UBER GO ROUND 2007 - Rules, Matches, and Famous Titties for 500 (2574 hits)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (View user info) at 2007-08-17 09:47:10 EDT
Lettts Get Ready to RruUMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Welcome to Round 1 of Uber-Go-Round (U-G-R)©™. The randomly drawn genre of the round is Action/Adventure, strangely enough that's what last years was too. You will find your assigned titles below. Please be sure to include UGR in the title of your post and link it here to make it easier to locate. Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd. I will "close" "voting" on Monday August 27 and post Round 2 match ups and titties then.
With 31 entrants I have decided to have the odd man out, Fey you were randomly selected for this honor, receive a round one bye. To avoid byes after that I will award one FREE LIFE to the highest rated loser of round 1 to bring them back into the competition after which all subsequent rounds will be one v one write offs. There will be a total of five rounds.
A word on ratings for the comp. First, I am not opposed to competitors rating each other's posts as long as it is done fairly and with good will. If you are going to rate your competition please , especially if you're going negative, take the time to explain your rating or else just wait until the round is over. Second, ratings will stand, if you have someone who hates you and they rate your post with 362 alters, well, that sucks but we're going straight up highest rating wins the round. In the event of tied ratings the post with the highest number of ratings will win. In the event that there should be another tie number of hits will be the tie breaker.
Summary of rules:
1. Create a post in the genre specified (Round one: Action/Adventure) using the title assigned to your match up.
2. Winner will be highest rated poster of each match up. Standard tie breakers apply
3. A Free Life will be awarded to the highest rated loser of round one.
4. All match ups will be randomly paired. I put all of your names in my shorts and drew the pairings from them.
5. All titles will be randomly selected and assigned. Titles too.
6. The "genre" for each round will be randomly selected.
7. all rules are subject to change but rarely do, having done this a few times now it seems as though things usually work pretty smoothly this way. If something is unclear please let me know.
8. forfeits suck. Please try not to do it.
Good luck and good writing.
Match Ups and Tittie assignments:
Susie_Derkins vs Occams_Razor
Little Plastic Army Men
Kre8rix vs ilikesteak
Photographic Life
AsshOly Vs Jeanneee
6 Toes To Paradise
Brdn_Nkd vs phuzzygish
A Perfect Exit Ruined
apollo88 vs EmissionImpossible
The Cardboard Time Machine
Scourge Vs shlongy
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
kaos-king vs Axolotl
Freckles That Kill
beer-turtle vs azurefroz
Bleached White
DeadToast vs Sphagnum
Rob the Peeping Tom
Merlina vs Ballare
Nose Garden
DrogoRoch vs Ghola
I Need a Wrench
inion_de_trua vs haikumikoo
This New Moon Shines
polyamorousaj vs CaptainThorns
Total Dissatisfaction
Sacrilicious Vs Orgasmatron
Building A Better Mother
PhillipTheGreat Vs DudeThatsBosh
Gather Up My Guns
ROUND ONE BYE
Fey
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-28 13:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROUND 2 HUB
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111290
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:28:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
3 reviews down, thorns. Today sometime.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-28 10:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So when are the round two assignments going up?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-27 17:56:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I think I'm still wearing your littles, Lishy.
Remind me not to let you decide what we're doing the next time there's a 'Kink Night' in Honalee.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-27 17:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've e-mailed you, Brdn. If I don't hear back, I'll post tomorrow. If I DO hear back, I'll post tomorrow. Or maybe tonight.
Either way, I need to find some underwear so I can draw pairs and tittles. I know there are some around here somewhere..
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope everything's OK.
I'll do it if you e-mail me the details.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-27 15:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
life is taking a big giant shit on me. if someone else would like to take this over to continue it that'd be fantastic. sorry yo, it happens
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-27 14:50:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ew, brdn hasn't even stopped by his own post to give an update today.
What a slacker.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh and just to clarify when i say 2 parts white liquors I mean 2 parts of all, so actually 8. I'm starting to get thirsty.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the way i make them is 2 parts white liquors to 1 part sec, 2 parts sour, and a splash of coke. When it actually looks like an iced tea is when you've added enough coke. they taste great to me, but then I'm a raging alcoholic... i'd say experiment with just one drink until you've gotten what you like.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-27 10:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 09:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
onh the post? didn't read it. The contest? didn't play. I'm just here to tell Kaos-King that his recipe calls for waaaaaaaaay too much coke. LI teas are made with only a splash for color . Cut that 2 liters down to like; .75 liters and you're in business.
that is all.
