Goodbye Ubersite (925 hits)
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Submitted by Flack (View user info) at 2007-08-18 00:35:39 EDT
I'm gonna get striaght to the point...I'm leaving. Mostly because I used to come to this site and be able to laugh, but now its absolutely nothing but tripe and all that happens is that I get pissed off. ITs pretty sad when I sign on in the morning and the most entertaining thing on the front page is written by ETS.
I'm also tired of the constant "OH SHES HOT!!! +2,+2,+2!!!!" comments. Most of you wouldn't even know what to do if you even had a chance with these girls. You'd probably just sit there and stare while you came in your Spiderman skivvies.
Can someone please explain the logic to me?
Dumb bitch with big tits signs on.
Dumb bitch with big tits posts tripe about "boyfriends and hair."
Dipshits go "Well, the story sucked, but you have tits and that deserves a +2."
Dipshit thinks to himself "Hmm, maybe if I kiss her ass, she'll fuck me."
Dumb bitch with big tits goes to "tha club" and does bodyshots off her other dumb-bitch-with-big-tits friends and goes home with random ock.
Dumb bitch with big tits posts about said sexuial rendevous with random ock.
Dipshit rates a +2 with some comment about how "beautiful" she is and how he admires her "intelligence and wit."
Dipshit turns off computer and masturbates. Cries.
And the cunts that thrive off it are even worse.
Also, there is alot of high school bickering and jealousy and other dumb shit going around. I remember having many distinct conversations with users who get all pissy when people on the internet make fun of them, like it'll ever really effect thier REAL lives. Get a fucking clue! Your life outside Ubersite is probably devoid of meaning and real monotonous. So why should you give to shits what some French Canadian asshole or some guy from Carolina thinks. I don't, and you shouldn't either you dumb fag.
To be perfectly honest with you, I hope all of you fucking choke! Especially that fucking GnarlsBarkley skank. Being able to speak French really isnt that impressive, and if theres one thing worse than a French asshole, its a French Canadian asshole. Especially one that's 19 and a total fucking lush.
So thats it, I'm gone. Fuck you, goodbye...
....Just kidding, toolbags. I'm still here!
User Reviews
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2007-11-08 18:43:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaahahaa
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
happy you're leaving, deuchebag.
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It's spelled douchebage, you dumb bitch.
And if you would have finished reading it, you would've read the part that said, "Just kidding, toolbags. I'm still here."
Retard.
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I realized that much you half-tard shit lips. I know how to read.
and sorry for spelling it wrong, but... oh yeah, I'm french.
By the way, try and find something better to do that diss people you don't know on the internet, you useless sack of shit.
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So maybe from now on I can post stuff like this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111004
QUICK! GET THIS WOMAN HER PULITZER PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE KIND OF WRITING THAT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD!!!!!
Eat shit, you fucking frog.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-08-20 22:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you needed the haha rabbit. no words woulda been needed.
Submitted by UTOCKIN2ME (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who da fluck is flack? Anyway-I tink I likes you. Especially for offending the dooooshbaguette below
So I add a nudder +1
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-20 21:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
happy you're leaving, deuchebag.
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It's spelled douchebage, you dumb bitch.
And if you would have finished reading it, you would've read the part that said, "Just kidding, toolbags. I'm still here."
Retard.
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I realized that much you half-tard shit lips. I know how to read.
and sorry for spelling it wrong, but... oh yeah, I'm french.
By the way, try and find something better to do that diss people you don't know on the internet, you useless sack of shit.
Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-08-20 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
rule of thumb on the interblag:
All guys are guys, All girls are guys and all 6 year old kids are FBI agents.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Lush" sounds like "thrush", which is not nice. Did you mean lush in a nice way?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-20 09:15:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the way, the only reason vapid whores exist is because random douchebags and zit-boys (as Shlongy refers to them) feed them by reinforcing the vapid whorish behavior. In theory, if they never receive positive reinforcement, the vapid whorish behavior will cease.
At least according to Behavioralism.
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Uber is living proof of the flawed holes in Behavioralism, IMHO.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:26:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
happy you're leaving, deuchebag.
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It's spelled douchebage, you dumb bitch.
And if you would have finished reading it, you would've read the part that said, "Just kidding, toolbags. I'm still here."
Retard.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-08-19 23:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
happy you're leaving, deuchebag.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-08-19 22:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-08-19 22:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why do you care so much?
wanker
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-08-19 19:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-18 21:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe she'll fuck us now!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-08-18 21:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-08-18 09:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, the story sucked, but you have tits and that deserves a +2.
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HA!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 19:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SUPER SCOTTY MURRAY!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-08-18 17:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Want me to call you a Wambulance?
