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Warped Tour 2007 (263 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: -1.37 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by <guardoftheguards.at.earthlink.net> (View user info) at 2007-08-20 02:40:54 EDT


First Post.

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Scores of suburban teenagers, slighted by the injustice of loving parents and a middle-upper class suburban lifestyle, made the hajj to Vans Warped Tour this past summer, choosing self-hating music as an alternative to just sucking it up like the rest of us.

There we stood, surrounded. My girlfriend and her friends left in order to go reminisce about 7th grade angst with Yellowcard. And then there were two. In order to justify the purchase of our tickets, we sought familiarity, which we found in two aging punk bands: The Vandals and the Circle Jerks.

First came the Vandals, whose bassist, to the pleasure of the audience, re-christened co-performers Cute Is What We Aim For, to the much less politically correct, "Cute Is What Our AIDS Is From." Also, they played "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen, which should give them points in anyone's book.

Second came the Circle Jerks, another punk band who played a pretty good show.

We saw other bands, but they weren't worth mentioning. We missed Bad Religion, unfortunately. However, there's always next year to ignore.

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Submitted by azurefroz (user info) at 2007-08-20 07:06:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-08-20 06:52:10 EDT (#)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk

Nice try alter.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-08-20 06:21:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-08-20 04:20:28 EDT (#)
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ARGGGGHHHHHHHH im back at work, th8is was shit, my girl is shagging the vet, arghggghhhhhhhhhh I hate the world.

Submitted by Captain_Ambivalent (user info) at 2007-08-20 04:18:28 EDT (#)
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pants

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-08-20 04:09:39 EDT (#)
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This was rubbish.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-08-20 04:07:59 EDT (#)
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1st post... We don't want to know that. we want to be shocked when we check your user info.
Also pic's Score points. Nudes preferably, but not necessary .


And in another scene i just kicked my bosses ass! This is miracle monday!YaHuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-08-20 03:33:23 EDT (#)
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you lost us at 'first post', douchebag


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