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You know, every recipe that I've looked up online totally agrees with you.
The thing is, I order a shit-load of LIIT's at the local bar, and I swear they put more than just a "splash" of coke in them - and they're fuckin' the best I've ever had! I dunno... would you say add MORE sours to it then? I want the everyone ELSE to be able to stomach the drink besides me...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-27 09:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
voting's closed tonight right?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-27 09:02:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
onh the post? didn't read it. The contest? didn't play. I'm just here to tell Kaos-King that his recipe calls for waaaaaaaaay too much coke. LI teas are made with only a splash for color . Cut that 2 liters down to like; .75 liters and you're in business.
that is all.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-27 08:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-25 09:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We mixed up 2 gallons of SexOnTheBeach last night.
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I can honestly say I never predicted I'd hear a badass like you saying that sentence, B.
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It was kind of a test run.
We wanted to see how well the stuff would stay mixed in the cooler. It was one of those Gatorade coolers with a spout dispenser at the bottom. Mid-grade Vodka & Peach Schapps mixed with Cranberry juice, Orange juice, and Ginger Ale - it was still $30 worth of liquids 'cause it was a lil' over 2 gallons. We simply shook the cooler ever 1/2 hour to keep it mixed. Like I said - A test run...
'Cause we wanna have a TEA PARTY!
A Long Island Iced Tea Party.
Here's the current run down - - -
1 liter of 40p cheap Gin (cause it all taste like pine needles)
1 liter of 70p cranberry Burnette's cranberry Vodka (only $8 around here)
1 liter of 80p Bacardi white Rum (although we may go stronger)
1 liter of 80p Jose Cuervo Tequila (because it's smooth)
1 liter of 30p Dekruper's Triper Sec (to add flavour)
1.9 liter of Daily's Sour Mix (the only sours worth mentioning)
2 liter of Coca-Cola (nothing else would tatste right here)
Altogether, at the liter = gallon ratio, that's about 3 gallons of liquid. And since it will far more potent, we'll be serving it in far smaller plastic cups with a cooler full of ice beside. The SexOnTheBeach worked out well enough, but we killed 2 gallons pretty quick between the 5 of us. Only one of the girls were really hammered. The 3 os us guys and The Girl had to switch out to cheap beer to finish our treatment...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-25 19:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-25 09:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We mixed up 2 gallons of SexOnTheBeach last night.
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I can honestly say I never predicted I'd hear a badass like you saying that sentence, B.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-25 11:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm dropping out of the contest because I'm leaving for a week - I'll have no internet access and I don't think it's fair to ask to let me back in after I come back. Sorry :(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-25 09:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
We mixed up 2 gallons of SexOnTheBeach last night.
It was gone in 3 hours between 5 people.
Then we busted into the cheap beer. We had a 30 pack.
I'm very, very, very hungover right now...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-24 20:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Little Plastic Army Men
Susie_Derkins http://www.ubersite.com/m/111169
vs
Occams_Razor http://www.ubersite.com/m/111152
Photographic Life
Kre8rix http://www.ubersite.com/m/111147
vs
ilikesteak: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
6 Toes To Paradise
AsshOly - FORFEIT
Vs
Jeanneee http://www.ubersite.com/m/111151
A Perfect Exit Ruined
Brdn_Nkd: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
vs
phuzzygish http://www.ubersite.com/m/111163
The Cardboard Time Machine
apollo88
vs
EmissionImpossible DOUBLE FORFEIT ACTION
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
Scourge DIRTY FORFEITER
Vs
shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111149
Freckles That Kill
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
vs
Axolotl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Bleached White
beer-turtle http://www.ubersite.com/m/111176
vs azurefroz http://www.ubersite.com/m/111165
Rob the Peeping Tom
DeadToast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
vs
Sphagnum FORFEIT
Nose Garden
Merlina FORFEIT
vs
Ballare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111145
I Need a Wrench
DrogoRoch http://www.ubersite.com/m/111162
vs
Ghola NINJA FORFEIT
This New Moon Shines
inion_de_trua http://www.ubersite.com/m/111181
vs haikumikoo http://www.ubersite.com/m/111153
Total Dissatisfaction
polyamorousaj FORFEIT
vs
CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111146
Building A Better Mother
Sacrilicious http://www.ubersite.com/m/111177
Vs Orgasmatron http://www.ubersite.com/m/111171
Gather Up My Guns
PhillipTheGreat FORFEIT
Vs
DudeThatsBosh http://www.ubersite.com/m/111150
ROUND ONE BYE
Fey
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-24 11:06:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Truth below.
