 06:41:35 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He didn't necessarily think you were pretty, it was because you're female and
crying. It's what they do.
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lame female competition.
when an ugly girl cry, it's disgusting.
stop speaking in our name and stop putting down women you are jealous of.
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you should follow your own advice, ALAINÈ...
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you were the only one fined, it sounds like someone told them you were responsible.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:43:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are not pretty. You are kind of gross and I wouldn't fuck you with a pig dick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:06:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
If you're broke: get a fucking job.
If you fuck up: accept the consequences.
If you ever manage to grow up: kill yourself.
But before you do that, suck me off!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off.
If you're broke: get a fucking job.
If you fuck up: accept the consequences.
If you ever manage to grow up: kill yourself.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:46:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah you've got real problems you spoiled fat bitch.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I wish I didn't have to go to work now.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHA Method sent that link the other day. It's glorious.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Christ, Caul. You're really reaching.
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am I?
I thought I could exploit this one.
heh...well then, watch this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can't -2 this as much as I'd like to simply because I too am a student who lives in shoddy housing.
I look forward to working as a real Engineer and getting paid dolla dolla bill y'all once I'm done.
Hang in there. It'll happen.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh Christ, Caul. You're really reaching. You sure do love a bitchfight, even if you have to be the bitch yourself.
LF is right though, you're the prettiest of all.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lishy is very pretty. Just not as pretty as Caul.
Not sure anybody is.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lame female competition.
when an ugly girl cry, it's disgusting.
stop speaking in our name and stop putting down women you are jealous of.
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I'm competing? With..who? I'm jealous? Of a drunk post which basically describes a scenario I just said I also got away with? You might want to go try instigating somewhere where it makes more sense to do so.
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"HE DIDN'T THINK YOU'RE PRETTY! YOU'RE NOT PRETTY! NO, YOU'RE NOT! MEN JUST LIKE GIRLZ WHO CRY! YOU'RE NOT PRETTY!"
reminds me of cookielass.
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck on my healthy member -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
still holding onto that title, i see.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Excelling at nurr.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lame female competition.
when an ugly girl cry, it's disgusting.
stop speaking in our name and stop putting down women you are jealous of.
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I'm competing? With..who? I'm jealous? Of a drunk post which basically describes a scenario I just said I also got away with? You might want to go try instigating somewhere where it makes more sense to do so.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"For all you american cock suckers"
Fall off a cliff, bitch.
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you don't suck cock? :-(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He didn't necessarily think you were pretty, it was because you're female and
crying. It's what they do.
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lame female competition.
when an ugly girl cry, it's disgusting.
stop speaking in our name and stop putting down women you are jealous of.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What do you know, another alcoholic student whining about the trials and tribulations of life.
You'll have to excuse me if I can't find it in me to feel sympathy for a booze addled, self-important, attention whore.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:30:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
He didn't necessarily think you were pretty, it was because you're female and
crying. It's what they do.
Once in college some narc told campus life about some of us being drunk in the dorm (no way!) and I was reported. I'll be honest- I cried. And got out of the discipline/fine, too. But I was genuinely intimidated because I had to complete the summer program and couldn't afford to be sent home.
"When you can be out there living the life?" At the risk of sounding cliche, college is often some of your best years. This IS the life, toots. Can't wait to be forced out of bed at the crack of dawn to have to drive to go sit and actually work somewhere for 8-10 hours a day where you don't have the luxury of rolling out of bed in your pajamas and walking a block to a class you can cut to go get high if you feel like it? Tough life you must have. I know being poor sucks, but be grateful you haven't had to join the rat race yet.
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:18:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I've seen better.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:53:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If it will help, I'll pay you $10 per humjob for the semester.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Apparently, as a student, all you've learned is how to cry your way out of punishment. Not exactly outstanding resume material there.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"For all you american cock suckers"
Fall off a cliff, bitch.
Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-08-16 06:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Being a student is 10 times easier than being in the real world so suck it up love.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-16 06:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Women are such hypocrites
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-16 05:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
all you american cocksuckers? what did we ever do to you?
Being a student is so hard? WAAAAAAAAH
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-16 04:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was under the impression Gnarls was a dude in drag?
Eh either way take Berty's advice, then the next day let the dudes who nutted in you know that you were born a male. It will ruin them for life!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-16 04:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm very dissapointed young lady. You're 21 for crying out loud! You should be taking drugs and listening to anonymous house music, or whatever it is they listen to in Quebec. I demand that you take the pill and then go get penetrated by 3 or more drunken guys at some dudes shitty houseparty. That is what being young is all about.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-16 04:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Be glad you have the opportunity to do this while you are so young. I'm 37 and I'm working a day job and doing a degree in the evenings and running a house etc.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-08-16 03:20:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To forget about school do what I did earlier and take a hit ou of a 4ft. tall bong
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well, from what I hear it only gets worse!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:50:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off, whore
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 02:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pile of crap is right. Did you expect a six-figure CEO job as soon as you get your degree? You have to work hard to get where you want to be, and deal with shitty situation. Just a 0, since I'll be a poor ramen-eating student next year.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-16 01:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-16 01:37:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think somebody wouldn't be living in a shit hole if she wasn't spending her money on alcohol.
Good luck unthawing people from canada's frozen ice pools. Artic rescuer must be a hard job.
(I have not forgotten our bet. Uber said I won. :D )