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Ah, Mexican. (688 hits)

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Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DangerPants (View user info) at 2007-08-17 18:16:43 EDT


After a pretty crappy week, Girlfriend (formerly FutureGirlfriend) and I went to a local Mexican restaurant to get a bite to eat last night. Shortly after being seated, the server informed us that immigration was on their way to the restaurant and that they may have no staff to assist us when the officers left.

I cannot even begin to make this shit up.

She knew this because the head cook had just gotten into an auto accident outside and a customs officer JUST HAPPENED TO BE ON THE SCENE. And you think you have bad luck. So, he takes the cook and his friend and, upon questioning them, ascertains that they are not the only illegals working at the restaurant.

What does Girlfriend do? Ask if anyone staying knows how to make margaritas. What do I do? Place my order while they still have a cook on hand.

It was very anti-climactic. The cooks continued cooking and the servers continued serving until they were led away. I expected the officers to walk in, someone to scream, "La Migra! La Migra!", and Mexicans to pop out from cabinets and those giant clay jars and run out the door and up a dusty hill, into the sunset, while Neil Diamond sang, "Coming To America".

Well. At least we know the food's authentic.

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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-20 10:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TomAce (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny. That reminds me of an EXTREMELY fucked up video clip I came across called "American Racist." Dude takes his truck to the local Home Depot and tells like twenty Mexicans that he needs to build a deck in his backyard. He proceeds to take them all to the INS office. Use your imagination for what happened...


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Actually he calls himself the "Amazing Racist."



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that video rocks...

it would suck if they did that to my favorite mexican place, but it would still be funny.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 19:58:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-18 14:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh heh heh

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-17 22:12:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha! Well done. Great story.

Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

and the picture sealed the deal

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:09:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TomAce (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny. That reminds me of an EXTREMELY fucked up video clip I came across called "American Racist." Dude takes his truck to the local Home Depot and tells like twenty Mexicans that he needs to build a deck in his backyard. He proceeds to take them all to the INS office. Use your imagination for what happened...


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Actually he calls himself the "Amazing Racist."

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I miss Mexicans, I don't see them very much here in WA.

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See these? American donuts. Glazed, powdered, and raspberry-filled.
Now, how's that for freedom of choice.

-- Homer Simpson
The Crepes of Wrath


Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

lacking in something. good though.

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very Funny

Submitted by TomAce (user info) at 2007-08-17 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Funny. That reminds me of an EXTREMELY fucked up video clip I came across called "American Racist." Dude takes his truck to the local Home Depot and tells like twenty Mexicans that he needs to build a deck in his backyard. He proceeds to take them all to the INS office. Use your imagination for what happened...


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gas? It's gas, isn't it?

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Fear of Flying