I can't BELIEVE my opponent forfeited. Son of a bitch. Now I have to actually WORK my ass off in round 2.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-24 09:40:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Some damn fine work being posted from this...
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-23 23:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My second entry.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111184
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-23 22:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111181
i just wrote that. it's really realyl long. and i'm really really tired now and i don't give a flyign fuck if there's typos in it. you can suck a long purple vibrating cock fi you're going to be picky.
<3
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-23 20:52:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here you go, sugarbritches.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111177
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-23 17:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Building a Better Mother
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111171
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-23 16:47:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111169 Bout freakin time, eh?
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Neverfuckingmind. I just realized that the deadline isn't until tonight, but I thought it was last night because it says 12:01 A.M. on 8/23. So my opponent didn't forfeit. I just rushed to get it in under a deadline that didn't exist until tonight.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-23 15:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmm...I wonder if my formidable opponent will be forfeiting or not? He's been awfully quiet.
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
And my competition forfeit...glorious.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-23 13:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 06:14:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does that mean you forfiet too or feel you should get the bye into round two? I don't really care either way I spose.
i'm kinda thinking about ditching the whole genre thing. i mean it was hardly followed and leaving it out will allow y'all to run with whatever creative inclination you have, which you did anyway. so yeah.
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That would make writing these more enjoyable
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:31:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I have to have SOMETHING to do Round One;
Little Plastic Army Men
Susie_Derkins
vs
Occams_Razor http://www.ubersite.com/m/111152
Photographic Life
Kre8rix http://www.ubersite.com/m/111147
vs
ilikesteak: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
6 Toes To Paradise
AsshOly
Vs
Jeanneee http://www.ubersite.com/m/111151
A Perfect Exit Ruined
Brdn_Nkd: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
vs
phuzzygish http://www.ubersite.com/m/111163
The Cardboard Time Machine
apollo88
vs
EmissionImpossible
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
Scourge
Vs
shlongy http://www.ubersite.com/m/111149
Freckles That Kill
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
vs
Axolotl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Bleached White
beer-turtle
vs azurefroz http://www.ubersite.com/m/111165
Rob the Peeping Tom
DeadToast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
vs
Sphagnum
Nose Garden
Merlina FORFEIT
vs
Ballare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111145
I Need a Wrench
DrogoRoch http://www.ubersite.com/m/111162
vs
Ghola
This New Moon Shines
inion_de_trua
vs haikumikoo http://www.ubersite.com/m/111153
Total Dissatisfaction
polyamorousaj
vs
CaptainThorns http://www.ubersite.com/m/111146
Building A Better Mother
Sacrilicious
Vs Orgasmatron
Gather Up My Guns
PhillipTheGreat FORFEIT
Vs
DudeThatsBosh http://www.ubersite.com/m/111150
ROUND ONE BYE
Fey
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 11:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
not many of the entries really seem to fit the genre so do as you see fit. i don't really care, this has spawned some entertainin stuff so.... mission accomplished.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-23 10:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All I could come up with from the title other than some tale about a mechanic and I suck at that.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111162
Let the beastiality begin
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-23 10:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
don't worry, my entry had enough action/adventure for the entire round.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:57:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm kinda thinking about ditching the whole genre thing. i mean it was hardly followed and leaving it out will allow y'all to run with whatever creative inclination you have, which you did anyway. so yeah.
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So for, um, those of us who may have not written their posts yet - is the genre thing being ditched or are we supposed to man up and actually make an effort to write within the confines of a particular style and maybe have some fun with it?
I need to know because it'll dictate whether or not I phone in a post or try to tailor something (undoubtedly lame) to meet the needs of the assignment.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here we go -
A Perfect Exit Ruined http://www.ubersite.com/m/111163
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 14:14:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
does that mean you forfiet too or feel you should get the bye into round two? I don't really care either way I spose.
i'm kinda thinking about ditching the whole genre thing. i mean it was hardly followed and leaving it out will allow y'all to run with whatever creative inclination you have, which you did anyway. so yeah.
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Just forget about Apollo Versus myself as a fixture, I dont expect a bye, highest placed loser should get a place or whatever you believe.Sorry.
