On Spirituality and the Cosmos (529 hits)
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Submitted by lessthanthree (View user info) at 2007-08-16 07:28:04 EDT
"If you were say to map out the ceiling of stars into 360 sections, count all of the stars in one section, and then multiply by 360 you'd be able to tell how many stars there are."
"Shawn, you're an idiot. What you are failing to realize is that there are millions many stars than what are visible to the eye."
"Eric, do you believe in God?"
"Sometimes, why?"
"Well, do you think he would know how many stars are in the universe?"
"Depending on whose beliefs you subscribe to, yes."
"Let's take the prolific Christians for example."
"Zealots..."
"Well, they believe that--what? Zealots?"
"Sure, Eric, they're beyond fanatical sometimes, thumping Bibles and cramming it down your throat. It's disgusting that they push the shit on you and instead of actually finding God, they paint you a giant road map through imagery."
"I'm not sure what you are getting at."
"Look up at the stars. What do you see?"
"There's the big dipper."
"Yes, and there's Ursa Minor, Ursa Major, see Orion's Belt over there?"
"Yeah, and...?"
"Someone looked up here at the same time years ago, Eric, and said 'hey, that looks like a bear' or 'hey, that looks like dipper' or 'hey, that looks like this that or the other thing."
"Shawn, are you trying to say that it's all a matter of interpretation?"
"No, I'm trying to figure out why I was an altar boy and Father McGelhee fucked me in the ass."
User Reviews
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 04:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because this was obviously inspired by me, http://www.ubersite.com/m/110359
When are you going to do storm things? Actually, keep doing this, it's waaay more entertaining.
I say that with complete sincerity.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-17 01:19:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-08-16 15:21:17 EDT (#)
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On shutting the fuck up.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-16 15:15:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-16 14:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Dr.Octagon (user info) at 2007-08-16 13:00:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-16 12:13:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CarterPFly (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was pissed off at the stupidity of the zelot bit and then the joke was just lost...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:41:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I DID NOT GET THE EPIC LULZ I CAME FOR
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:08:44 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 11:07:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/92867#2500582
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:39:58 EDT (#)
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EPIC FAIL!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-16 10:11:20 EDT (#)
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lessthangood
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-16 09:19:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em.
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haha
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Rectum?
Damn near killed 'em.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city,
keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would
explode! I think it was called `The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Files
Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Father McGelhee fucked you TOO!?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2007-08-16 08:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Was this supposed to be like, a joke or something? Kinda sucked.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hmmm, look at those eyes. He's trying to hypnotize me, but not in the
good Las Vegas way.
-- Homer Simpson
Mountain of Madness
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-08-16 07:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more wit. Perhaps the root can be found in originality eh?
OH OH! Even better!
You should totally go out and actually screw real live hookers, like actual hookers, around the country and do a post about which states (or even counties) had the best ones! I would totally rate that a plus 2!