Vermin's Final Post (1349 hits)
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Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2007-08-17 19:02:45 EDT
Vermin's Final Post
Hello everyone. Most of you probably won't remember me. I have not been posting on this site very much anymore, although I still lurk about occasionally. Most of the people who were around in my day seem to be gone from the site. Without Squattail, Method, Shitfuck and others here this site just isn't the same for me (although I am glad to see Caulaincourt still around).
For a refresher, I would like to make a shamelessly gay list of what I consider my best 10 posts in no particular order:
The Joy of Wife Beating
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36473
Self explanatory, I like to beat my wife.
The Ancient Butt Pyramids of Abu Gharib
http://www.ubersite.com/m/35409
Photoshopped naked ass pyramids never get old.
Vermin Hops on the Rape Victim Bandwagon
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40715
Made this one in response to Lojope's hilarious rape post.
Babes of the Special Olympics Swimsuit Calendar
http://www.ubersite.com/m/41791
Mocking retards is always good for a cheap laugh.
Baby-skin Condoms
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45747
I actually think this is a very good idea.
PETA Wants to Shut Down my Baby Processing Facility
http://www.ubersite.com/m/47294
The sequel to baby skin condoms, I thought it was B@W worthy myself. It actually made a collegehumor.com link and got a bunch of hits.
They Call Him Flipper
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49688
If you laugh at this post you are a monster.
My Wife Had A Miscarriage and Our Slimy Little Angel is with God Now
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53426
This is my most infamous post and the only one I actually had second thoughts about posting.
Presidential Assassination Simulator
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55995
My review of the best computer game ever.
You Might Like It
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50759
My only Uber Madness post not to win, however by far my best one.
Anyway, I am writing this post to officially retire Vermin (not that I was actually active). I just don't have the time or inclination for shock humor any more. I have another account created so I may post now and again when I have time. Most of you probably won't care about all this, but I know for me it's just nice to have closure on things.
Also, in case anyone cares my first account on this site was http://www.ubersite.com/u/SausageKing of which I made about 20 posts or so. I am fairly proud of some of the posts I made with that account as well, so if you were a fan of my work you may want to check out some of that stuff.
Goodbye,
- Vermin
User Reviews
Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-08-20 10:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the last picture made me cry...with joy
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 19:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-08-19 16:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do believe I may have just found a new favourite user.
Bravo.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-19 08:22:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to -2 and be a dickhead. I'm glad I reviewed your posts first. Dude you're the fucking MAN. All of your shit is pure genius. Don't leave =( Stay and create more things from pure awesome so that I may be entertained.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-08-19 05:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww thats a shame - I like your posts.
Be happy, vermin
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-18 16:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye, Ubersite. Have a +2.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-18 13:09:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:10:56 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, no. Is the Rapture happening? There are more and more signs of demise for the "good" old people of uber. This is not good.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-08-18 11:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll always love you, Vermin!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Drawing attention to the closing of one of your accounts is quite pathetic and serves no real purpose.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-08-17 23:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU ARE HILARIOUS!
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET DRUNK AND SHOOT SOME POOL.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-08-17 22:34:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DONT LEAVEZ
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-08-17 22:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, no. Is the Rapture happening? There are more and more signs of demise for the "good" old people of uber. This is not good.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Classic uber.
Dont let yer meat loaf
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the last picture made me cry...with joy
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the last picture made me cry...with joy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 21:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you CAN'T GO, Vermin. you're the last of the best. Method is gone (although we might go party down in Tampa next month) and shitfuck never posts anymore, just reviews in a drug-induced stupor.
this place is turning to shit. there's ZERO good posters anymore. just a bunch of faggots and whiny bitches that think they are pretty all of a sudden because a bunch of pimple-faced teenagers and guys that live in their mom's basement playing WoW all day get boners over these bitches because they never even got to sniff a girl's panties before. NO ONE here is funny AT ALL anymore. and more people are posting artsy fartsy crap that no one cares about except a handful of other nerds around here.
won't someone save ubersite? or does it have to be me again? do i have to do something to get more lawyers and police to call bart to make this place interesting again?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:55:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You sir, were a GOD. It's too bad you're leaving, and you will be missed.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is actually not a bad g\b post. Sorry to see you go, you seemed like a pretty cool uber dude.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Be well.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You were a one of a kind. I hope you return someday, your posts were some of the best on this site.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-08-17 20:08:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love u vermin, I love u 4ever
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot post.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:42:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your posts.....are a work of art. I just discovered them. Don't go.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:10:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm kiddin ya, you will be missed.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-17 19:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
in b4 dont let the door hit your ass on the way out.