Ditching the genre thing is a good idea, allows for slightly more imaginative and less predictable stories.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-23 09:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does that mean you forfiet too or feel you should get the bye into round two? I don't really care either way I spose.
i'm kinda thinking about ditching the whole genre thing. i mean it was hardly followed and leaving it out will allow y'all to run with whatever creative inclination you have, which you did anyway. so yeah.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-23 08:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well my opponenets forfeited so im not going to post anything just for the sake of it, added to that..it would be rushed, being back at work isn't quite as easy as I remember.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-23 08:37:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOSH
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111150
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-23 02:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My utter apologies at having to forfiet. I had some ideas and wrote some stuff but it was utter rubbish.
Apologies to Ballare - but theirs is fecking awesome anyway, so deserves to go into the next round.
Sorry again - I know its annoying when people forfeit. I guess I was being optimistic - am working on a 1500 word piece about fecking rocks.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-23 00:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This New Moon Shines http://www.ubersite.com/m/111153
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My entry: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111151
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-22 22:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My title is complete pants. But you'll have your entry, bad or not.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-22 21:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I get an extension? I've been too busy to do anything but I have a few ideas floating around in my head and need more time to get them on paper?
It shouldn't make any difference because my opponent will end up with a higher overall rating then me anyway due to the nature of the scoring.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 20:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I see that my competition has posted this piece of shit- http://www.ubersite.com/m/111149
Mine will be posted by tomorrow.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-08-22 18:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111147
god damn shit stupid fuck crap etc
I need to start paying attention...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Total Dissatisfaction: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111146
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 17:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Besides, Lishy, it's better to start from toe to head that way you don't waste any or run dry when covering the fe....
Wait. Nevermind.
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Wait...does Lishy have a foot fetish? A spunky toes kind of thing?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen a little action and almost no adventure in what's been posted so far.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:38:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little Plastic Army Men
Susie_Derkins
vs
Occams_Razor
Photographic Life
Kre8rix
vs
ilikesteak: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
6 Toes To Paradise
AsshOly
Vs
Jeanneee
A Perfect Exit Ruined
Brdn_Nkd: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
vs
phuzzygish
The Cardboard Time Machine
apollo88
vs
EmissionImpossible
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
Scourge
Vs
shlongy
Freckles That Kill
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
vs
Axolotl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Bleached White
beer-turtle
vs azurefroz
Rob the Peeping Tom
DeadToast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
vs
Sphagnum
Nose Garden
Merlina
vs
Ballare: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111145
I Need a Wrench
DrogoRoch
vs
Ghola
This New Moon Shines
inion_de_trua
vs haikumikoo
Total Dissatisfaction
polyamorousaj
vs
CaptainThorns
Building A Better Mother
Sacrilicious
Vs Orgasmatron
Gather Up My Guns
PhillipTheGreat
Vs
DudeThatsBosh
ROUND ONE BYE
Fey
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 16:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it does actually say thurs 12:01 A.M. but I meant for it to be due by that time friday.
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PHEW.
Thank you for clarifying.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:36:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
to further clarify, the virgins must be attractive young females, the goat should be brown with white stripes not white with brown stripes and must also be a virgin. the vaseline should be fresh.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will in exchange for 3 18 year old virgins, an un-molested goat and an econo sized 5 gallon jug of vaseline.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, Shlongy wants men to apply within (him).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:17:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO'S WRITING SHLONGY'S SUBMISSION FOR ME?
Must be a winner. Apply within. EOE.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Besides, Lishy, it's better to start from toe to head that way you don't waste any or run dry when covering the fe....
Wait. Nevermind.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, if by "from head to toe" you mean "from head to waist to bush and then my, oh my, how the haybale of hair contained there did collect and entrap the Almost Babies™ until the basketball team was so discourgaged and troubled that they ran for their lives. One returned later, with a lawnmower, but it did him no good."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And by "write" you mean "janx," and by "wrist" you mean "from head to toe if last weekend was any indication."
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 14:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
are they ever really done with her? More importantly, perhaps, is SHE ever done with them?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:40:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, what I really meant was have the basketball team write it on your wrist once they're done with you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 13:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fer chrissakes, Noonie, write the date down on your wrist in pen.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:58:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are we dying and crying? have I fucked it up yet again? today is wenesday isn't it? thursday 11:59 P.M. is tomorrow night is it not?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:48:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*hangs head in shame*
:'(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait
what
now i'm confused
so is it tomorrow night or tonight?
