GPF- There will be at least 10 of these guys at the bar tonight... (1049 hits)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (View user info) at 2007-08-17 11:49:25 EDT
I hate them.
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-08-20 12:46:17 EDT (#)
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I spent the weekend in Montreal at the clubs. This post couldn't have come at a more appropriate time.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 20:10:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 20:09:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:29:44 EDT (#)
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douchebag is all in the face.
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Should explain it all.
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The fact of the matter is these guys win, the regular normal guys don't bother going out/making themselves available because they get ganged up on by the derelict's who do this shit.
You won't find a decent partner in a nightclub. I mean a partner, not a fuck.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-08-17 23:13:20 EDT (#)
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Money may be enough of an aphrodisiac for some women, but the thought of that kid doing that dance horizontally and naked is enough to make me puke.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:28:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:47:05 EDT (#)
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I don't get the amount of hatred toward these kinds of guys. Every single guy my age I know looks like this. Is it because they're rich?
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Not at all, it's because they are douchebags.
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This stereotype is new to me. What makes the douchebag, the hair, the pants, or something else?
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It's probably the way they act, i'm sure out of every guy that looks at acts that way there's that one guy who if you look hard enough he's not a complete tool. But if you're the kind of guy who dresses like that and has the mentality "Women will sleep with me cause my parents have money" Then yes by default you're probably a douchebag because time and time again that sort of douchebaggery mentality spreads to other aspects of their personality and infects their lackeys. Soon they go up to women and say "My place or yours?" without even the offer to buy her a drink and win her over with some witty anecdote, or telling a tale of how you backpacked across europe. THERE IS FUCKING PROTOCOL! Sadly, for some women, Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:37:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:28:30 EDT (#)
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that guy's doing that Shlongy dance
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:25:19 EDT (#)
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what bar are you going to, I can make it at least 11.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:13:32 EDT (#)
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Holy. Crap. This looks EXACTLY like my younger brother. He even makes this same face when he does the Beavis & Butthead dance.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:11:58 EDT (#)
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Ax-
It's the frosted hair, the stupid sayings on thier shirts, the abercrombie shorts, the rapist wit, and the general grabass mentality when they are in groups.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:03:45 EDT (#)
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In some cases, it's the post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:57:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:47:05 EDT (#)
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I don't get the amount of hatred toward these kinds of guys. Every single guy my age I know looks like this. Is it because they're rich?
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Not at all, it's because they are douchebags.
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????
This stereotype is new to me. What makes the douchebag, the hair, the pants, or something else?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:52:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:05:43 EDT (#)
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He needs a ballcap freyed around the bill in that just so way.
something looks wrong with the word "freyed" but I'm hitting rank anyway
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It's "frayed", but the hat in question is being worn by that guy while talking to an actual woman, it's probably more apropos to say "'fraid", as in short for "afraid" and rhyming with "he's not getting laid unless she gets paid".
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:49:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:47:05 EDT (#)
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I don't get the amount of hatred toward these kinds of guys. Every single guy my age I know looks like this. Is it because they're rich?
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Not at all, it's because they are douchebags.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't get the amount of hatred toward these kinds of guys. Every single guy my age I know looks like this. Is it because they're rich?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:25:51 EDT (#)
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Hey! Where's his Abercrombie & Fitch gear?!
Poseur!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:05:43 EDT (#)
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He needs a ballcap freyed around the bill in that just so way.
something looks wrong with the word "freyed" but I'm hitting rank anyway
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:55:04 EDT (#)
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hey I'm wearing those shorts.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:48:21 EDT (#)
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+2 b/c I just heard one of my favorite songs I haven't heard in a while.
The Seeker by The Who
"They call me The Seeker. I've been searching low and high."
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:32:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:18:47 EDT (#)
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A statement made to solicit an amused response.
you failed.
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:15:30 EDT (#)
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Do you know what a joke is, Jezzebelle?
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:07:44 EDT (#)
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Pretend that you don't like when a man rubs his snake on your placenta.
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do you know what placenta means?
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pwnt
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:24:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:22:11 EDT (#)
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Tomorrow's Shlongy's birthday.
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Happy Birthday.
I will drink one of the many I will consume this weekend in your honor.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:24:09 EDT (#)
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16-year-olds?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:22:11 EDT (#)
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Tomorrow's Shlongy's birthday.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:18:47 EDT (#)
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A statement made to solicit an amused response.
you failed.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:15:30 EDT (#)
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Do you know what a joke is, Jezzebelle?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:07:44 EDT (#)
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Pretend that you don't like when a man rubs his snake on your placenta.
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do you know what placenta means?
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:07:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:06:36 EDT (#)
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The best is when one sneaks up behind you when you are dancing with friends and all of a sudden you are in a grappling match you get away from him and attach him to whatever woman you can throw in his path. I've lost many a good friend that way but what can I say survival of the fittest.
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Juls, have we met at a post game drink-up? I try and do that at least once every time I go out; female companion or not.
I'm the pretty boy winger who is allowed to do so.
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:07:44 EDT (#)
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Pretend that you don't like when a man rubs his snake on your placenta.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:06:36 EDT (#)
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The best is when one sneaks up behind you when you are dancing with friends and all of a sudden you are in a grappling match you get away from him and attach him to whatever woman you can throw in his path. I've lost many a good friend that way but what can I say survival of the fittest.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:06:10 EDT (#)
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DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 12:01:15 EDT (#)
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HEY!
I'M ONE OF THOSE GUYS LOLOL!
But seriously, I've been known to bro out, but only as a parody of those who actually do it.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:58:05 EDT (#)
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Don't forget they'll also be "Bro"-ing & high fiving each other
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:55:47 EDT (#)
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But we love you!
They. They love you, is what I meant.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:55:17 EDT (#)
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Hell, there's at least 10 of those guys on UBER right now.
I hate THEM, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:54:30 EDT (#)
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Who doesn't?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-17 11:52:02 EDT (#)
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Jerky :(