Here on Ibitus 412N (part 5) (433 hits)
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Submitted by nicballs (View user info) at 2007-08-17 13:56:44 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110936 (part 1)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110963 (part 2)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/110988 (part 3)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111015 (part 4)
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Just when I think things couldn't get any more bizarre around here, another incident happens that totally shifts my thoughts about this alien race keeping us hostage.
It's not enough that we're being trapped here on this dry, cracked planet for the purposes of urine collection. Now we have found ourselves in the company of an entirely other slew of humanoid creatures, all of them being female. Earlier today, just after our 5th serving of 'fluff', our cell doors slid open to reveal a group of decidedly human-like female beings. They all seemed just as shocked and dismayed as we were the day of our processing, and they were quite orderly and contained as they were led into their new home: here, next to us, in this goddamned prison on Ibitus 412N. They're quite tall for 'women' (I can't really consider them 100% human because their legs have 4 pivoted joint locations unlike our 3 and their skin is pockmarked with large, bluish brandings) but they certainly resemble us far more than our captors do.
Of course we all tried making conversation but as could be expected, they don't speak English. They do speak, but it's a kind of tinny, high pitched oscillation of tones more so than any language we would recognize. One of them looks a lot like a woman I knew back at training quarter. Her name was Clista Fawe and I remember receiving news of her death not long ago.
This development has somewhat moralized my men. A few of them have already tried to physically touch our new cell mates and their come-ons have been met with sharp rejection. L2 Ensign Listah received a kick-like attack to his side after trying to grab the rear end of one of them. I guess I can't blame them for trying...they haven't been in the company of women for over a year. Alas, since we're not able to communicate with these creatures and since they don't really show any kind of value to us or our cause of leaving this place, it's safe to say their arrival is more of marginal benefit than anything else.
I have been growing increasingly curious as to the contents of the satchel that was left behind by the guards the other day, when Klausen was removed. By the way, he still hasn't returned and just yesterday we held a brief memorial for him, complete with eulogy given by his Denstrolle co-pilot, L2 Ensign Oiden. Speaking of our Denstrolle fighters...we know they're near us and in good working order. The status tokens we all keep with us provide us with constant diagnostic updates as to their conditioning systems and functionality. As of recent, this sign of hope is really what's been keeping us faithful in our eventual escape. According to our tokens, our ships are less than 3 kilometers away and are all in fantastic shape.
Unfortunately I don't have much else to report. These 'femaliens' (as they're now affectionately termed by us) are keeping to themselves and their cryptic chatter can be heard even now.
I think tomorrow I'm going to present the satchel to our new company, in hopes that they might instinctively know what to do with it. I know it's a long shot but I exhausting all possibilities of advancing toward a break out of here.
Astron Czissin, out.
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-10-09 08:36:02 EDT (#)
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cool..
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-22 10:31:23 EDT (#)
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'femaliens'
If this was yours, it was clever.
Make the entries longer.
I assume that he's writing a log more than a private diary. He's military, probably writing his thoughts and events down in order to not miss anything he can use and to keep it straight in his head. I'm also assuming he's planning to get out, and documentation will be important then.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-08-20 11:10:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 20:07:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-18 23:38:43 EDT (#)
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from what I understand of journaling (cue the whiny goth faggot who writes in a LiveJournal insults.) you treat it like you were confiding in a close friend. When in truth you're just writing shit in a notebook you bought from Sam's Club that nobody will ever care enough 2 read.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:00:26 EDT (#)
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By the way, he still hasn't returned and just yesterday we held a brief memorial for him
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I've never kept a journal, but "by the way" seems out of place to me.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:56:34 EDT (#)
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Just when I think things couldn't get any more bizarre around here, another incident happens that totally shifts my thoughts about this alien race keeping us hostage.
It's not enough that we're being trapped here on this dry, cracked planet for the purposes of urine collection.
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Ha, this was the first story that I clicked on, and the beginning made me reeeaaally not want to read any of the other parts (yes I understand you were summarizing). Read that part out loud, it sounds ridiculous.
Time to read the rest of this, damn insomnia and lack of drugs.
Submitted by sparkle_pink (user info) at 2007-08-18 01:38:16 EDT (#)
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This is all great so far, and I'm glad you've been continuing the series.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:59:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:33:47 EDT (#)
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awesome stuff
Submitted by fidelcity (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:11:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nicballs (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:56:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:46:29 EDT (#)
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good stuff.
there is alien sex coming right?
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Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:46:29 EDT (#)
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good stuff.
there is alien sex coming right?
just checking.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:39:02 EDT (#)
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well done
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-17 15:38:43 EDT (#)
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Yeah!
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:31:26 EDT (#)
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i foresee crazy sex with the femaliens since they can do things with their legs normal women cant.
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:16:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:15:41 EDT (#)
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ba da da da da?
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:14:51 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha, moo!
Submitted by lover101 (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:10:23 EDT (#)
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I'm loving it!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:05:47 EDT (#)
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