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
that would be tomorrow night.
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**dies**
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, okay...
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
that would be tomorrow night.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wait
what
now i'm confused
so is it tomorrow night or tonight?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
crap i thought this was due by the end of tomorrow.
shit...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:10:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh, okay...
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
11:59PM CST MEANS 1AM FRI FOR THE EAST COAST RIGHT?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck? The deadline was Friday.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
damn, i knew that looked wrong when I entered it. please..... AGAIN: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it does actually say thurs 12:01 A.M. but I meant for it to be due by that time friday. wasn't thinking right. the way I've done the deadline in the past is how this will go. SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION!!!
DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS: Thursday 11:59 P.M.
this allows a friday for voting and over the weekend.
Damn Kaos beat me to clarifying this.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-22 12:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
- - This means ONE minute after midnight tonight, today being Wednesday the 22nd - -
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Round one entry DEADLINE is 12:01 A.M. CST Thursday August 23rd.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-oh...this is due by high midnight TONIGHT?!?!?
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I thought it was due Friday night.
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I thought it was tomorrow? Unless I am living a strange dream of it being Wednesday today. I could have sworn it was wednesday.
Yep I checked it's definately wednesday today, phew.
Ummm
Okay I will go now.
Bye
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, scourge doesn't do 'action/adventure' either.
what was my title again?
Fags, Carpets, and He-Stains?
That was it, right?
I can definitely work something about shlongy into that title. He's well acquainted with he-stains.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-oh...this is due by high midnight TONIGHT?!?!?
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I thought it was due Friday night.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy doesn't "do" action-adventure.
Mine is going to be a comedic tale, based in a small cafe in downtown Douchenbourg, around the turn of the century.
It will be a tale of lost love, lost hope, a lost mind and a lost Visa Card.
Checking in at just under a paragraph and a half, I'm sure my entry will be the most interesting of all of the submissions, especially when I attach a goatse picture of scourge to my entry as a "mood setter".
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-22 11:16:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
People ARE recalling that it's 'action/adventure' right?
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:31:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Little Plastic Army Men
Susie_Derkins
vs
Occams_Razor
Photographic Life
Kre8rix
vs
ilikesteak: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
6 Toes To Paradise
AsshOly
Vs
Jeanneee
A Perfect Exit Ruined
Brdn_Nkd: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
vs
phuzzygish
The Cardboard Time Machine
apollo88
vs
EmissionImpossible
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
Scourge
Vs
shlongy
Freckles That Kill
kaos-king: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
vs
Axolotl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Bleached White
beer-turtle
vs azurefroz
Rob the Peeping Tom
DeadToast: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
vs
Sphagnum
Nose Garden
Merlina
vs
Ballare
I Need a Wrench
DrogoRoch
vs
Ghola
This New Moon Shines
inion_de_trua
vs haikumikoo
Total Dissatisfaction
polyamorousaj
vs
CaptainThorns
Building A Better Mother
Sacrilicious
Vs Orgasmatron
Gather Up My Guns
PhillipTheGreat
Vs
DudeThatsBosh
ROUND ONE BYE
Fey
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-22 08:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Uh-oh...this is due by high midnight TONIGHT?!?!?
FUCK ME RUNNING
I mean, it's all done...in my head...hoo boy....*mutters*....better get my ass in gear...
*scrambles to get eight hours of work done in twenty minutes*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-22 04:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo will probably forfeit
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..as may Merlina
I have a TMA (assignment) due in Friday and am pretty busy.
I had a go at writing a couple of things for 'Nose Garden' but they're utter crap and I'd rather not bother unless it was going to be at the very least worth reading... guess my mind is in the wrong place..
I'll see - still a couple of days..
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-22 03:15:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111126
I may do this again. Just keep the same title and make a new post, then average the score.
Submitted by DeadToast (user info) at 2007-08-21 21:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111123
Rob the Peeping Tom
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-21 18:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111119
Freckles can Kill
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 13:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos-King
Freckles that kill: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111113
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A Perfect Exit Ruined: http://www.ubersite.com/m/111110
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-21 10:26:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sad
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-08-21 09:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo will probably forfeit
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-21 05:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-21 03:58:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, I have a slight concern.
My tale is currently at 10 pages and I think it's only about half done...
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Well my tale is no pages long and I have forgotten my title.