George Michael is hott
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-08-18 16:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bye, Ubersite. Have a +2.
Submitted by Technophobe (user info) at 2007-08-18 15:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ummm, why not... drinks all round I say
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-08-18 14:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-18 13:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you were going to to get the standard -2 for this kind of post, but this
"and if theres one thing worse than a French asshole, its a French Canadian asshole. Especially one that's 19 and a total fucking lush."
redeemed it.
Submitted by Rejection (user info) at 2007-08-18 11:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 11:32:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 12:10:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun, man. If you ever make it to Detroit, let me know and I'll take you to a Tigers game. Baseball is kinda like criket, I guess, except easier to understand.
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Would love to see any sporting event live, makes all the difference. They had the actor from Third Rock From The Sun on some cricket coverage the other day and he likened the two games and highlighted the differences, very interesting.
Unfortunatly its pissing down here, so cricket was called off 20 minutes ago!!
Now what do I do with my saturday!!
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Turn off your computer and masturbate. Then cry.
Or something.
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-18 10:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well put.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-08-18 09:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, the story sucked, but you have tits and that deserves a +2.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pfft, if it wasn't for sluts and whores, I would still be a virgin, so let's give them a LITTLE credit.
Seriously though, they really shouldn't be writing...anything at all.
I remember this random girl at some random party, that was currently attending UCLA. She brought a notepad to every party she attended, and wrote down things she found, well...interesting I suppose. Anyways, I wonder sometimes if she took those notes home, wrote a crappy story and/or poem, and posted them on the internet.
Probably.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 "random ock"
For some reason, I found this hilarious.
By the way, the only reason vapid whores exist is because random douchebags and zit-boys (as Shlongy refers to them) feed them by reinforcing the vapid whorish behavior. In theory, if they never receive positive reinforcement, the vapid whorish behavior will cease.
At least according to Behavioralism.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only a 34b. Am I still cool?
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No because you're old and used up. Ran through, worn out, run down goods are never cool.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 12:10:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Have fun, man. If you ever make it to Detroit, let me know and I'll take you to a Tigers game. Baseball is kinda like criket, I guess, except easier to understand.
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Would love to see any sporting event live, makes all the difference. They had the actor from Third Rock From The Sun on some cricket coverage the other day and he likened the two games and highlighted the differences, very interesting.
Unfortunatly its pissing down here, so cricket was called off 20 minutes ago!!
Now what do I do with my saturday!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm only a 34b. Am I still cool?
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2007-08-18 08:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If there's anything this wreaks of, awesomeness would be the word.
Submitted by Zeglamancer (user info) at 2007-08-18 07:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dipshit turns off computer and masturbates. Cries.
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No wonder they're called dipshits. When I wangsturbate, I leave my PC on. In fact it is the item I use it to find bukkake midgets with bannana creme pie smeared on them.
Otheriwse good post. Seems to be the way this thing with semi attractive girls posting here works.
My favorite part is how people suck up to these girls that live in like, I dunno some shithole like Ireland or something, and the dude lives in So Cal.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 07:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to play cricket in 3 hours, playing the same team as last week when I scored 136.
Whats the betting I get 0 today.
Wish me luck people, its drizzling too. Well grey.
:(
and Flack, go party like its Shlongys birthday!
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Have fun, man. If you ever make it to Detroit, let me know and I'll take you to a Tigers game. Baseball is kinda like criket, I guess, except easier to understand.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have to play cricket in 3 hours, playing the same team as last week when I scored 136.
Whats the betting I get 0 today.
Wish me luck people, its drizzling too. Well grey.
:(
and Flack, go party like its Shlongys birthday!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-08-18 05:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Have a +2 for using the oft ignored word "lush"
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And so did I and I and I.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Because I erroneously I believed you.
And it's all true.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-08-18 04:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flack...shiting on your virtual world since 3-10-04
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Thank you. :)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-18 03:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My life is monotonous and devoid of meaning both inside AND outside Uber. So I got that going for me, which is... bad.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You made some valid points.
Your life outside Ubersite is probably pointless? I see we've gotten to the point where the fundamental categorization of our life is "inside/outside" Ubersite; very nice.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Flack...shiting on your virtual world since 3-10-04
Submitted by NinjaSpeed (user info) at 2007-08-18 02:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck off already
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-08-18 01:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
smell my finger
Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-18 01:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Hahhaha, not funny.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-18 01:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HA! this read like you just pounded the keyboard with your fist and got this out of it.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:49:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DUDE!!!! YOU TOTALLY GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I couldn't agree more
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:44:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-18 00:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing like some good old ham-fisted impotent rage