I will look at some point, im counting on apollo forfeiting.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-21 05:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-18 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha nose garden outline. i like it.
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You know what's sad? It's actually better than the outline I made for my contest story.
At first, I thought I had a great idea, but then I realized it's incredibly flawed.
But, I'm going to write it anyway, because I already agreed to do this crap, and I don't feel like coming up with a better idea.
I was going to do some research so my story made sense, but...fuck that
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:58:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Um, I have a slight concern.
My tale is currently at 10 pages and I think it's only about half done...
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that would have been a good idea uniter. oh, well maybe next time, if there is one.
In the past I've been more uptight about running one of these discarding titles I didn't think were good, worrying about the bs uber drive by ratings etc. this time I'm just letting it go to run wild so yeah, some of the titles suck and I'm sure there will be some tomfoolery but whatever. I wouldd aslo say though that some of the nastiest looking titles have spawned some good shit in past comps so whatever.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-20 08:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-18 13:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Action/Adventure?
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Yeah, no kidding...not my strong suit, either. Guess that means we're evenly matched?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 21:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Some of your titles are piss poor.
Why go to the trouble of a contest and not give a little more thought to good titles?
A better way to go would be to provide a genre and a subject, and let the entrants choose their title.
Uber contests seem to have a lot of shit titles, from what I've observed.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-08-19 20:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck is deadtoast?
I've never heard of him/her/it
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-18 13:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Action/Adventure?
=(
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-18 12:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king you betta be bringin yo A-game, g, cause ima hit you wit some crazy motherfuckin fiction like none of y'all know. Sheeit homes, y'all betta step up wit some skill, before i make you run home to yo mamma. My short-story fiction piece entitled "Freckles that Kill" is a mad fuckin ill rendition of this shorty who has some adventures, in which her cellular device plays a large role. don't try to get all facetious on me here nigga im bout to post some killa material that'll knock you back on yo ass like it ain't no thang
I'm allowed to talk like this due to my straight-up balla status. No seriously I have some black friends. *takes a sip of Hennessey, spills some on the carpet* One for me, one for the fallen brothas. *tongue-clicking noise*
Congratulations on the book as well!
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Uh, okay...
Thanks???
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-18 12:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha nose garden outline. i like it.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-18 01:05:14 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nose Garden? Nose fucking Garden?
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Nose Garden?
oh good grief...
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It's a Silverstein poem, also, I could write a crazy adventure story about a nose garden.
Like, ok, there's this germ right, and he's been living in the back of this guy's throat his whole life fighting all kinds of crazy germ battles. Then, the guy laughs some kind of liquid out of his nose, and the germ discovers...NOSE GARDEN.
Also, he discovers a way to travel to the nose garden, and he loves it there, but one day bacteria from the land of ______ comes to the nose garden to mine the mucusy goodness, and there is a tragic ending where he stands up for the rights of the nose garden, but dies in a crazy battle or (for you hippies that want a slightly happier ending) gets sneezed onto a sandwich.
Then, the guy eats the sandwich, and our germ protagonist goes to the rectum, sees how bad the inhabitants have it there, and decides to spread the good word of nose garden. See, slightly happier.
Ok, ok...that's a horrible idea.
Sucks for you!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nose Garden? Nose fucking Garden?
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Nose Garden?
oh good grief...
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king you betta be bringin yo A-game, g, cause ima hit you wit some crazy motherfuckin fiction like none of y'all know. Sheeit homes, y'all betta step up wit some skill, before i make you run home to yo mamma. My short-story fiction piece entitled "Freckles that Kill" is a mad fuckin ill rendition of this shorty who has some adventures, in which her cellular device plays a large role. don't try to get all facetious on me here nigga im bout to post some killa material that'll knock you back on yo ass like it ain't no thang
I'm allowed to talk like this due to my straight-up balla status. No seriously I have some black friends. *takes a sip of Hennessey, spills some on the carpet* One for me, one for the fallen brothas. *tongue-clicking noise*
Congratulations on the book as well!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ANAL BUM COVER
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck..now I have to write...
I mean WOO! now I get to write!!!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder if anyone would notice if I ripped this post off word for word and posted it as my UGR entry.
I would. but do whatever makes you happy, whatever floats your boat, whatever rubs your nub, whatever tweaks your nipples, whatever fills your hole, whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always have a bottle of Oban on hand in my "Six Classic Malts" display case, but the Laphroigs have avoided my shopping cart thus far in my scotch swilling career.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That looks like some nice scotch. I've got 3 bottles of Laphroaig and a bottle of Oban in my room right now, still in the paper tube thingies, just gathering dust. They add to the general old-south seediness of the decor.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:19:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't refer my "root"; my "bird"; my "joint"; my "sac" or "intergallatic missile of love" as my 'staff", you fuckwits.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My staff bought me a bottle of 1991 casked "The Glenrothes". It's on my desk staring at me.
http://www.glenrotheswhisky.com/
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Your DICK bought you a bottle of whiskey?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We don't call it "cheating".
We refer to this tactic as "taking editorial liberties with the morons of Uber for laughs".
Cheating sounds so dirty.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:58:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shloongy, I am shocked by your suggestion. Who could believe that a man of your moral caliber would even consider doing something so underhanded as cheating at an internet contest?
Seriously, my foundation is shaken by this. Someone get me a drink to weep into.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh crap now I have to write something. God damn me for entering this ratfuck.
No you don't.
You can have someone ELSE write it for you...like Shlongy does in EVERY contest he enters!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
according to microsoft word titties is not a word.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh crap now I have to write something. God damn me for entering this ratfuck.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-17 06:58:02 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i got a decent title. werewolves anyone?
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I refuse to reveal my idea, which is totally awesome and fuckin' packed with ACTI@N!!1! and just loaded with ADV3NTÜR3!!1!!!, but here's a hint:
If my story was written as a novel during the Cold War, it would easily be a #1 best seller.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge Vs shlongy
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
I almost fucking pissed myself.
I can honestly say that everyone involved is going to regret this pairing.
I know that I am.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:26:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apollo88 vs EmissionImpossible
The Cardboard Time Machine
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king vs Axolotl
Freckles That Kill
fer chrissake
where to go with this one?
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:24:03 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nose Garden? Nose fucking Garden?
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Wow, three of my five or so suggested titles managed to stick to your balls.
Feel free to blame me when your stories suck...sorry
Too bad the GI Jane-ish Western didn't get picked, that would have been ridiculous.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge Vs shlongy
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
I almost fucking pissed myself.
I can honestly say that everyone involved is going to regret this pairing.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My staff bought me a bottle of 1991 casked "The Glenrothes". It's on my desk staring at me.
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Your penis has its own checking account???
That would certainly explain the number of "withdrawals" under your name.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA You know it wouldn't be an ubercomp unless within hours of posting you wondered if hosting it would end up being an thankless venture altogether.
Brdn explained- he put the names of his 2 favorite uberers in his shorts, so inevitably I was matched with O. Or at least that's how I read it.
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I know. I just like to give him grief, because he's such a corrigible chap. :)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for sharin sharon. 10k reviews..... i have a ways to go yet.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy I think you tried that with the last one remember?
"Practice makes perfect". WRITE THAT ONE DOWN, KIDS.
And, STAY IN SCHOOL!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and why not...axolotl review 10,000, delivered professionally to Brd_Nkd
You kill em we grill em
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9999th review
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shlongy I think you tried that with the last one remember? I think it was UGR 2006 actually. Sometimes you ammuse me and sometimes you come accross as a petty little man. not trying to start a revolution or nothing I just want some new stories to read.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/u/rorrim/l/watching
Come on! Start posting your mindboggling creations!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hell, people!
That's some serious names and combo's there.
Can't wait for the first postings!
And shlongy : Isn't it time to retire, like every decent Uberer does? Sucker!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:49:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lord knows I'm already formulating my plan to make the host of this contest wish he NEVER did this...again.
PS. Tomorrow's Shlongy's birthday.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:48:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 b/c I just heard one of my favorite songs I haven't heard in a while.
The Seeker by The Who
"They call me The Seeker. I've been searching low and high."
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite the little contest you got yourselves going here.
The "random" pairings have made for an interesting Round 1. Titties too.
Oh, and Good Luck keeping this from imploding Brd_Nkd. ANTICIPATE THE ALTER DRAMA !
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I had gotten "Rob the Peeping Tom."
That's a wonderful title.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My staff bought me a bottle of 1991 casked "The Glenrothes". It's on my desk staring at me.
http://www.glenrotheswhisky.com/
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:27:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so far.... i've been pretty happy with the oucome of the contests i've hosted. i knew before i started it there'd be whining, tis the nature of the thing. I'm looking forward to new stuff for me to read and poop on.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ax, obviously freckles that kill are found on an extremely gorgeous and sexual ginger. milky white skin that looks as though it's been splatter all over with cow shit topped with fiery red hair, do the curtains match the carpet? is there carpet? mmmm hardwood floors......
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nose Garden? Nose fucking Garden?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA You know it wouldn't be an ubercomp unless within hours of posting you wondered if hosting it would end up being an thankless venture altogether.
Brdn explained- he put the names of his 2 favorite uberers in his shorts, so inevitably I was matched with O. Or at least that's how I read it.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
happy b-day shlong. It's my girlfriends b-day too so while we're out I'll have a scotch in your honor. mmmmm skotch.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:23:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king vs Axolotl
Freckles That Kill
fer chrissake
where to go with this one?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:22:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tomorrow's Shlongy's birthday.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alos, if you look at the field of players here i would say half or more are somewhat seasoned users. i mean, I'm too lazy to look but i see some old school talent here.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BECAUSE THAT IS THE NATURE OF RANDOM GODDAMNIT!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And NO FUCKING WAY were these random, you goddamned liar.
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Have to agree with Tammy Wylicious on this. Some of these matchups are too frickin' coincidental...
And WTF is this shitfuck of a title I have?
And why in the bloody hell do I always wind up against AJ or some other old school user?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YAY for not being a pussy and adjusting ratings
also, you are a cow lover.
all of you.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TheUniter against me hey, ummm I mean apollo hehe
Well I will dredge up some drivvel.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they were all thrown into my shorts... don't be sad that just means that your title suggestion ended up being used in other interesting ways.
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Did it feel good against your skin? I always fear paper cuts when putting paper in my shorts and we all know how painful paper cuts are. owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
they were all thrown into my shorts... don't be sad that just means that your title suggestion ended up being used in other interesting ways.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:19:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I also notice that my Title suggestion of "She was breathing when I started" wasn't used.
*Kicks ground in childish sulk and walks off with shoulders slumped mumbling about bunnys being murdered*
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:16:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm against Ghola?????????????
Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK
or for the Children and easily offended amongst us:
F*****y f**k f**k F**K
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Suck it Trebek.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:13:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kaos-king vs Axolotl
Freckles That Kill
Oh fuck...
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I automatically win: I'd plug her for no reason but to be ashamed next to the hundreds of cocks she's viewed at her job.
I just ctrl+v'd the latest thing on my clipboard
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i really liked that one shlong i can see that having a lot of potential.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:33:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DEMAND THAT THE TITLE FOR MY ROUND ONE VICTORY BE CHANGED TO "THE MARBLE FAUN".
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should be amusing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I DO know that they're going to have their hands full with "Six Toes To Paradise".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, at least we're using one of my titles.
BUT THAT WASN'T MY BEST ONE.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROUNDONEBYE, KTHNXBYE.
(Just to be clear, I advance without having to actually write anything, hm? Ok, so that kind of raises the pressure when I do have to write something, because the chaff has already been weaned. Excuse me, wha-... complaining? No! Never!)
And;
Scourge Vs shlongy
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
is priceless.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i think it's kind of funny that none of shlongy's "dirty" titles ended up drawn. i think four or five of the titles were his though I don't remember for sure and i'm too lazy to look.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge Vs shlongy
Shag Carpet and Pee Stains
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I just find it rich that Shlongy winds up getting one of the only partially lewd titles instead of getting stuck with something like "The Marble Faun," or "The Bell Jar."
He's defintely been eating his Lucky Charms, it seems.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What's my name? I said, what's my motherfucking name!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
could be a picture of a prolapsed anus too.
Submitted by Occams_Razor (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:05:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw fuck...I really wanted the one about the pee stains.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
never even crossed my mind bob.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If I were in this, and got the title "A Perfect Exit Ruined," you know that there would be a goatse in your future.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:58:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hey i got a decent title. werewolves anyone?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it IS us :)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Sac, these were totally random I assure you. some of my favorite internet peoples names did go in my shorts first and having just finished writing I was a little sweaty so the names may have stuck to my junk a little bit you know? Random Random Random. I knew there would be complaints though.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:55:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOO!
Clearly going to the next round. I already knows mah post, and it's only been five seconds. Imo win it.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU WISH BELOW
And NO FUCKING WAY were these random, you goddamned liar.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-08-17 09:52:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh so I AM getting my round 1 bye after all.
Thanks!